Thursday, March 31, 2016

My predictions for WrestleMania 32

The 3rd Annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

Announced: Heath Slater, Curtis Axel, Adam Rose, Bo Dallas, Big Show, Kane, Tyler Breeze, Mark Henry, Jack Swagger, Fandango, Damien Sandow, Darren Young, Konnor, Viktor, Goldust and R-Truth.

Yep, it's that time again. It's every man for himself in a battle royal for the third straight year. 

My prediction: Big Show's probably going to win it again.


Roman Reigns vs. Triple H (c)

in a no-disqualification match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Well, it's finally come to this: Roman Reigns gets one more shot at the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, and this time it's against the man who screwed him out of it. If he wins, he'll be a three-time World Heavyweight Champion in a very short time...

My prediction: Roman's taking it. I can't even picture Triple H keeping the title past WrestleMania.

Shane McMahon vs. The Undertaker

If Shane McMahon wins, he gains control of Monday Night Raw. Also, if Shane McMahon wins, this will be The Undertaker's very last WrestleMania.

Shane-O Mac is back! With all that's been going on with WWE in real life and on the screen, Shane McMahon isn't happy with how the show is being run, and wants control of Monday Night Raw. He'll get it...but only if he can beat The Undertaker. How in the world is Shane-O Mac going to bring The Undertaker down to 22-2 all time at WrestleMania?

My prediction: The Undertaker's (under)taking another win here. The real question is...will this be the last we've seen of Shane McMahon if he's beaten here?

Dean Ambrose vs. Brock Lesnar

in a No-Holds-Barred Street Fight

Dean Ambrose wanted a piece of Brock Lesnar...and now he's going to get it. But Brock Lesnar could very well do the same to him in this no-holds-barred street fight. Who's gonna be left standing when this is over?

My prediction: Lesnar's probably gonna win this one.

Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte (c)

in a Triple Threat Match for the WWE Divas Championship

So, it's finally coming to this. Charlotte defends the Divas title against two former friends from NXT. NXT finally takes center stage in this WrestleMania Divas title match, and if anything can be guaranteed, it's that this match is gonna get nasty.

My prediction: Sasha Banks is taking the title.

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) vs. The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley)

The Usos are now in a feud with The Dudley Boyz, the tag team that they used to look up to...until The Dudley Boyz denied the WWE Universe their tables, saying their tag team title reigns made them, not the tables. Can the fun-loving Usos snap the Dudleys back to reality?

My prediction: The Usos will probably win this one.

The League of Nations (Sheamus, Rusev, Alberto Del Rio, King Barrett) vs. The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods)

in a 4-on-3 Handicap Match

With nobody left to make fun of, it was time for The New Day to make fun of The League of Nations. Not surprisingly, The League want to destroy them.

My prediction: New Day will win.

Ryback vs. Kalisto (c)

for the WWE United States Championship

Ryback, now sick of taking part in tag teams and going solo to the point of being stubborn and patronizing towards everyone that isn't him, has challenged Kalisto for the United States title after making some nasty jabs at Kalisto's size. Can Kalisto be the little big man on WWE campus, or will Ryback's taste for gold be satiated?

My prediction: Kalisto will probably retain

Sami Zayn vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Zack Ryder vs. Sin Cara vs. The Miz vs. Stardust vs. Kevin Owens (c)

in a Ladder Match for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Three men wanted to take the Intercontinental Championship off Kevin Owens. Owens didn't want them to do it, so he names his own three potential contenders. The first three confront Owens as the second three wrestle, and then all six of them go after him! Confused? You won't be, after this year's episode of WrestleMania, which has all seven men going for the title in a ladder match!

My prediction: Kevin Owens is going to retain. Somehow.

Team Total Divas (Brie Bella, Paige, Natalya, Alicia Fox and Eva Marie)
vs.
Team B.A.D. and Blonde (Naomi, Tamina, Lana, Emma and Summer Rae)

I'm still scratching my head over how this is a thing, especially when it was put together last minute.

My prediction: Team B.A.D. and Blonde is going to win, if only because Eva Marie's going to turn on everybody.

Chris Jericho vs. AJ Styles

This is it - the last battle between Chris Jericho and AJ Styles. Will Jericho prove he's the best at what he does, or will Styles shut his beak for a little while in revenge for tearing Y2AJ apart?

My prediction: AJ Styles is winning this one.

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