Total Divas Island - Total Divas recap for December 13, 2017

Brie and Nikki have a photo shoot where they promote Birdiebee's products. Brie tells Nikki that Carmella and the rest of the women want to throw an engagement party for her at Cabo San Lucas. Nikki accepts.

Nikki makes it to Cabo San Lucas and meet Alexa Bliss while everyone is at SmackDown Live and Brie is at home with Birdie. Nia Jax cannot make it, but Nattie, Trinity, Carmella and Lana will. Alexa Bliss tells Nikki about the awkward argument that was shown a few weeks ago. They then head to Villa Tranquilidad, where the women will be staying. Alexa and Nikki have a massage.

At SmackDown Live in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Carmella and Nattie talk about Lana, whom she feels wants to start drama. She mentions the argument they had a couple of weeks ago. Lana shows up and says that if Nattie has a problem with her, she should say it to her face.

Brie and Bryan are spending time with Birdie before Brie packs up for Cabo San Lucas. Brie is nervous as this is her first time away from Birdie.

Nattie, Carmella, Trinity and Lana have a few shots when they make it to Cabo San Lucas. Nattie says that she is going to need a lot of drinks to survive being so close to Lana. On the bus ride to Villa Tranquilidad, they call Nikki and Alexa. They also talk about their favorite promos, and Carmella thinks that Lana has "diarrhea of the mouth" as Lana criticizes Nattie's promo skills.

Nattie, Carmella, Trinity and Lana make it to Villa Tranquilidad. As they call dibs on bedrooms, Nattie takes a room with Carmella, saying she doesn't want Lana to be on the same floor as them. Nattie takes Lana's stuff to a downstairs room. When Lana finds out, she says she took the room first. Everybody makes it clear they do not want fighting, and Nikki does not want to be a mediator. Nikki asks for Nattie and Lana to get along for the remainder of their stay in Cabo San Lucas, obviously not enjoying being in the middle of this argument. Nattie tells Lana she will not touch her stuff again, but the argument escalates a little bit and Lana accuses Nattie of putting words in her mouth.

Carmella hands out penis-shaped bachelorette party favors, but Nikki wants to enjoy her engagement. Lana and Nattie almost start arguing again.

Brie makes it to Villa Tranquilidad. Everybody has some drinks and food, but when Brie gets into her swimsuit, she is worried about how her body looks and is worried that she is going to look like "the mom." Nikki tells Brie about the arguing between Nattie and Lana. Brie says they should look it at as entertainment for a little while, then go from there.

Nattie and Alexa have a conversation about Lana. Nattie says Lana is a hard worker, but mentions the awkward argument. She tells Alexa that she is not about to let Lana treat her "like shit." Alexa notices that Nattie feels threatened by Lana.

Brie answers the women's questions about being a mother as well as breastfeeding. Trinity actually has a taste of Brie's breast milk, saying it tastes like 2% milk. Lana tries it as well, and says it tastes better than supermarket milk.

Lana tries to coerce Trinity into covering Nattie's bedroom with toilet paper. Trinity is hesitant, but be goes along with it. Natalya notices them going towards her bedroom, and when she catches them, she chases them. Vases of flowers get thrown, and Nattie considers throwing Lana's phone. Unfortunately, the arguing only gets worse because of this, and Brie and Nikki head upstairs to figure out what is going on.

Everyone heads to a five-star restaurant. Brie proposes a toast to Nikki for finally becoming a brides and not a bridesmaid. Nikki cannot wait to marry John Cena. Later that night, Nattie hears Lana making another dig at her not being able to cut promos, and she gets on the microphone and cuts a promo on Nikki's engagement, and also congratulates Lana for her pregnancy, even though she is not even pregnant. Nattie tells her that this is for the toilet paper. Before this can get worse, the women propose a dance-off between Nattie and Lana, but as everyone gets on the bus back to Villa Tranquilidad, Lana has a nasty argument with Nattie.

Everyone heads to the club, and everyone has a fun time. Brie even gets into "Brie Mode." During the night, Lana smacks Nattie, and Nattie does not take well to that and slaps Nattie back. The physicality escalates, and both Lana and Nattie toss drinks at each other. Nikki is not happy, especially when an $800. On the way out, Brie, Nikki and Carmella have a "Why did I lose my show moment?" in a reference to Season 3. Alexa asks Nattie to be civil with Lana on the way back to Villa Tranquilidad.

Back at Villa Tranquilidad, Nattie takes Lana's phone and gear and threatens to throw them into the ocean in an attempt to teach her that there will be consequences for messing with her. She throws the phone and the gear bag over, and has Trinity watch. Lana is looking for her phone, and when she notices Nattie running away and locking herself in her bedroom, Lana threatens to cut her hair off and make her bald, and threatens to get naked and kick the door down as well. Tonight's episode ends on this note.

Bonus clip: Alexa Bliss and Nikki catch up on things.