Recapping American wrestling since 2013. Not only following the current stuff in WWE, Impact and ROH but also going back in time and doing stuff from back then as well.
Memphis Muscle ("The GunShow" Brett Michaels and "Big Swole" Justin Cole) and K-Toomer beat Dysfunction (Brandon Espinosa, Kyle Roberts, DNA) to advance in the Memphis Trios Tournament. After the match, Dustin Starr interviews Memphis Muscle and K-Toomer at the announce desk. Brett Michaels says Mike Anthony has screwed up for the last time after costing him and Justin Cole the tag team titles, and says that that with their new partner K-Toomer, they will become the next Trios Champions. Justin Cole says that Mike Anthony and The Posse (Simon and Mr. Chris) will not get away with the championship, and K-Toomer says to pray for whoever is in the ring with them.
Cassandra Golden beats "Dirty" Diana Taylor to become the undisputed Memphis Wrestling Women's Champion when "Hollywood" Jimmy Blaylock hands the old title belt to Diana Taylor only for Taylor to inadvertently hit Blaylock with it.
We hear from "Remarkable" Ryan Rembrandt, who says that he is thankful for his remarkable physique, smile and wrestling skills, then tells the fans to cut out all the fatty foods at Thanksgiving in order to be remarkable like him.
"Remarkable" Ryan Rembrandt beats Kid Wrestling (who now sports a new look).
We hear from Big Dan, who announces that he is retiring from the Bartlett, Tennessee Police Department after 25 years, and says that he is thankful that he is here after what happened to him on Memphis Wrestling. As we see footage of his retirement ceremony, where Big Dan is also awarded a custom-made championship belt, Big Dan says that sometimes he needs a cane and sometimes he doesn't. The video package ends with congratulations for Big Dan.
Zay Washington retains the Memphis Wrestling Internet Championship against Aaron Roberts by disqualification after Roberts hits Washington with a can of spray paint while the referee stops Zay Washington from hitting Roberts with a second, hidden chain that Roberts introduced into the match. Before the match, Aaron Roberts' mystery manager's name is revealed to be Justin Case. After the match, Aaron Roberts spraypaints the Internet Championship black, then hits Zay Washington with a powerbomb. Afterwards, Aaron Roberts hits Zay Washington with mounted punches, then rams the back of Zay Washington's head into a chair before hitting him with the Problem Bomb with a chair on top on Washington. When Roberts leaves, Washington is helped to the back.
Dustin Starr interviews Gio Savage to start today's show. Gio Savage shows Dustin how to do the shoulder shuffle that he does on the way to the ring.
Gio Savage beats Cameron Cole by count-out after Cameron Cole walks out on the match. After the match, Cameron Cole runs back into the ring and attacks Gio Savage from behind.
We hear from Cassandra Golden, who thanks the fans for their support and tells them to stay tuned for the new golden era in women's wrestling in Memphis.
Mackenzie Morgan guests on commentary for the next match (and reports that "Hollywood" Jimmy Blaylock is having an emotional meltdown backstage).
"The Goddess of the Night" Nyxx beats Shalonce Royal after Shalonce fakes a hurt ankle and goes for a cheap shot only for the whole plan to backfire. After the match, Shalonce Royal attacks Nyxx, then puts her foot on Nyxx and makes the referee count a pinfall despite not winning the match.
Dustin Starr interviews Brad Skimahorn and Uncle Mikey at the announce desk. Brad say that over the last couple of months, Briar Skimahorn has not been medically cleared, and his father had a heart attack and a stroke on the same day. Brad says he is pulling for their father, then Dysfunction (Brandon Espinosa, Kyle Roberts, DNA) shows up. Espinosa tells Brad that he has some sad news: his father died on the inside after watching him wrestle. Uncle Mikey holds Brad back, then Espinosa gives him the choice of joining Dysfunction or wrestling in the ring to kill his father even more.
Dysfunction (Brandon Espinosa and Kyle Roberts) beat The Skimahorns (Brad Skimahorn and Uncle Mikey) after Espinosa rolls Brad Skimahorn up as Brad pins Kyle Roberts (who is not the legal man at the end of the match).
We see a video package of K. Toomer.
K-Toomer beats Ethan Ross, Brandon Savage, and Storybook Prince Gaston in a Fatjitsu exhibition. When "Big Trouble" Ben Bishop steps up, Ethan Ross and Brandon Savage attack both men only to get a big beating. Both men have a staredown followed by a fist bump.
"The Best of the Best" Austin Lane beats Matt Williams in a Bullrope Match after tying Matt Williams up with the bullrope for an STF in the middle of the ring.
Dustin Starr interviews The Hollywood Clique at the announce desk. "Hollywood" Jimmy Blaylock says there is a conspiracy against him in Memphis Wrestling and that everyone is against The Hollywood Clique, even saying that Dustin Starr brainwashed Teddy Long. Blaylock tells Ray Sanders that he blew his opportunity and says he did not call it down the middle, then accuses Sanders of being paid off by Dustin Starr before forcing him to remove his yellow referee shirt. He also yells at Sanders for leaving marks on his car when he cleaned it and always getting the cheap water from the local market instead of Fiji water, then The Hollywood Clique beat up Ray Sanders. Suddenly, Derrick King shows up and fights off The Hollywood Clique, forcing them to retreat. Derrick King then helps Ray Sanders up and raises his hand.
Dustin Starr interviews "Remarkable" Ryan Rembrandt at the announce desk. He says he has a lot of momentum riding and that he feels a little generous but also a little disgusted. He says that there are a lot of overweight people in the crowd as well as in Memphis and the Mid-South, then issues not just an open challenge, but "A Fat Boy Challenge," to anyone who is even a little bit fat. The challenge is answered by K-Toomer.
K-Toomer beats "Remarkable" Ryan Rembrandt in a Fat Boy Challenge. After the commercial break, Dustin Starr interviews K-Toomer at the announce desk. K-Toomer says that he accepts Big Kon's challenge, and that he will put something so cold on him that he will wake up asking his mother how to spell "Pythagorean Theorem."
"Big Trouble" Ben Bishop - accompanied by Kid Wrestling - beats Ethan Ross.
We hear from Teddy Long, who says that tomorrow, he is coming to Memphis on behalf of Memphis Wrestling to confront "Hollywood" Jimmy Blaylock and The Hollywood Clique and give Memphis Wrestling back to the fans where it belongs.
Big John Dalton meets with Dustin Starr wanting a match with Mike Anthony, but he cannot get it because he is seventeen years old and has to wait until he is eighteen.
Dysfunction (Brandon Espinosa and Kyle Roberts) beat The L.A. Hustlers (Notorious Bradley and Ruff Shot Lamont).
Nyxx vs. "Dirty" Diana Taylor ends in a no-contest. During the match, Mackenzie Morgan guests on commentary to announce that something big is happening in the women's division soon, a fan tries to attack "Hollywood" Jimmy Blaylock, and Diana Taylor wraps a chair around Nyxx's neck only for Diana and referee Ray Sanders to run away when Cassandra Golden shows up to make the save.
We see Mike Anthony at Mid-South Coliseum as he says that it is time to rewrite Memphis wrestling history.
Memphis Muscle ("The GunShow" Brett Michaels and "Big Swole" Justin Cole) beat Pay Up (Big Jack and Bruce) in a Tables Match after King Cobra knocks Money Mark out. During the match, Mike Anthony distracts Brett Michaels before guesting on commentary.
We see some footage from after last week's show went off the air of "Dirty" Diana Taylor celebrating her Memphis Women's Championship win with The Hollywood Clique.
Dustin Starr interviews The Hollywood Clique at the announce desk. "Hollywood" Jimmy Blaylock says they did not steal the Memphis Women's Championship and that they won it fair and square, and calls Dustin Starr "fake news" before saying Derrick King looks like a homeless man. Blaylock takes away Derrick King's crown and has Ray Sanders hand Derrick King his jacket to make it official that Derrick is the Clique's personal assistant, and Ray Sanders is now made their official referee for their matches. Blaylock then rewards "Dirty" Diana Taylor with a paper standee of herself, which Taylor says is the most beautiful thing she has ever seen, as well as a tiara. Blaylock calls Diana "The Goddess of Memphis Wrestling." All of a sudden, Nyxx runs out and attacks Diana, and a brawl starts that has to be quickly broken up.
We hear from Big Kon, who says he is big for a reason, for he is the baddest and meanest and brings a path of destruction.
Big Kon quickly beats "Sensational" Bobby Ford. After the match, Big Kon punches Bobby Ford and grabs a chair from underneath the ring, then chases referee David Knight away and hits Bobby Ford with the chair before throwing him shoulder-first into the ring post. Afterwards, Dustin Starr interviews Big Kon, who says he is here for the money as well as because somebody has his attention. Big Kon says that he wants the biggest, the baddest and the hungriest.
In backstage footage from earlier today, The Hot Shots (Brandon Savage, Ethan Ross, "Too Fine" Justin Klein) asks Kid Wrestling to join before only to reveal it was all a joke.
Dustin Starr interviews Memphis Muscle ("The GunShow" Brett Michaels and "Big Swole" Justin Cole) and King Cobra at the announce desk. Brett Michaels says he is mad and can only be put through a table so many times before he gets sick of it and that he has brought some friends and can find a table around here, then calls out Pay Up and Money Mark for a trios match. King Cobra tells Money Mark to put his money where his mouth is, but not to stick his behind in the ring, because he will take him down if he does.
Money Mark is seen talking on his cellphone, telling the party on the other end that Memphis Muscle and King Cobra are history in the trios match.
The Skimahorns (Brad Skimahorn, Briar Skimahorn, Uncle Mikey) beat Dysfunction (Brandon Espinosa, Kyle Roberts, DNA) with a roll-up and a grab of the tights from Uncle Mikey to Kyle Roberts after Roberts rolls up Mikey only to get caught grabbing the tights by referee Elijah.
Dustin Starr interviews "The Best of the Best" Austin Lane and "Smokin' Hot" Nikki Lane at the announce desk. Austin says he has been gone for a month and has had a lot of time to think. He says he owes people an apology, not for what he did to Matt Williams, but for bringing Matt to Memphis Wrestling. He says Matt asked him for a job year ago, and he should have known what would happen. He then reads the text from Matt Williams, which seems like a joke as Austin reads it, but Austin says that was where the fun and games ended. Austin Lane then says that he has Matt Williams in the ring next week, saying that Matt Williams has gotten the bright lights he wanted before telling Matt "Don't get sunburned, kid."
Ray Sanders is referee for the next match, and The Hollywood Clique has Derrick King open the ropes for Van Viciouss.
The Hollywood Clique ("Dirty" Diana Taylor and Colton Cage) beat Gio Savage and Cassandra Golden after referee Ray Sanders feigns having something in his eyes so as not to make the three count for Gio Savage, allowing Colton Cage to pin a distracted Gio Savage with a schoolkid pin for the win.
Dustin Starr introduces BLJ, who brings out Al Kapone and his entourage. Kapne says he is show the love for the fans for making "Whoop that trick" a chant, then Martin shows up. Martin says that he has been hearing "Whoop that trick" in the back and that he is tired of hearing it, then asks what a "trick" is. Kapone says to Martin "You da trick!" Martin says he is not "the trick," then says that he has only run from three things - a Rottweiler, a Pit Bull and the police - and that Kapone is none of them, and if Kapone is sure he can whoop him, they can take it to the ring. Kapone tells Martin that he has a special guest and brings in Super Grizz, who makes light work of Martin and gets the win after a three count from a member of Kapone's entourage.
