Another One Night Only, another Larry Csonka review.
Andrew Everett beats Mandrews.
Jade beats Sienna and Marti Bell.
Tyrus beats Trevor Lee.
The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jessie Godderz) have a surprise for tonight...
The Bro Mans' (Robbie E and Jessie Godderz) surprise is a reunion with DJ Z for the next match.
The Bro Mans (Robbie E, Jessie Godderz and DJ Z) beat Grado, Mahabali Shera & Eddie Edwards.
Eli Drake says Moose has a lisp, and he plans to fix it via blunt force trauma.
Bram shows up and talks about his accomplishments in TNA, and says he wants to beat the best. He calls out Lashley.
Lashley beats Bram.
Moose beats Eli Drake.
Gail Kim beats Lauren Van Ness.
Moose says he proved he's one of the best by beating Eli Drake.
Bram is back, having called out Lashley and stood up to him, and he now calls up "The Cowboy" James Storm, wanting competition.
"The Cowboy" James Storm beats Bram.
"The Cowboy" James Storm says you have to take an ass whuppin' in order to give one.
Before the next match, Ethan Carter III is in the ring with "Broken" Matt Hardy. Matt announces EC3 as "coming from the genes of the Carters," "the third version of Carter" and the man he defeated for the TNA Title and stole Rockstar Spud and Tyrus from before he became a delightful, god-like being with broken brilliance. EC3 wants to return the favor, but is scared for his life. He is afraid Vanguard-1 could arrive and take him out, or that he could be crushed from above by Skarsgard the dilapidated boat. He even says Senor Benjamin could be hiding in wait to chop him up with a chainsaw. EC3 says he can’t win, but knows a man who can. He heads backstage, and we get a warped version of EC3's music. Out comes "Broken EC3." from "Broken Raton, Florida."
"Broken" Ethan Carter III beats "Broken" Matt Hardy. After the match, Hardy says that it is arousing to see another him and asks how "Broken" EC3 achieved his broken condition. EC3 says he's pretty normal and that Hardy is "a weird ass dude."
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