Last Chancery - The Results

Before the next match, Braxton Sutter says he has a long, drawn-out story about how he has been generally disrespected by Impact Wrestling for the past two years and how he is the biggest star anyone has ever seen after kicking Allie to the curb. Unfortunately, he is still "jerking the curtain" with "a local ham-and-egger," and tells the production booth to bring him out so he can prove he kicks ass. His "ham-and-egger" opponent is none other than Tyson Dux.

Tyson Dux beats Braxton Sutter with the Canadian Crab.

Backstage, Alicia interviews Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake, who will meet The Desi Hit Squad (Rohit Raju and Gursinder Singh) for the first time. Cody says Jake can out-smoke the Marlboro Man and that he can out-drink Jack Daniels, and they can go shot-for-shot in the ring as much as they can in the bar when they have an old-fashioned trailer park dust-up. They smack each other, then Jake hits Cody a little too hard with a chop.

The Desi Hit Squad (Rohit Raju and Gursinder Singh) beat Cody Deaner and Cousin Jake after Rohit Raju grabs Cousin Jake by the leg, causing Gursinder Singh to fall on Luke during a vertical suplex to get the pinfall.

Alicia interviews Petey Williams in the locker room. Suddenly, Idris Abraham shows up and says this should be his interview. Suddenly, Brent Banks shows up and says that Idris is doing a whole lot of talking without saying anything at all. Banks tells him to sit down and let the real contenders talk. Phil Atlas then shows up and says Idris and Banks have no chance of winning, then Williams tells everyone to shut up and that they're all getting Canadian Destroyers.

Petey Williams beats Idris Abraham, Brent Banks and Phil Atlas in a four-way match.

Trevor Lee beats "The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander after grabbing the tights.

Backstage, Alicia interviews "Reborn" Matt Sydal, who says he cannot tell her anything she already knows, and offers to help her find inner peace. As for Kongo Kong and Austin Aries, if there is a way to win, he will find it, as he is the light and everything good in Impact Wrestling. He is looking forward to winning a third championship tonight, and says it is not about greed, but rather destiny.

Before the next match, Eli Drake calls Canada the home of moose, caribou and maple syrup, and when the fans start a Moose chant, Eli replies with "I didn't mean that cross-eyed halfwit, ya dummies!" He says that when he comes to Canada, everyone asks if he enjoys Canada, which he says has dry air that affects his voice. He then says that every time he comes out to Canada, all he can think of is how everyone is a dummy. He then says he cannot stop the gravy train and the undeniable kevorka, and he cannot stop being Eli Drake. Before he can say much more, Markus Burke shows up. He says that Eli Drake seems to have a lot of problems with Canada, and while he and the fans have not always gotten along, he and the fans have something in common tonight as "Eli Drake sucks." While he may be a vegan, he hunts human and tonight, he gets to hunt his favorite type: American. Eli Drake then tells the referee not to ring the bell until he tells him, and tells Burke the only things he is hunting for is a ticket to the gravy train. Burke then kicks Eli Drake in the side of the face, starting the next match.

Eli Drake beats Markus Burke after raking Burke's eyes prior to the Gravy Train.

Backstage, Alicia interviews Moose. Moose says he has a brief history with Alberto El Patron, wnad while he respects him, he doesn't like him. He says he has faced the best that the NFL has ever produced as well as the best that the wrestling world has produced. Alberto El Patron may be in line for the Impact World Championship, but that will come to an end when he kicks his ass tonight.

Alberto El Patron beats Moose after kicking the middle ring into Moose's groin before hitting the double stomp for the win.

We see footage from earlier today where Alicia interviews KC Spinelli. Spinelli says Allie's skills will be tested tonight, not hers, and that he is going to hit Alicia if she doesn't get out of thew ay just like she will hit Allie tonight.

Allie beats KC Spinelli.

Backstage, Austin Aries says that three-way dances add an extra element in the form of extra moving parts as well as not even having to be pinned to lose. He has two interesting opponents in the quick, athletic "Reborn" Matt Sydal and the strong, brutal Kongo Kong, but he will walk out as Impact World Champion tonight.

Before the next match, Jimmy Jacobs says he is not a bad guy; he is a good and giving guy who gave Impact Wrestling a new monster in the form of Kongo Kong, and he plans on giving Austin Aries and "Reborn" Matt Sydal a fair warning: this match might as well be a 2-on-1 handicap match as they can team up and still be at a disadvantage. He says that he would do it all again, then says that Aries' load of belts will get a little lighter before proclaiming that he is a princess who always gets what he wants.

Austin Aries retains the Impact Wrestling World Championship against Kongo Kong and "Reborn" Matt Sydal.