Bradshaw beats Harley Lewis.
We hear from D-Generation X ("Triple H" Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Chyna, X-Pac, "Road Dogg" Jesse James, "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn). Triple H and X-Pac tell Owen Hart to suck it, Billy Gunn says he and Road Dogg beat L.O.D. 2000 (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) before and that they can do it again. Road Dogg says dinosaurs don't wear gold; champions do.
Kevin Kelly interviews The Jackyl and Kurrgan in the ring. The Jackyl says that just as the prophet came down and licked the wounds of the lepers clean, so today shall he walk into the miasmatic scum that is the crowd in the arena tonight. He says the stench that emanates from the crowd can only be matched by the stench that is at the top of Titan Towers, and the stench is the stench of conspiracy against him. He says that he is sick of the fact that he is constantly censored, kept off live television and banned from house shows despite being the best speaker in the World Wrestling Federation and "over like nobody's business." He says there are people in the WWF with limited intellect and ability who have jobs in the WWF today because of him, and that in six months, Kurrgan has gone from a corporate sideshow to the most feared man in the WWF. The Jackyl then announces that he will take over the WWF and that his revolution is coming, and he tells the fans - whom he considers too dumb to participate in "intellectual intercourse" - to listen to every word he says and "Jackyl off."
The "Stone Cold" Steve Austin "Hell Yeah" T-shirt is now available for $25 plus $6 shipping and handling!
Too Much ("Too Sexy" Brian Christopher and Scott "Too Hot" Taylor) beat Ace Darling and Devon Storm.
The Nation (The Rock, D'Lo Brown, "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry) beats Al Phillips, Brian Knighton and Mark Shrader.
We hear from Faarooq, who says that Unforgiven could not be a more fitting title for the way he feels. He says that he raised The Nation to where they are in the WWF, but he brought them in and he can take them out along with "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock and "The Lethal Weapon" Steve Blackman.
The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) vs. The Headbangers (Thrasher and Mosh) ends in a double disqualification after all four men in both teams keep fighting each other in the ring. During the match, it is announced that Tennessee Lee will be guesting on commentary next week to get the word out about "Double J" Jeff Jarrett's performance with Sawyer Brown at Unforgiven.
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