Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for August 31, 2025

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews The Evantourage ("Main Evant" Evan Daniels, Bryce Saturn, Damian Desire). Desire says that tonight will be an amazing night for them, and Saturn says it is because they are taking over the United Wrestling Network in record time when they dethrone The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) and embarrass "Hysterical" Shane Haste and they are leaving with all the gold. Daniels says that they will finally put an end to The Mighty Zaddies (Cabrera, Tito, Haste) and that there is nothing anybody can do about it. Jonny Loquasto suddenly shows up and agrees that this could be a transcendent night and that they could run the United Wrestling Network, and to make it even more monumental for their matches, Daniels will be banned from ringside in the tag team title match while Saturn and Desire are banned from ringside during Daniels' match with Haste.

Jonny Loquasto introduces Scorpio Sky to the ring. Scorpio Sky says he hates losing, but losing is inevitable and that what matters is what one does next. He is still the #1 contender for the UWN World Championship, and he will be demanding his title shot tonight. Scorpio then calls out Jordan Cruz for his title shot, and Cruz comes out with the mystery man from last week. After Scorpio Sky tells Cruz to get in the ring, Jordan Cruz introduces the mystery man as "The Epic," and says that he has his back, which is the perks of being a champion. Scorpio Sky humorously refers to The Epic as "The Hiccup" before Cruz states that Scorpio Sky lost and that he will not defend his title against a loser like him; instead, he will be defending against Fidel Bravo. Loquasto tells Cruz that he does not make the matches around here, and while Scorpio Sky agrees that Fidel Bravo is deserving of a title match, which means that he himself does not get a title shot, he can still beat Cruz's ass. The Epic soon stands between Scorpio and Cruz, but Fidel Bravo shows up and stands alongside Scorpio. Loquasto makes the UWN World Championship match between Fidel Bravo and Jordan Cruz official.

The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito) retain the UWN Tag Team Championships against Transcendence (Bryce Saturn and Damian Desire) after Bryce Saturn tries and fails to use one of the tag team title belts as a weapon and gets Speared by Bad Dude Tito.

Bakstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Hysterical" Shane Haste. Haste says he has been sick of how The Evantourage ("Main Evant" Evan Daniels, Bryce Saturn, Damian Desire) have treated him and The Wolf Zaddies (Che Cabrera and Bad Dude Tito), but now, that is no longer a problem. He says that Daniels is a legitimate star and that Saturn and Damian are like planets revolving around them, but The Mighty Zaddies are an infinite black hole and they will crush and extinguish the light from Daniels and take his whole world.

Nearly Average Wrestling owner Shane Hartline shows up to hold a mock funeral for "Outlandish" Zicky Dice. He says it sucks to lose such a nearly average talent, but it was going to happpen at some point. Before asking for a ten-bell salute, he asks anyone in the back who has even a fraction of respect for Zicky Dice to join him. Only one person at ringside joins him, and the fans refuse to stay silent for the ten bell salute and hijack Hartline's attempt at a "Thank you, Zicky" chant with "We want Zicky" and "He's not dead." Zicky Dice soon shows up, and Hartline fakes amazement at Zicky being alive. Zicky says he wants nothing to do with Nearly Average Wrestling and that his heart is in the United Wrestling Network. Harline says he is better than the United Wrestling Network and its fans, then hastily tries to get Zicky Dice to sign with Nearly Average Wrestling, saying he is the "the best nearly average wrestler" and wants him at the top of his roster. Zicky refuses and politely turns the contract down, but Harline says Zicky has never signed a contract with a real wrestling company and that this is why his ex-wife left him. When Zicky leaves, Hartline hits him with the flowers in his hands, but Zicky gets back in the ring and hits Hartline with a DDT before taking the portrait of himself that is in the ring and hits Hartline in the head with it.

"Main Evant" Evan Daniels retains the UWN Television Championship against "Hysterical" Shane Haste after Daniels grabs onto the referee to keep him from seeing a low blow to Haste.