TNA: One Night Only - September 2016 - The Results

Here's another review from Larry Csonka. These are always interesting to read.

Eli Drake starts tonight's show. He says he is here to win, and that he always wins, even when he loses. He also says "Dummy" a lot. He says that his tag team partner for tonight, Sienna, wants him badly, even though he didn't really want him badly. Grado shows up and says this reminds him of Love Connection, and wants to play the game show. Sienna wants no part of this. Grado then says that he and his tag team partner will win tonight. Jade shows up, and this starts a match.

Grado and Jade beat Eli Drake and Sienna.

Grado and Jade talk backstage. After Jade is finally able to understand Grado through his accent, they both come to the conclusion that they can become tag team champions.

The Tribunal (Basile Baraka and Baron Dax) beat The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jessie Godderz).

Moose beats DJ Z.

Before the next match, Rockstar Spud calls Mahabali Shera a mockery to the wrestling business. Mahabali Shera makes a bet that if he wins, Spud has to do his dance. Spud agrees, and says that if he wins, Shera can never do his dance again.

Mahabali Shera beats Rockstar Spud. After the match, Shera celebrates by dancing with "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero and a random woman until Rockstar Spud kicks Shera in the balls.

Moose says that DJ Z is tough, but he is here to make a difference and to win some gold.

Crazzy Steve plans to paint a portrait of violence with Tyrus' blood...and it will be perfect.

Before the next match, Rosemary mocks Tyrus for calling himself "The Fixer," saying that they are perfect. Tyrus takes the mic and gives Rosemary credit for being herself and having the courage to come out to the ring, then calls her and Crazzy Steve "the worst clowns ever" and "the worst goth kids ever."

Tyrus beats Crazzy Steve.

Before the next match, Marti Bell tells Madison Rayne that she doesn't care if Madison is a multiple-time Knockouts Champion. Where she comes from, they don't wrestle...they fight.

Marti Bell beats Madison Rayne in a no-disqualification match.

Tyrus says he's been away doing movies and Fox News, but he's back in TNA to be The Fixer that everyone needs.

Drew Galloway says he plans to bring Andrew Everett down to earth tonight.

Drew Galloway beats Andrew Everett.

Ethan Carter III beats Trevor Lee.

Before the next match, "The Miracle" Mike Bennett says that Braxton Sutter could be something if he took him under his guidance. He then says that he is the best wrestler on the planet and doesn't need Maria Kanellis-Bennett's help to win. Sutter tells Bennett to get his balls out of Maria's purse.

"The Miracle" Mike Bennett beats Braxton Sutter thanks to the distraction from Maria Kanellis-Bennett.

Lashley beats Eddie Edwards.