Can you believe The Undertaker starts off Raw? (Two versions, for your enjoyment!)
CM Punk shows up with Paul Heyman. Punk says he should be main eventing WrestleMania this year, but he's not - and he blames it on the fans, who he says screwed him. He snubs the fans for respecting The Undertaker's undefeated WrestleMania streak but rolling their eyes at his 434-day WWE title reign. Randy Orton shows up and tells him not to be overconfident. After all, Orton has beaten Punk at WrestleMania two years ago. He asks the WWE Universe who they'd rather see take on Undertaker: him or Punk. Big Show comes out and says he has what it takes to end the streak...and they don't. Sheamus shows up and says he has what it takes too. Finally, Vickie Guerrero shows up and says whoever beats Undertaker at WrestleMania will set their legacy in stone forever. There will be a Fatal Four-Way match between these four men, and the winner takes on 'Taker at WrestleMania!
Ryback reverse the Neutralizer into the Shell Shocked to beat Antonio Cesaro. Ryback then meets Mark Henry, who gives Ryback the once over before getting into the ring for his match.
"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry squashes Zack Ryder.
Fandango debuts tonight...we hope.
Before his match against Dolph Ziggler, The Miz introduces Ric Flair, who is in his corner for the match.
The Miz beats Dolph Ziggler with the Figure Four Leg Lock, after Ric Flair and Big E Langston share a humorous physical exchange...which ends with Miz drop kicking Big E!
The Rock shows up. He's just been to Panama, and neither 95-degree heat nor the blistering Buffalo cold will stop him. John Cena shows up, and the Point-Counterpoint begins. It's pretty obvious both men have the drive, but who will win?
Jack Swagger takes on Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and destroys Duggan, Dusty Rhodes and Sgt. Slaughter with Duggan's 2x4 before putting Duggan in the Patriot Lock (formerly the Patriot Act).
When Josh Mathews asks Jack Swagger for an explantion for his actions, Alberto Del Rio strikes Swagger from behind. Both men have to be held back!
The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil) want "The Million Dollar Man" as their manager. If they can beat Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane), he'll consider it. He's in the Players' corner tonight.
Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) beat the Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil), and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase sticks $100 in Young's mouth. Daniel Bryan sneaks back to the ring and takes the $100 back out so he can take it with him. Hey, I'd do it.
After Brodus Clay and Tensai enter the ring, The Honky Tonk Man shows up. Heath Slater isn't impressed with him, and says the people are here to see 3MB.
Brodus Clay and Tensai beat 3MB (Drew McIntyre and Heath Slater). Before they can dance, Heath Slater disrespects The Honky Tonk Man only to get a guitar to the head.
Fandango refuses to debut against Kofi Kingston tonight, because "his name keeps getting butchered."
Triple H enters the ring. After the events involving Vince McMahon's injury and his fight with Paul Heyman, he's back, and he's calling out Brock Lesnar for WrestleMania.
The Shield - Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns - are not happy with what happened last week, and tells Sheamus, Randy Orton and Big Show to watch their backs.
Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter watch Alberto Del Rio fight Wade Barrett from the top of the entrance ramp.
Alberto Del Rio beats Wade Barrett with the Cross Arm Breaker. Zeb Colter holds Jack Swagger back.
The New Age Outlaws - "Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn - are in the ring! It's their first match on Raw in 13 years as a team!
The New Age Outlaws ("Road Dogg" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn) beat Primo and Epico.
Mae Young celebrates her 90th birthday, and "Mean" Gene Okerlund is on the fun with a lot of Superstars and Divas. CM Punk and Paul Heyman disrespect them all and walks through themto show up for the Fatal Four-Way match.
CM Punk beats Randy Orton, Sheamus and Big Show in a Fatal Four-Way match, and goes on to face The Undertaker at WrestleMania. Suddenly, 'Taker shows up, and Punk and 'Taker stare each other down.
After Raw went off the air, The Shield attacked Big Show. There is a YouTube video of it, but it doesn't show the full attack, which you can see here. Big Show may have lasted a little longer, but in the end even he fell victim to the triple Power Bomb. Expect a very angry Big Show next time we see him!
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