Thursday, March 14, 2013

Final Impact - TNA Impact Wrestling recap for March 14, 2013

AJ Styles is returning tonight in Chicago, Illinois!

Aces and Eights attack Chavo Guerrero and Hernandez before their match for the tag team titles. They introduce their president, Bully Ray, who used Hulk Hogan, screwed his daughter (and Bully Ray's new wife) Brooke Hogan, and followed every single one of us at Lockdown. Tazz welcomes Bully with a hug, then Bully enters the ring and gets his jacket. He brags about he fooled every single one of us for nine months. He dares Hulk Hogan to fire all of Aces and Eights after they've done in one night what New World Order could never do.



Sting, on the other hand, is really pissed off. He's going to get with Hulk Hogan to see how to deal with Bully Ray.

Knockouts referee Taryn Terrell is on probation following the events between her and Gail Kim at Lockdown.

Velvet Sky and Mickie James beat Gail Kima nd Tara afer Gail Kimslaps referee Taryn Terrell. Not surprisingly, Gail gets slapped back.



Bully Ray proposes a toast to the Aces and Eights, then Bully Ray leaves a message on Brooke Hogan's voicemail. Classy.

Rob Terry (formerly Robbie T) beats Robbie E in a Lockdown rematch...then it's dancing time!



Sting meets up with Hulk Hogan...

Bully Ray and Aces and Eights pick their next target....

Hulk Hogan tells Sting to get out of his office after all Sting has put him through concerning Bully Ray.

Austin Aries and Bobby Roode meet Sting. They rub the tiff between him and Hulk Hogan in his face. Sting wants to fight. Bobby Roode gets out of the way before Sting picks Austin Aries as his opponent for tonight.



AJ Styles is supposed to return, but Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) show up instead, dressed as the Legion of Doom (or Road Warriors, if you prefer). They then make fun of the Legion of Doom and AJ Styles before "The Cowboy" James Storm comes out and calls the "Legion of Boom" out on their crap before challenging one of them to a match right now. Christopher Daniels it is.

"The Cowboy" James Storm beats Christopher Daniels, then Daniels and Kazarian beat down Storm. AJ Styles finally shows up and beans Kazarian, causing Kazarian and Daniels to flee as AJ stares them both down. Styles then floors Storm with a monster short clothesline.



Aces and Eights ambush Kurt Angle!

Joseph Park shows up. He's glad to be here in Chicago, which is where his law firm of Park, Park & Park is based and also where is lives.  "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan shows up, and laughs at Hulk Hogan's predicament before calling the signing of Joseph Park "a mistake." He plans to correct all of Hogan's mistakes starting with Park, and tells Park to get out of the ring and get out of "this dump of a city." Park gets back in and challenges Morgan to a fight, but Morgan says "not on my time." He pretends to leave only to get back in and hit Park with the Carbon Footprint before saying "his time" is next week.



Bully Ray asks Hulk Hogan "Are you gonna fire us yet?" He then gets the idea to find Hulk Hogan along with the rest of Aces and Eights!

Aces and Eights beat down Sting as he takes on Austin Aries. Bully Ray tells Sting he used him before he asks Hulk Hogan "Are we memorable yet?" He then calls Hogan out.



After the break, Hulk Hogan shows up. Firing Aces and Eights would be the easy way out, and he's banding the entire TNA locker room together to take them out! Aces and Eights quell this insurrection quickly, and Bully Ray strikes some of the TNA wrestlers with the chain before asking Hogan "What're ya gonna do now?"

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