Friday, March 1, 2013

Layin' da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for March 1, 2013

This week was the first ever Social Media SmackDown, or SMS. For the first time ever, social media really rubbed shoulders with a WWE broadcast.

Jerry "The King" Lawler guests on commentary for the night's broadcast.

Damien Sandow makes fun of poor grammar...and Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez. Alberto Del Rio says that since Sandow wants to talk about something 'unwashed," Damien Sandow should wash his mouth because his breath smells like "caca."

Triple H will be on Old School Raw next week.

Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter watch the Alberto Del Rio-Damien Sandow match from the back.

Alberto Del Rio beats Damien Sandow with the Cross Arm Breaker.



Alberto Del Rio announces that the fans will get to pick his opponent for next week on SmackDown!

Daniel Bryan and Kane argue. They have a rematch against The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) thanks to D-Bry asking for one from Booker T. This time, Kane is blindfolder while Daniel Bryan has an arm tied behind his back, which is the reverse of last time. Kane is okay with the blindfold, since he doesn't have to look at D-Bry.

Antonio Cesaro retains the WWE United States Championship against The Miz in a two-out-of-three falls match.



Sheamus and Randy Orton converse. Orton has a match against Big Show, but Sheamus wants to be at ringside in case The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) strikes. Orton says "thanks."

Jim Ross makes a surprise appearance! He's glad to be here, but he's here to interview Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter. Zeb and Swagger show up. Swagger considers good ol' JR a real American. It is revealed that Swagger met Zeb Colter during his recent sabbatical, and that Zeb views the WWE as a microcosm of the outside world. Zeb says that Jack Swagger will win the World title at WrestleMania, and that Alberto Del Rio should leave America. JR accuses Zeb of brainwashing Swagger, which starts a shouting match between the two men before Swagger announces his opinion on JR has been reversed. He corners JR, but Alberto Del Rio shows up before Swagger can strike the man. Del Rio hands JR his hat back, then tells Swagger he's a "real American jackass."



Sonic is on the menu for Jerry Lawler and Josh Mathews. Curse you, ad placement.

The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) beat Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) by taking advantage of Kane's blindness...and grabbing his tights. Kane finds out his blindfold has a goat face on it, so he places it on D-Bry...and smacks him.



Josh Mathews inteviews Big Show. He says he is going to make an impact by choke slamming Randy Orton.

Chris Jericho talks to the commentary team from Australia via Skype. He promotes the Soundwave tour and Robot Combat League (which he hosts).



Fandango is next!

Fandango is here! He's jumping from the ballroom to the ring...but not tonight. We're left waiting again.



Will Alberto Del Rio face Dolph Ziggler, Wade Barrett or Antonio Cesaro next week? We'll find out shortly!

Dolph Ziggler runs away with half the vote. He's facing Alberto Del Rio next week!

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) strikes as Randy Orton faces Big Show. Sheamus shows up, and as they take on The Shield, Big Show knocks out Roman Reigns, causing The Shield to retreat. Show then choke slams Randy Orton, only to be Brogue Kicked by Sheamus. Sheamus and Orton shake hands.

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