Friday, January 13, 2023

They're On A Rampage - Rampage recap for January 13, 2023



Darby Allin retains the TNT Championship against "Rock Hard" Juice Robinson. After the match, Sting shows up to celebrate with Darby Allin.



We hear from Powerhouse Hobbs, who says that the phoenix rose from the ashes, then says that he broke that phoenix's neck and that he will take the ashes and spread them across all the people he hurts.

Renee Paquette introduces The Acclaimed ("Platinum" Max Caster and Anthony Bowens) and "Daddy Ass" Billy Gunn onto the stage. Bowens says they have heard the fans sing their song week after week, and now, they are in Los Angeles, California in the mecca of professional wrestling in AEW to cement their legacy. The three of them proceed to cement their scissor hand signals when The Gunns (Austin and Colten Gunn) show up to mock them, saying that their celebrations are trash and that The Acclaimed are stars because of their father. Austin Gunn says if anyone deserves a walk of fame, it is the Gunns. Austin Gunn says if anyone deserves a walk of fame, it is the Gunns. Billy Gunn says they are right and that a dad has to do what a dad has to do, then lets them put their hands in the cement only for The Acclaim to pants them and Billy to shove them butt-first in the cement.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews The Mogul Affiliates (Swerve Strickland, Parker Boudreaux, ???). Swerve says he is tired of beating people up and is here to do business with hip-hop artists King Combs and Quincy. Swerve says that The Mogul Affiliates will be the most violent group in AEW in 2023.

The House of Black (Malakai Black and Brody King) beat Eddie Kingston and Ortiz. During the match, Buddy Matthews shows up with a chair, but is intercepted by Eddie Kingston. Eddie takes the chair, then Julia Hart touches him from behind and screams when Eddie turns around. Ortiz confronts Eddie for attempting to hit a woman with a chair, and in the confusion, Malakai Black goes for a Black Mass on Ortiz only for Ortiz to duck and Malakai to hit Eddie instead, giving The House of Black the win. After the match, The House of Black grab Ortiz and tell him he "did good" before throwing him back into the ring.



Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Jade Cargill and Leila Grey. Jade says Red Velvet is jealous that someone like Leila Grey is better than she is, then Leila Grey says that she and Jade do not need Red Velvet to get Jade's 50th win.

Renee Paquette interviews actor John Walter Hauser in the ring. He says that acting is his passion and that as much as loves doing it, he loves professional wrestling, and that in AEW, nobody knows what is going to happen. Suddenly, Danhausen shows up and mentions that he is the #1 merchandise seller in AEW, then mentions that he was not given a physical award before demanding the Golden Globe award in Hauser's hands. Suddenly, Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt, Satnam Singh and Jeff Jarrett show up and surround Hauser and Danhausen. Hauser reminds Jarrett they are not in Memphis, then tells him he looks like a woman who owns a Crunch Fitness, does not play his guitar at all, and that his associates are dressed for a homeschool prom. Jarrett and his associates attack Hauser and Danhausen, then Jarrett hits Hauser with the guitar. Jay Lethal is about to use Hauser's award as a weapon when the rest of Best Friends (Chuck Taylor, Trent Beretta, Orange Cassidy) show up and chase Jarrett and company out. Nevertheless, Jay Lethal and Sonjay Dutt steal Hauser's award.



Ruby Soho and Willow Nightingale beat Anna Jay A.S. and Tay Melo in a bloody street fight.



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