Thursday, March 24, 2016

Layin 'da SmackDown - SmackDown recap for March 24, 2016

Becky Lynch guests on commentary for the next match.

Before the next match, Charlotte says she will put an end to Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks at WrestleMania and start the "WOOOO! Revolution."

Sasha Banks beats Charlotte after reversing a Figure Eight into an inside cradle. After the match, Becky Lynch gets in the ring and hits a T-Bone Suplex on both Sasha and Charlotte before leaving. After Becky leaves, Sasha Banks hits a Backstabber on a distracted Charlotte.



The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) show up to advertise the WWE Network and Booty-O's, which they call "The Official Cereal of WrestleMania, then make fun of The League of Nations and list all the ways that they're "hot garbage," saying that if they were a Star Wars character, they would be Jar Jar Binks; if they were a baseball player, they'd be Michael Jordan. They promise to retain the WWE Tag Team Championships at WrestleMania 32.



Sheamus beats Kofi Kingston after the distraction and attempted cheating from the rest of The League of Nations (Rusev and King Barrett).



The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) quickly beat The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) as The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley) watch from the back. After the match, The Usos pull out two tables from underneath the ring, set them up, put The Ascension on them and hit simultaneous splashes on them through the tables. Afterwards, Renee Young interviews The Dudleys, who say that they will prove that their title wins define their careers and not the tables, and that The Dudley Boyz will steal the show at WrestleMania again. As Bubba Ray says that they beat up The Usos' father Rikishi back then and would even beat up The Wild Samoans (Afa and Sika) if they were in the ring today, Roman Reigns shows up and says he'll shut Bubba Ray up tonight. Bubba Ray thinks he's blowing smoke, but when he points at Roman, Roman slaps his hand away and tells him that he doesn't want a match; instead, he wants a war.



Dolph Ziggler and Sami Zayn beat The Miz and Kevin Owens after Owens tries to leave The Miz high and dry again only for Zack Ryder, Stardust and Sin Cara to keep him from heading to the back. Even The Miz is ticked off with Owens, and hits him with a Skull Crushing Finale. After the match, all seven men brawl.



Bubba Ray Dudley beats Roman Reigns by disqualification after as Roman Reigns repeatedly slams Bubba Ray's head into the commentary table. After the match, D-Von Dudley runs in only to run right into a Superman Punch. Roman then hits Bubba Ray with a Spear.



R-Truth runs into Goldust as he paints his face in the bathroom. Goldust insists they're not partners even though he saved him earlier this week on Raw. He then paints the word "no" on Truth's forehead in gold paint, then R-Truth looks into the mirror and reads it as "on." R-Truth thinks that "Golden Truth" is still on.



Kalisto believes Sin Cara will become the new WWE Intercontinental Champion at WrestleMania. Sin Cara tells Kalisto to focus on Ryback before he leaves. Kalisto then runs into Ryback, who makes fun of his size again. Kalisto tells Ryback he's going to retain the WWE United States Championship against him at WrestleMania.

AJ Styles beats Tyler Breeze.

Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman show up. Heyman talks about the no-holds-barred match between Lesnar and Dean Ambrose at WrestleMania and how hardcore legends like Terry Funk and Mick Foley are giving weapons to Ambrose to use against Lesnar. Heyman then says that the Ambrose Asylum should be praying for Dean Ambrose's well-being as Lesnar will destroy Ambrose at WrestleMania and is the most dangerous weapon in the ring himself at WrestleMania. Heyman then calls Ambrose out, but he gets Bray Wyatt and The Wyatt Family (Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Braun Strowman) instead. Before the Wyatts can attack, Dean Ambrose shows up, ready to go to war with a kendo stick. Ambrose and Lesnar lay waste to the Wyatts, then Ambrose and Lesnar fight each other. Lesnar gets his hands on Ambrose and finishes him off with an F5 to end the show.



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