Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 13, 1996

Jim Ross interviews Ahmed Johnson. Jeff Jarrett's guitar didn't stop him, and Davey Boy Smith's table didn't stop him. Sunny shows up and tries to hit on Ahmed by oiling him up, but Ahmed tells her that as beautiful as she is, he doesn't mess with poison, and his mother always told her to take the trash out and not bring it in.

Ahmed Johnson beats Zip...and Skip. Sunny shows up not long after the match begins, allowing Zip, who began the match, to switch with Skip to pull the old switcheroo. They try to do it again before the end, but the referee is not confused the second time around as Skip ends up being beaten with the Pearl River Plunge.

The Ultimate Warrior advertises Warrior University.

Jim Cornette guests on commentary for the next match.

Vader beats Duke "The Dumpster" Droese.

Next week: "The Wildman" Marc Mero vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! Savio Vega vs. The 1-2-3 Kid! Jake "The Snake" Roberts vs. The British Bulldog!

Vince McMahon interviews The Undertaker and Paul Bearer in the ring. Bearer says Goldust loves to be in the spotlight, but he's getting ready to cross over into the dark side, and he has designed the casket for "his next movie." The Undertaker says he plans to immortalize Goldust, for once he's gone, he will be the biggest star. Goldust and Marlena appear as The Undertaker is talking, and after Goldust quotes Tombstone, he tries to hit on him, saying he can lay him in the coffin anytime he wants. Goldust puts his hands in The Undertaker's and gets overpowered, but The Undertaker is then suddenly attacked by Mankind, who puts his two fingers in 'Taker's mouth for his special submission hold. Goldust then gets Manknind to leave, then Goldust tries to have his way with him. That ends when The Undertaker rises, scaring Goldust when he looks 'Taker's way.

Uncle Zebekiah guests on commentary during the next match.

Justin "Hawk" Bradshaw beats "The Portuguese Man-O-War" Aldo Montoya. Montoya is branded by Uncle Zebekiah after the match.

We see exclusive footage of Shawn Michaels in Kuwait, where he is attacked on the beach by The British Bulldog.

Amy Peterson is Hunter Hearst Helmsley's escort for tonight.

Mr. Perfect shows up during the next match to watch the match unfold.

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels beats Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

Jim Ross interviews The British Bulldog. He says "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels has a lot of nerve, and if he sees him anywhere at ringside next week, he'll take his head clean off before In Your House.