Before Psychosis vs. The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea gets started, Chris Candido shows up out of nowhere and guests on commentary for the next match. He announces that he is officially in World Championship Wrestling to become the new WCW Cruiserweight Champion. He also asks to be addressed as "Hard Knox" Chris Candido due to the struggles that he has had to go through to make it in the business.
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea retains the WCW Cruiserweight Championship against Psychosis after Paisley beats up Juventud Guerrera for kissing her on the lips before getting on the apron to distract Psychosis, allowing The Artist to hit the jumping DDT from the top rope for the win.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Bam Bam Bigelow backstage. Bigelow says he does not know what is wrong with The Wall, and that it is making him sick that he is crushing and injuring people after he taught him to do the right thing. He taught him everything to know about wrestling, but he didn't teach him everything he knows, and it will all come to an end tonight.
Miss Hancock shows up before the next match. Rave makes it known that they are sick and tired of her chasing them down and that they are kicking her to the curb for the last time. Lane then tells Miss Hancock that she is not even close to being "rizzat material," (implying that she is a "ring rat," or a woman in the business who sleeps her way to the top). Miss Hancock says they need female companionship, and asks "Is it because they're extra small?" When The Demon's casket opens, it is revealed that "Screamin" Norman Smiley - in facepaint and gear similar to The Demon's - is in the casket when The Demon comes out down the ramp.
The Demon and "Screamin' Norman Smiley beat Lane and Rave - now known as XS - with a Norman Conquest to Rave. After the match, XS blame Miss Hancock on the loss - despite Miss Hancock not being involved in the match - and take her to the back. Norman and The Demon beat XS up and send them to the back, and bring Miss Hancock to the ring where Miss Hancock proceeds to do the spank move that is part of the Big Wiggle on Norman Smiley. Referee Billy Silverman does the Big Wiggle along with Norman and Miss Hancock, then Norman and The Demon dance for a few seconds before leaving the ring.
Backstage, Kidman tells Booker that he is sorry about what happened on Thunder. Booker tells Kidman to save the apology and be there to watch his back, or else he just might prove Harlem Heat (Stevie Ray, Big T, Cash, J. Biggs) right.
Backstage, David Flair tells Daffney to stay backstage as The Wall is out there and it will be very dangerous. Daffney promises before David Flair and Crowbar walk off with crowbars and metal pipes in their hands.
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. The Wall ends after The Wall choke slams Bigelow through a table with two computers on it near the stage, causing the monitors on the table to explode. Afterwards, David Flair and Crowbar run in to fight The Wall as EMTs show up to put Bigelow on a stretcher. The Wall chases David Flair and Crowbar to the back. Daffney is then heard screaming, and we learn that Crowbar is brawling with The Wall on the scaffolding above the entrance to the back. The brawl ends with The Wall plunging Crowbar fifteen feet into some stage paneling below with a choke slam. Crowbar is then put on a stretcher and taken to an ambulance, which is heading to a local hospital. Wrestlers, WCW staff and EMTs alike are all at the ambulance as Crowbar is taken to the back.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Brian Knobbs, who says that Bam Bam Bigelo and Crowbar are two of the gutsiest guys he ever saw, and he is dedicating the next match for the WCW Hardcore Championship to them.
Before the next match, 3 Count thanks the fans for supporting "the best-looking Hardcore Champions in history," and tells the ladies that they will be "live at five all night on South Beach" before Brian Knobbs shows up. Shannon Moore is seen wearing a mask to protect his broken nose.
Brian Knobbs beats 3 Count (Evan Karagias, Shannon Moore, Shane Helms) to become the WCW Hardcore Champion for the second time after pinning all three men. 3 Count almost wins it, but when Shane Helms pins Knobbs, Knobbs has his foot on the bottom rope. Shane then tries to hand the WCW Hardcore Championship over to Knobbs, but Knobbs kicks the belt into Helms' face before hitting him with a trash can from the middle rope for the win.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Harlem Heat (Stevie Ray, Big T, Cash, J. Biggs) backstage. Stevie Ray says it is about time Harlem Hear got Booker and Kidman in the ring so Harlem Heat can make quick work of them, and tells Kidman not to trust Booker. Big T tells Booker and Kidman to get ready because the heat is on.
The black limousine from earlier is still parked outside of the arena
We hear from Vampiro backstage. He says he sees thing everyday that horrifies him, and it makes him think about doing violent things. He also says he has Fit Finley telling him he has no respect and that he has to keep pushing his buttons. He says that he does not want to be a bad person, and asks if this is the calm before the storm or a moment of silence for all the sinners.
J. Biggs guests on commentary for the next match.
Booker and Kidman beat Harlem Heat (Stevie Ray and Big T) after Kidman goes for the top rope Sunset Flip, allowing Booker T to hit Big T with the Harlem Side Kick to get the win.
Vampiro beats Fit Finley in a match that goes out of the ring, into the concourse area, into the men's restroom and outside. Before the match, it is announced that Bam Bam Bigelow and Crowbar received concussions, and that Bigelow received a dislocated shoulder while Crowbar cracked several ribs and bruised his hip.
Backstage, Jeff Jarrett tells The Harris Boys (Ron and Don Harris) not to break a sweat in their match tonight.
Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Disco Inferno and The Mamalukes (Johnny The Bull and Big Vito). Disco says The Harris Boys (Ron and Don Harris) have given them no respect, and tonight, The Mamalukes will have to beat it out of them. Big Vito says says The Mamalukes will leave as tag team champions, and Johnny The Bull says they will break their thumbs.
Disco Inferno guests on commentary for the next match.
The Harris Boys (Ron and Don Harris) beat The Mamalukes (Johnny The Bull and Big Vito) in a no-disqualification match to become the WCW World Tag Team Champions!
The black limousine outside of the arena is seen again.
Backstage, Fit Finley says he promised to beat respect out of Vampiro, and he did that tonight. He will be the first to admit the better man won, and that he lit a fire within him. He tells Vampiro to keep that fire burning, as he earned his respect tonight.
Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Team Package (The Total Package, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Miss Elizabeth). The Total Package says that the coward has finally arrived off the injured list, and that he will beat the crap out of Sting because he is The Total Package. Flair says Sting is going down, and that Hogan will bleed and sweat all night long.
Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Dustin Rhodes. Rhodes says tonight will be Terry Funk's retirement match and that he will not get a watch. However, he will beat the hell out of him and split him in two with a cowbell before he admits that Rhodes is "the American nightmare" and that he just bit the dust.
Before the next match, Terry Funk says he sees a chicken in the ring and that the only difference between Dustin Rhosdes and "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is that Dusty is faster than he is. He holds up a chicken with the word "Dusty" written on him and dares him to come on down. Suddenly, a man in a chicken suit gets in the ring and hits Dustin. Dustin chases the chicken suit man around only to be clocked with the raw chicken in the aisle, starting the next match.
Dustin Rhodes beats Terry Funk in a Texas Bullrope Match. During the match, Terry Funk tries to change the match to an "I Quit" Match, and when referee Billy Silverman says that can't happen, Terry Funk knocks him out with the cowbell and decides to make it an "I Quit" Match anyway. Funk makes Dustin says "I quit", but Silverman - who is back up - refuses to recognize Funk as the winner of the match, and the match continues. After the match, Dustin tells Terry Funk to get up or else he will ship him back to Texas in a box. Both men continue to fight briefly, then Dustin Rhodes runs to the back.
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Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sid Vicious. Sid says it is not his first time dealing with Jeff Jarrett, and he expects nothing but stupidity from him. He is not worried about Jarrett and is focused on bigger, better things, and he will watch his own back.
Before the next match, The Total Package says he has shown why he is The Total Package, and before the Lumberjack Cast Match, he wants to apologize to everyone at ringside of the next match for breaking their arms. He then says he is the the most intelligent wrestler, and brings out his own lumberjacks. The heels of the locker room show up with casts on their arms and show support for The Total Package.
Sting beats The Total Package in a Lumberjack Cast Match. During the match, Tank Abbott shows up and punches out head of WCW security Doug Dellinger, who is a lumberjack in the match. Soon after, the lumberjacks all fight each other and clear the ringside area, as they all take their brawl to the back except for Vampiro. Miss Elizabeth and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair show up with a baseball bat and a steel chair respectively, and Vampiro is attacked by Miss Elizabeth and Flair. Sting fights off Flair and hits The Total Package with the Stinger Splash before Miss Elizabeth hits Sting in the back with a baseball bat. Vampiro gets on the apron and takes the bat away, then Jimmy Hart comes back and grabs Miss Elizabeth with one arm while carrying Hulk Hogan's weight belt in the other as he takes Miss Elizabeth to the back. When The Total Package has Sting in the Torture Rack, Vampiro hits The Total Package in the back so that Sting can hit The Total Package with the Scorpion Death Drop for the win. After the match, Sting and Vampiro show a sign of respect towards each other.
Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Tank Abbott, who says he beat up head of WCW security Doug Dellinger because he could and because he would not allow him to take his money.
The back door of the limousine outside of the arena is opened, then the show cuts to Jeff Jarrett.
Before the next match, Jeff Jarrett says the time has come for the chosen to realize his destiny. He says he has made Sid Vicious' life for the last two month and knock down any obsctacle WCW has thrown in his path, and he has done it. Jarrett then promises that tonight, he wwill walk out WCW World Heavyweight Champion, as WCW has tried to screw him time and time again, and this time, he has one up his sleeve. He also promises that his female entourage will show some skin if he wins the title.
Sid Vicious retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Jeff Jarrett. During the match, Jarrett elbow referee Nick Patrick after hitting a low blow on Sid, then takes his guitar from The Harris Boys (Ron and Don Harris) and knocks Sid unconscious. Jarrett then calls for somebody, and that somebody is referee Mark Johnson. Unbeknownst to Johnson, Hulk Hogan is right behind him, and he keeps Johnson from making the count before taking the right to Jarrett. and The Harris Boys. Hulk then gets Sid on top of Jarrett to help him retain. After the match, Scott Steiner shows up with a guitar, and he smashes a guitar into Hulk Hogan's back so that The Harris Boys can attack Hogan. Sid gets back up and fights off The Harris Boys. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair then shows up with a leather strap, and connects the strap to Hogan's wrist in an attempt to get the Yappapi Indian Strap Match started early.
Hulk Hogan beats "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair in a Yappapi Indian Strap Match after fighting off The Total Package.
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