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Sunday, March 19, 2000

Uncensored 2000 - The Results

Team Package (Lex Luger, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Miss Elizabeth) are seen entering the arena. Meanwhile, Hulk Hogan tells Sid Vicious he has his back and that he has a bad feeling about Jeff Jarrett, but Sid tells Hogan not to worry about him and to worry about what Flair is going to do. Meanwhile, Jeff Jarrett is seen backstage with The Harris Boys (Ron and Don Harris), and Jarrett tells them that he has some surprises for tonight. A black limousine then pulls up to the back of the arena.

Before Psychosis vs. The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea gets started, Chris Candido shows up out of nowhere and guests on commentary for the next match. He announces that he is officially in World Championship Wrestling to become the new WCW Cruiserweight Champion. He also asks to be addressed as "Hard Knox" Chris Candido due to the struggles that he has had to go through to make it in the business.

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Iaukea retains the WCW Cruiserweight Championship against Psychosis after Paisley beats up Juventud Guerrera for kissing her on the lips before getting on the apron to distract Psychosis, allowing The Artist to hit the jumping DDT from the top rope for the win.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Bam Bam Bigelow backstage. Bigelow says he does not know what is wrong with The Wall, and that it is making him sick that he is crushing and injuring people after he taught him to do the right thing. He taught him everything to know about wrestling, but he didn't teach him everything he knows, and it will all come to an end tonight.

Miss Hancock shows up before the next match. Rave makes it known that they are sick and tired of her chasing them down and that they are kicking her to the curb for the last time. Lane then tells Miss Hancock that she is not even close to being "rizzat material," (implying that she is a "ring rat," or a woman in the business who sleeps her way to the top). Miss Hancock says they need female companionship, and asks "Is it because they're extra small?" When The Demon's casket opens, it is revealed that "Screamin" Norman Smiley - in facepaint and gear similar to The Demon's - is in the casket when The Demon comes out down the ramp.

The Demon and "Screamin' Norman Smiley beat Lane and Rave - now known as XS - with a Norman Conquest to Rave. After the match, XS blame Miss Hancock on the loss - despite Miss Hancock not being involved in the match - and take her to the back. Norman and The Demon beat XS up and send them to the back, and bring Miss Hancock to the ring where Miss Hancock proceeds to do the spank move that is part of the Big Wiggle on Norman Smiley. Referee Billy Silverman does the Big Wiggle along with Norman and Miss Hancock, then Norman and The Demon dance for a few seconds before leaving the ring.



Backstage, Kidman tells Booker that he is sorry about what happened on Thunder. Booker tells Kidman to save the apology and be there to watch his back, or else he just might prove Harlem Heat (Stevie Ray, Big T, Cash, J. Biggs) right.

Backstage, David Flair tells Daffney to stay backstage as The Wall is out there and it will be very dangerous. Daffney promises before David Flair and Crowbar walk off with crowbars and metal pipes in their hands.

Bam Bam Bigelow vs. The Wall ends after The Wall choke slams Bigelow through a table with two computers on it near the stage, causing the monitors on the table to explode. Afterwards, David Flair and Crowbar run in to fight The Wall as EMTs show up to put Bigelow on a stretcher. The Wall chases David Flair and Crowbar to the back. Daffney is then heard screaming, and we learn that Crowbar is brawling with The Wall on the scaffolding above the entrance to the back. The brawl ends with The Wall plunging Crowbar fifteen feet into some stage paneling below with a choke slam. Crowbar is then put on a stretcher and taken to an ambulance, which is heading to a local hospital. Wrestlers, WCW staff and EMTs alike are all at the ambulance as Crowbar is taken to the back.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Brian Knobbs, who says that Bam Bam Bigelo and Crowbar are two of the gutsiest guys he ever saw, and he is dedicating the next match for the WCW Hardcore Championship to them.

Before the next match, 3 Count thanks the fans for supporting "the best-looking Hardcore Champions in history," and tells the ladies that they will be "live at five all night on South Beach" before Brian Knobbs shows up. Shannon Moore is seen wearing a mask to protect his broken nose.

Brian Knobbs beats 3 Count (Evan Karagias, Shannon Moore, Shane Helms) to become the WCW Hardcore Champion for the second time after pinning all three men. 3 Count almost wins it, but when Shane Helms pins Knobbs, Knobbs has his foot on the bottom rope. Shane then tries to hand the WCW Hardcore Championship over to Knobbs, but Knobbs kicks the belt into Helms' face before hitting him with a trash can from the middle rope for the win.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Harlem Heat (Stevie Ray, Big T, Cash, J. Biggs) backstage. Stevie Ray says it is about time Harlem Hear got Booker and Kidman in the ring so Harlem Heat can make quick work of them, and tells Kidman not to trust Booker. Big T tells Booker and Kidman to get ready because the heat is on.

The black limousine from earlier is still parked outside of the arena

We hear from Vampiro backstage. He says he sees thing everyday that horrifies him, and it makes him think about doing violent things. He also says he has Fit Finley telling him he has no respect and that he has to keep pushing his buttons. He says that he does not want to be a bad person, and asks if this is the calm before the storm or a moment of silence for all the sinners.

J. Biggs guests on commentary for the next match.

Booker and Kidman beat Harlem Heat (Stevie Ray and Big T) after Kidman goes for the top rope Sunset Flip, allowing Booker T to hit Big T with the Harlem Side Kick to get the win.

Vampiro beats Fit Finley in a match that goes out of the ring, into the concourse area, into the men's restroom and outside. Before the match, it is announced that Bam Bam Bigelow and Crowbar received concussions, and that Bigelow received a dislocated shoulder while Crowbar cracked several ribs and bruised his hip.

Backstage, Jeff Jarrett tells The Harris Boys (Ron and Don Harris) not to break a sweat in their match tonight.

Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Disco Inferno and The Mamalukes (Johnny The Bull and Big Vito). Disco says The Harris Boys (Ron and Don Harris) have given them no respect, and tonight, The Mamalukes will have to beat it out of them. Big Vito says says The Mamalukes will leave as tag team champions, and Johnny The Bull says they will break their thumbs.

Disco Inferno guests on commentary for the next match.

The Harris Boys (Ron and Don Harris) beat The Mamalukes (Johnny The Bull and Big Vito) in a no-disqualification match to become the WCW World Tag Team Champions!

The black limousine outside of the arena is seen again.

Backstage, Fit Finley says he promised to beat respect out of Vampiro, and he did that tonight. He will be the first to admit the better man won, and that he lit a fire within him. He tells Vampiro to keep that fire burning, as he earned his respect tonight.

Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Team Package (The Total Package, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, Miss Elizabeth). The Total Package says that the coward has finally arrived off the injured list, and that he will beat the crap out of Sting because he is The Total Package. Flair says Sting is going down, and that Hogan will bleed and sweat all night long.

Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Dustin Rhodes. Rhodes says tonight will be Terry Funk's retirement match and that he will not get a watch. However, he will beat the hell out of him and split him in two with a cowbell before he admits that Rhodes is "the American nightmare" and that he just bit the dust.

Before the next match, Terry Funk says he sees a chicken in the ring and that the only difference between Dustin Rhosdes and "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes is that Dusty is faster than he is. He holds up a chicken with the word "Dusty" written on him and dares him to come on down. Suddenly, a man in a chicken suit gets in the ring and hits Dustin. Dustin chases the chicken suit man around only to be clocked with the raw chicken in the aisle, starting the next match.

Dustin Rhodes beats Terry Funk in a Texas Bullrope Match. During the match, Terry Funk tries to change the match to an "I Quit" Match, and when referee Billy Silverman says that can't happen, Terry Funk knocks him out with the cowbell and decides to make it an "I Quit" Match anyway. Funk makes Dustin says "I quit", but Silverman - who is back up - refuses to recognize Funk as the winner of the match, and the match continues. After the match, Dustin tells Terry Funk to get up or else he will ship him back to Texas in a box. Both men continue to fight briefly, then Dustin Rhodes runs to the back.

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Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sid Vicious. Sid says it is not his first time dealing with Jeff Jarrett, and he expects nothing but stupidity from him. He is not worried about Jarrett and is focused on bigger, better things, and he will watch his own back.

Before the next match, The Total Package says he has shown why he is The Total Package, and before the Lumberjack Cast Match, he wants to apologize to everyone at ringside of the next match for breaking their arms. He then says he is the the most intelligent wrestler, and brings out his own lumberjacks. The heels of the locker room show up with casts on their arms and show support for The Total Package.

Sting beats The Total Package in a Lumberjack Cast Match. During the match, Tank Abbott shows up and punches out head of WCW security Doug Dellinger, who is a lumberjack in the match. Soon after, the lumberjacks all fight each other and clear the ringside area, as they all take their brawl to the back except for Vampiro. Miss Elizabeth and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair show up with a baseball bat and a steel chair respectively, and Vampiro is attacked by Miss Elizabeth and Flair. Sting fights off Flair and hits The Total Package with the Stinger Splash before Miss Elizabeth hits Sting in the back with a baseball bat. Vampiro gets on the apron and takes the bat away, then Jimmy Hart comes back and grabs Miss Elizabeth with one arm while carrying Hulk Hogan's weight belt in the other as he takes Miss Elizabeth to the back. When The Total Package has Sting in the Torture Rack, Vampiro hits The Total Package in the back so that Sting can hit The Total Package with the Scorpion Death Drop for the win. After the match, Sting and Vampiro show a sign of respect towards each other.



Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Tank Abbott, who says he beat up head of WCW security Doug Dellinger because he could and because he would not allow him to take his money.

The back door of the limousine outside of the arena is opened, then the show cuts to Jeff Jarrett.

Before the next match, Jeff Jarrett says the time has come for the chosen to realize his destiny. He says he has made Sid Vicious' life for the last two month and knock down any obsctacle WCW has thrown in his path, and he has done it. Jarrett then promises that tonight, he wwill walk out WCW World Heavyweight Champion, as WCW has tried to screw him time and time again, and this time, he has one up his sleeve. He also promises that his female entourage will show some skin if he wins the title.

Sid Vicious retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Jeff Jarrett. During the match, Jarrett elbow referee Nick Patrick after hitting a low blow on Sid, then takes his guitar from The Harris Boys (Ron and Don Harris) and knocks Sid unconscious. Jarrett then calls for somebody, and that somebody is referee Mark Johnson. Unbeknownst to Johnson, Hulk Hogan is right behind him, and he keeps Johnson from making the count before taking the right to Jarrett. and The Harris Boys. Hulk then gets Sid on top of Jarrett to help him retain. After the match, Scott Steiner shows up with a guitar, and he smashes a guitar into Hulk Hogan's back so that The Harris Boys can attack Hogan. Sid gets back up and fights off The Harris Boys. "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair then shows up with a leather strap, and connects the strap to Hogan's wrist in an attempt to get the Yappapi Indian Strap Match started early.

Hulk Hogan beats "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair in a Yappapi Indian Strap Match after fighting off The Total Package.

Sunday, March 14, 1999

Uncensored 1999 - The Results

It is announced on commentary for the first time outside of WCW.com that the Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship between "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and Hollywood Hogan is also a First Blood Match, meaning that the first person to bleed loses and that the title can change hands in that fashion.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund plugs the WCW Hotline.

Kidman retains the WCW Cruiserweight Championship against the debuting Mikey Whipwreck.

Stevie Ray beats Vincent in a Harlem Street Fight. During the match, Scott Norton shows up and throws a slap jack in the ring, then says into the camera that he does not care who hits who with the slap jack, for he is the leader of the black-and-white nWo. Vincent tries to use the slap jack, but Stevie Ray knocks it out of his hands and hits him with his Slap Jack for the win.

Chris Jericho continues to make fun of Saturn while being interviewed for WCW.com.

Kevin Nash beats Rey Mysterio Jr. after Lex Luger trips Rey from outside as Nash puts his hands on the referee.

Jerry Flynn beats Ernest "The Cat" Miller and Sonny Onoo in a 2-on-1 handicap after Flynn whips Onoo into The Cat and The Cat cannot break the pinfall attempt up in time.

Hak beats Raven and Bam Bam Bigelow in a Hardcore Triangle Match after Chastity turns on Raven by spraying him in the face with a fire extinguisher and headbutting him in the gut. After the match, she leaves with Hak.



The Four Horsemen ("The Crippler" Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko) beat Curt Hennig and Barry Windham in a Lumberjack Strap Match to win the WCW World Tag Team Championships! When the match begins, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up and asks "Gentleman" Chris Adams to leave so he can replace him as one of the lumberjacks. They shake hands, and Adams leaves. Hennig and Windham try to leave the ring, wanting none of that, but they are whipped with straps by the lumberjacks and forced to return to the ring. Later on in the match, Anderson gets on the apron, but he is knocked off by Hennig, and Anderson responds by pulling out a tire iron, getting back in the ring and whacking Hennig in the back with it. Despite Hennig taking Barry Windham's belt off and using it as a weapon after this, he still falls victim to a top rope diving headbutt from Benoit.

Before the next match, Perry Saturn sports a darker look consisting of colored contact lens, dark lipstick and eyeliner and a dress made out of chains. Jericho tells Saturn that if he wants a Dog Collar Match, he's got one, and asks Ralphus to put the collar on. Ralphus wants no part of it, but Ralphus gives him the trademark finger wag and tells him to do it himself before leaving. Jericho catches up to and confronts Ralphus and slaps him, telling him to get out. He then tells Ralphus to hand him his mouthpiece - which he does - then Ralphus leaves.

Perry Saturn beats Chris Jericho in a Dog Collar Match after dodging a top rope splash with the chain wrapped around Jericho's chest and hitting the Death Valley Driver.



Mikey Whipwreck is interviewed about his match with Billy Kidman from earlier tonight for WCW.com.

Booker T beats Scott Steiner to win the WCW World Television Championship after Buff Bagwell tries to smash a steel chair into Booker T's head only to accidentally hit Scott Steiner and have the chair booted into his face by Booker T. During the match, Booker T almost hits referee Mickey Jay with the Harlem Side Kick, but his leg goes clear over Mickey Jay's head and he does not hit him.

Before the next match, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair asks referee Charles Robinson to stop the match at his own discretion, and not because of a small scratch.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair beats Hollywood Hogan in a First Blood Barbed Wire Steel Cage Match, despite being the first to bleed, with a Figure Four Leg Lock on an unconscious Hogan, whose shoulders are down, to win the WCW World Heavyweight Championship and become a world champion for an unprecedented 14th time. This is due to referee Charles Robinson refusing to stop the match when Flair started bleeding and refused to count Hogan's own pinfall attempts. During the match, David Flair shows up with Torrie Wilson to cheer Hogan on, but "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up after Robinson is kicked out to attack David Flair from behind and fight off Torrie Wilson before handing a tire iron to Flair, who uses it to knock Hogan out and apply the Figure Four to an unconscious Hogan. In the end, referee Charles Robinson makes a fast three-count to give the match - and the title - to Flair. As per pre-match stipulation, Flair is now President of WCW for life. (Had Flair lost, he would have been banned from WCW for life.) David Flair checks on Hogan after the match.

Sunday, March 15, 1998

Uncensored 1998 - The Results

Booker T retains the WCW World Television Championship against Eddie Guerrero. Eddie catches Chavo Guerrero, Jr. smirking after the match, and after a brief shoving match over who Chavo was smirking at, Eddie attacks Chavo from behind.

Juventud Guerrera beats Konnan after countering a lazy pin from Konnan into a crucifix pin. After the match, Juvi fights Konnan off to keep him away, but Konnan gets the upper hand and tosses him out of the ring. Lodi and the unnamed big man from Raven's Flock is seen in the front row before the match.



"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews WCW Executive Committee Chairman J.J. Dillon, who says that The Giant has requested that the Jackknife Power Bomb be made legal in his match against Kevin Nash, and that for tonight and tonight only, it will be legal for the match.

Chris Jericho retains the WCW Cruiserweight Championship against Dean Malenko with the Lion Tamer. "Mean" Gene Okerlund shows up, but instead of interviewing Jericho as Jericho expected, he interviews Malenko. Okerlund tells Malenko he knew his father, that this was a match that he really should have won and that he is not doing so well when it comes to a pay-per-view win-loss record. When Okerlund asks Malenko where he is going to go from here, a dejected Malenko simply says "home" and walks off.

Raven does an interview for WCWWrestling.com. He says revenge is a dish best served cold. It may be 75 degrees outside in Mobile, Alabama, but it will still be cold when he walks out with the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship.

Lex Luger beats Scott Steiner when Rick Steiner distracts Scott as he has a steel chair in his hands. Scott Norton attacks Rick, but Lex Luger gets the pinfall after a running forearm from behind and Rick Steiner manages to get the upper hand on Scott Norton. After the match, Rick and Scott confront one another, and when Scott goes after Rick with the steel chair, Rick sends him out of the ring.

Diamond Dallas Page retains the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship against Raven and "The Crippler" Chris Benoit after DDP puts Raven through a table with a Diamond Cutter from the top rope, after a stop sign hidden in a poster board sign handed to him by Lodi is also used as a weapon. Raven's Flock (Lodi, Hammer, Sick Boy, the unnamed big man, Saturn) is seen in the front row before the beginning of the match. After the match, Benoit helps Page up to his feet.

The Giant beats Kevin Nash by disqualification after Brian Adams shows up and hits The Giant from behind with a baseball bat as The Giant is about ot put Nash in a Jackknife Power Bomb. Vincent, Scott Norton and Konnan also go after The Giant, but Vincent pushes them away, punches Brian Adams and breaks his baseball bat over his knee before finishing off everyone in the ring. This goes on until Kevin Nash grabs another baseball bat and hits The Giant in the back with it. This still doesn't faze The Giant, and all the nWo members in the ring flee as The Giant slowly stalks them to the back.

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats Curt Hennig with the Sharpshooter before Rick Rude can make the save. After the match, Rick Rude and Curt Hennig continue to attack Hart, and Hennig brings a fold-out chair to the ring to use it as a weapon, and briefly celebrate as if they had won the match afterward.

Before the next match begins, Scott Hall takes the WCW World Heavyweight Championship away from the referee. Sting confronts Hall and kicks him in the gut, starting their match.

Sting retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Scott Hall after reversing The Outsider's Edge into a Scorpion Death Lock. Dusty Rhodes gets in the ring after the match, and Sting taunts him with the "down there" gesture, much to Dusty's chagrin.

Spring Stampede comes to pay-per-view April 19th!

"Hollywood" Hulk Hogan vs. "Macho Man" Randy Savage in a steel cage match comes to an unexpected, abrupt end after the mysterious bearded nWo member runs in, beats up referee Mickey Jay, steals his key to unlock the cage door, attacks referee Charles Robinson, saves Hogan and dares Savage to go after him. Savage climbs off the top of the cage wall, and Sting drops down from the rafters to even the odds. Savage then decks Sting and hits him with a piledriver, then climbs out through the open cage door. Savage tells Hogan he doesn't like him and never will, and Hogan tells Savage he's part of nWo and that he works for him whether he likes it or not.

Unlike past WCW pay-per-views, this is the first one not to feature end credits.

Sunday, March 16, 1997

WCW Uncensored 1997 - The Results

Dean Malenko beats Eddie Guerrero in a no-disqualification match to win the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship. During the match, The Outsiders (Kevin Nash and Scott Nash) and Syxx are kneeling behind someone that they have just attacked, and it is quickly confirmed that the man lying prone is Rick Steiner. Later on in the match, Rick Steiner is placed on a stretcher and taken to the hospital on an ambulance. Near the end, Syxx shows up with his video camera to steal the United States Heavyweight Champiosnhip, but Eddie catches him and stops him by dodging his video camera and takes the belt away from him. Eddie tries to use the belt as a weapon, but Malenko smacks Eddie with the video camera and gets the win.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund announces that a WCW Superstar is gone, and that we can find out who it is and why on the WCW Hotline. He then interviews "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, who says that every day of his life is uncensored, and today is no different. He has to go through eight other men to get "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan in a cage, but he's going through it because he lives metal, he eats metal and he's got metal in his hip. He says that "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson are both gone, as is Rick Steiner. Jeff Jarrett, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, Debra McMichael and "The Crippler" Chris Benoit show up, and say that they are backing up Piper. Jarrett says that Dennis Rodman, Hogan, Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are the marked men, and promise to work together as a unit to back him up. Mongo says he remembers Lex Luger letting him down at War Games, and remembers Hall and Nash hitting hitting him with the spray paint can and branding him, and says he's going to show Chicago who the real icon is. Piper then looks at Benoit and says that Benoit supposedly has veins of cice, but he needs someone who is warmed up and ready for fightin' and bitin' and showing a little razzmatazz. Benoit says there's only one reason Piper became an icon: he made the right decisions. Piper says he can't trust him, and if they're rebels, he likes them. He flips the camera off while trying to put the four fingers up.

Mike Tenay guest on commentary for the next match.

The Ultimate Dragon beats Psychosis.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund plugs the WCW Hotline again, then interviews Diamond Dallas Page. Page says the fans know his name, even if "Macho Man" Randy Savage doesn't. He is here for one reason: to acknowledge the fact that ever since Savage knocked him out from behind, he has refused to even acknowledge his existence. He tells "Macho Man" is he's enough of a savage, htells Savage to snap into a Diamond Cutter. Savage finally shows up with Miss Elizabeth at the commentary table, and apologizes for misjudging him, saying that DDP is cool and that he has respect for him. Savage talks about how he and Elizabeth went through the airport and picked up a magazine of celebrity Playboy nudes, and reveals that his wife Kimberly is the centerfold in the magazine. We see the centerfold with "nWo" covering the naughty bits, and we then see a distraught Kimberly - whom we have not seen in some time - with "nWo" spray painted all over her. When Page tends to her, Savage lays out Page from behind with the spray paint can and spray paints "nWo" on his back as repeatedly tells DDP he is the man. Savage then says he will piledrive Page, and Kimberly lays down on DDP to protect him. Savage and Elizabeth spray paint Kimberly's back, and Elizabeth tells Kimberly should be thrilled as the nWo loves her. Savage insists that DDP is the man and that Kimberly likes him a lot before he and Elizabeth leave.

Glacier beats Mortis when James Vanderburg's attempt to hold Glacier down so Mortis can kick Glacier's head off backfires when Glacier rolls out of the way. Mortis attacks Glacier from behind, then Vandenberg calls out a second man to attack Glacier. The second man takes his mask off, pushes the referee out of the way, gets in the ring and easily lays waste to Glacier. We then find out that this man is none other than former WWF Superstar Adam Bomb.

Buff Bagwell beats Scotty Riggs in a Strap Match after choking Riggs out from the inside of the ring with the strap on the top rope.

"Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall and "Macho Man" Randy Savage brag about recent events, and say that their success tonight is guaranteed. When asked what Dennis Rodman will be wearing due to Piper wearing a kilt, Hogan says he will have WCW and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper wait, as when Dennis Rodman comes out, it will all stop there.

Harlem Heat (Booker T and Stevie Ray) beat Public Enemy (Johnny Grunge and "Flyboy" Rocco Rock) after Jeff Jarrett and Steve "Mongo" McMichael - Public Enemy's original opponents before they got involved in the main event - show up and Mongo hits Rocco Rock in the back with the steel Halliburton briefcase.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Scott Steiner, The Giant and Lex Luger. Scott Steiner says that tonight is the first time he has seen his brother Rick Steiner laid out like he was, but he knows his brother and knows that he will be back. He tells the New World Order that they've given him more reason to kick their butts tonight. He tells "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and The Four Horsemen to stay out of his way as he is on a mission. The Giant says it's time for a giant to do a little spring cleaning and clean house in WCW. He knows Rick Steiner well, and says that New World Order will be suplexed, racked and choke slammed left and right. Luger says this is more than just a wrestling match; this is society and anti-establishment trashed spewed by the nWo, as the nWo have trashed them in different ways. He says that the nWo has no honor as honor and tradition are on the line, and that adversity has brought the three of them together. They have never been more prepared for a wrestling match in their careers, and that words are done and that actions much happen.

Mike Tenay guests on commentary for the next match.

Rey Mysterio, Jr. vs. Prince Iaukea ends in a time-limit draw, and Prince Iaukea retains the WCW World Television Championship. Rey tells Iaukea he wants more time, and Iaukea responds by saying he should get it. The match continues, and Prince Iaukea beats Rey Mysterio, Jr. after reversing the springboard hurricanrana into a roll-through pinfall to retain the title once more.

Spring Stampede comes to pay-per-view on April 6th!

The New World Order ("Hollywood" Hulk Hogan, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall) beat Team WCW (Lex Luger, The Giant, Scott Steiner) and Team Piper ("Rowdy" Roddy Piper, Jeff Jarrett, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit, Steve "Mongo" McMichael) in a 12-man elimination triangle match. During the match, "Rowdy" Roddy Piper is eliminated when Dennis Rodman pulls the top rope down. Hogan pins Luger after the previously-eliminated Savage gets in the ring as the referee is distracted by an eliminated Kevin Nash to spray paint into Luger's eyes. Hogan is the last man standing, and as per match stipulations, the New World Order can vie for any WCW championship anytime and anywhere. Dennis Rodman slaps a downed Luger after the match. Sting rappels down from the rafters after the match, and when The New World Order gets in the ring, Sting attacks them all with the bat and lays them out, revealing that he is not a member of the nWo after all. Hogan tells Sting to put the bat down, and Sting does just that as he dares Sting to get in the ring. Hogan gets in the ring, but he fares no better than his nWo compatriots as the show comes to an end.

Sunday, March 24, 1996

WCW Uncensored 1996 - The Results

Konnan retains the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship against Eddie Guerrero after an inadvertent low blow that Guerrero accidentally gives himself.

You can chat with WCW Superstars on Compuserve...like The Giant, who is actually at the laptop himself.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Col. Robert Parker and "Dirty" Dick Slater. Parker thanks Slater for training him for this match, which he says he's doing for Mean Gene, his great-uncle, the state of Mississippi and Elvis Presley himself. Slater says everybody's going to love Parker now, as he will make history when he beats Madusa.

The Belfast Bruiser beats "Lord" Steven Regal by disqualification after "Squire" David Taylor and "Earl" Robert Eaton attack The Belfast Bruiser. The Bruiser then goes after The Blue Bloods after the match.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Jimmy Hart and The Giant. Jimmy Hart says nobody puts their hands on him and gets away with it. The Giant says he will smoke Loch Ness like bacon on the griddle, and tells "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair he will tear him limb from limb on Nitro and that the WCW World Heavyweight Championship was once his and that it will be again.

Tonight on the WCW Hotline, there's a rumor going around that a major wrestling superstar may be retiring to go to Hollywood. "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Loch Ness, who says that Jimmy Hart brought him to the United States to get a shot at Hulk Hogan in the Doomsday Cage, but was taken out of the match by Hart through power of attorney. Now he is taking his anger out on The Gaint, and that The Giant won't get up when 700 pounds land on him. As for Jimmy Hart, he can't say what he plans to do to him on television.

Col. Robert Parker beats Madusa in a Man vs. Woman match after "Dirty" Dick Slater pulls Madusa's leg towards him during a German suplex pin on Parker.

Lee Marshall interviews The Road Warriors (Animal and Hawk), who say they want to kick everybody's butt. Animal tells Booker T and Sting they're going to find out why they're called the "Chicago Big Bullies." Hawk tells Booker T and Sting he will rip out their brain stems and force them to depend on Depends for the rest of their lives as there is no way the two of them could beat The Road Warriors in a Chicago Street Fight, where everything goes and nobody cares...especially them.

Slamboree 1996 comes to pay-per-view May 19! The Lethal Lottery will be used to settle the score!

The Booty Man beats Diamond Dallas Page to keep Kimberly, The Booty Babe and also get the rest of Kimberly's money from Page, and also force Diamond Dallas Page to quit World Championship Wrestling as per stipulation. (Had Page won, he would have kept what money he had and also gotten Kimberly back.)

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Jimmy Hart and Lex Luger. Hart says this is the last night he will walk Luger down the aisle, and leaves him a jacket with Luger's likeness spraypainted on it for his trophy case. Luger says he's seen the Doomsday Cage, and that the main event will be very dangerous. He says that he did not bail out on Sting, and says that he will watch his back before he enters the ring.

The Giant beats Loch Ness.

Lee Marshall interviews Sting and Booker T. Booker T says he has something to prove to The Road Warriors (Animal and Hawk), and that he's going to turn the match into a Harlem Street Fight. Sting says he wants Booker T ticked off for this match, and says that he and Booker T are going after The Road Warriors like they won't believe.

Booker T and Sting beat The Road Warriors (Animal and Hawk) after Booker T lures Animal into the back, where Jimmy Hart, Lex Luger and Stevie Ray triple-team Animal after Booker T tricks Animal into attacking Luger. Jimmy Hart takes advantage of the situation by handcuffing Animal into a post, then Stevie Ray hits Hawk in the back with a steel chair near the ring.

The Mega Powers (Hulk Hogan and "Macho Man" Randy Savage) beat The Alliance to End Hulkamania ("The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson, Meng, The Barbarian, Lex Luger, The Taskmaster, Z-Gangsta and The Ultimate Solution) with assistance from The Booty Man and after Lex Luger punches "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair with a weighted glove.