"Broken" Matt Hardy asks George Washington the Giraffe for advice. At the Hardy Compound, Matt tells Brother Hardy that he is teleporting to an unknown place and that he may lose his abilities, and with permission, houses his abilities inside Brother Nero. Brother Nero has a premonition that Matt is going to Egypt. Matt then teleports away with the assistance of Vanguard-1.
Maria Kanellis-Bennett invites us to the marriage of Braxton Sutter and Laurel Van Ness.
Cody and Brandi Rhodes show up to start the show. Cody says that Lashley is in the back, but he is really here for Brandi. He mentions Brandi being called "Mini-Moose" and asks Moose to come to the ring so he can thank him. Moose shows up. Cody tells Moose that he is one of them, and Moose tells him and Brandi that if they need anything, they've got his number and his back. Cody thinks Brandi is cheating on him at first, but realizes that it's for business, then asks if they're sleeping together. Moose and Brandi can't believe, and Moose says he did what he did last week as a friend. Cody says that Moose is not a friend, but a "perfidious slut." Brandi asks if this is a joke, then Cody says he's just joking before kicking Moose in the groin, stomping him a few times and hitting him with Cross Rhodes.
Backstage, Cody Rhodes keeps the cameraman away from his wife Brandi.
We hear from Eli Drake and Tyrus concerning recent events between them.
Before the next match, Eli Drake confronts Tyrus for the events of last week. He then tries to get Tyrus to lay down for him so everything can be fine, but Tyrus does not lay down for anybody. Eli Drake then punches out senior referee Earl Hebner, and When Eli Drake gives him a raise, it's enough to win Tyrus back over.
Maria-Kanellis Bennett, Sienna and Laurel Van Ness get ready for the wedding. Allie is nowhere to be found...
"Broken" Matt Hardy comes back with a golden Skaarsgard and clad in gold, saying that he now bears characteristics of his first-ever vessel. He says that Skaarsgard has been transformed from a dilapidated boat to a golden ark that will house every tag title they possess until they become the greatest tag team in all of space and time. They then teleport to their next destination with help from Vanguard-1.
Jade says the feud between her and Rosemary is far from over, and it's now about taking back the Knockouts Division. She calls out Rosemary, and Rosemary shows up. Rosemary tells Jade she should be saving herself, and asks Decay to help do it for her. She says she is done with Jade, but Jade says she is not done with her. She knows they both share scars from the Monster's Ball match, and challenges her for the title one more time in a Last Knockouts Standing match. Rosemary accepts the challenge, and Jade tells Rosemary to bring her best, as the title is coming back to her.
Braxton Sutter is met by "The Miracle" Mike Bennett backstage. Bennett gives Sutter advice on being married.
Jessie Godderz beats Bram after sending him into Eddie Kingston, then manages to outsmart Bram and Kingston again.
The Broken Hardys ("Broken" Matt Hardy and Brother Nero) teleport to their next location, which happens to be a locker room. They call out the tag team champions, but instead get the #1 contenders, the Mid-Atlantic Outlaws. Matt Hardy demands a #1 contender's match, and after someone in the locker room gets behind The Hardy's attempt to procure gold, the #1 contender's match is on!
Allie finally shows up. Maria Kanellis-Bennett obviously doesn't care how Allie feels about the wedding, and bosses her around again.
The Broken Hardys ("Broken" Matt Hardy and Brother Nero) meet the Mid-Atlantic tag team champions...and the tag team title match is on. After a grueling battle, The Broken Hardys are Mid-Atlantic Tag Team Champions. They then teleport back to Cameron, North Carolina, and the Mid-Atlantic tag titles are placed in Skaarsgard. Sparks fly out of Skaarsgard afterwards.
We hear from Josh Barnett, who wants to bring the best out of Lashley.
Bobby Lashley guests on commentary for the next match.
Josh Barnett beats Bad Bones by submission.
Trevor Lee grabs the tights to retain the TNA X Division Championship against DJ Z after DJ Z avoids having his ankle grabbed by Gregory Shane Helms. After the match, Andrew Everett shows up and attacks Helms before spiking Trevor Lee into the mat.
Maria Kanellis-Bennett makes it clear to Braxton Sutter that he will marry Laurel Van Ness...or else he knows what will happen.
The marriage of Braxton Sutter and Laurel Van Ness. Rockstar Spud is the flower guy, and Aron Rex also shows up. Maria Kanellis-Bennett and Sienna are the bridesmaids. When Allie shows up as the ringbearer, Maria verbally craps on her for her dress, even though Allie's dress is the same as hers and Sienna's. Maria makes it clear she dos not anyone to object to the wedding, and blames the question being asked on Allie, who drops the ring. At the "I do's," Sutter says "I don't," and says he's never wanted to be Laurel's anything. He then admits that he has been in love with Allie, and reveals that if he didn't marry Laurel Van Ness, Allie would be fired. Not surprisingly, Maria fires Allie, but Allie tells Maria that she can't fire here because she quits. Sutter fights "The Miracle" Mike Bennett, while Allie finally beats the crap out of Maria. Brooke shows up and goes after Sienna as she tries to pull Allie off Maria, and Rockstar Spud - who is looking for Spud and Aron Rex - beats up Bennett before Sutter and Allie have their Hollywood ending and kiss to end the show.
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