Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 6, 2013

The show starts with John Cena hitting the ring. His Achilles tendon is not wrapped up anymore. After some Daniel Bryan references, he says he'll take on Ryback at Extreme Rules. Vickie Guerrero shows up and wants to make the match "extreme" with input from both men in the match, and sends Ryback out. Cena makes fun of Ryback, and then says he doesn't care what the stipulation is. After Vickie chastises Ryback for walking out last week, she lets him choose the stipulation. Ryback makes the match a Last Man Standing match.

Paul Heyman and Brock Lensar were in WWE HQ...but why?

Damien Sandow parodies "Voices" before his match with Randy Orton.

Randy Orton beats Damien Sandow. Big Show attacks Orton with his knockout punch as the camera is focused on the commentators, forcing the cameras to cut to Big Show standing over a downed Orton.

Chris Jericho shows up. He's set up a judge's panel so that he and two other people can judge Fandango's wrestling abilities. Those two other people are Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai). When Fandango, he says Jericho has no right to judge him despite being on Dancing With The Stars.

Fandango walks away due to the judge's panel giving R-Truth's dancing high marks. R-Truth gets the win via count-out.

Josh Mathews interviews Daniel Bryan. He challenges Ryback to a SmackDown rematch, but Ryback shows up and tells him to forget about it as D-Bry isn't half the man he is. Kane shows up from behind Ryback and challenges him, but Ryback says Kane's not the monster he used to be...and that he's the monster of WWE.

Kane will face Ryback tonight as per Vickie Guerrero.

In the middle of Alberto Del Rio vs Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter intimidate Big E Langston before guesting on commentary.

AJ Lee distracts the ref, and Big E Langston tosses Alberto Del Rio into Jack Swagger. Swagger jumps Langston, then put Ricardo Rodriguez out of commission. Swagger then grabs a ladder from under the ring and beans Dolph Ziggler and Alberto Del Rio with it.

Kaitlyn, Natalya, Cameron and Naomi discuss Kaitlyn's mystery admirer, who is apparently a fellow nerd as proved by a text to Kaitlyn. Natalya asks The Great Khali to keep an eye out in the men's locker room for clues as to whom it might be. Everyone leaves, then The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella) appear and high-five each other.

The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) beat The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) and Kofi Kingston.

Triple H's office was laid waste to by Brock Lesnar earlier today.

Randy Orton takes on Antonio Cesaro this week on Main Event.

Antonio Cesaro beats Zack Ryder, and says he wants a bigger challenge as nobnody can hold a candle to him.

Paul Heyman is on the TitanTron, and is live via satellite. He hows the footage of him and Brock Lesnar at WWE World Headquarters destroying Triple H's office. Heyman says he will encourage Lesnar to destroy Triple H. Triple H then shows up and enters the ring, and tells him who the real king of extreme is before revealing he has another office...the WWE Ring. He tells Lesnar and Heyman to swing on by next week, and if they try to tear it up, the WWE will fight back.

Kaitlyn and The Funkadactyls (Cameron and Naomi) beat AJ Lee and The Bella Twins (Brie and Nikki Bella).

"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry enters the ring. He has pans on showing Sheamus how tough...and extreme...he really is, and we see video footage of Henry jumping Sheamus. Sheamus shows up, and we see footage of Sheamus beating Henry at tug-of-war and arm wrestling. The two men are ready to get it on before Extreeme Rules before Wade Barrett shows up.

"The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry joins on commentary for the next match...only for Sheamus to feign tossing Wade Barrett into him (causing Henry to fall over) and Brogue Kick the big man into next week!

Sheamus beats Wade Barrett with a Brogue Kick. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry beats Sheamus with a belt.

Ryback will be a guest on Chris Jericho's Highlight Reel on SmackDown this Friday.

Ryback beats Kane. The Shield (Dean Amrbose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns) shows up. Daniel Bryan runs in to help Kane as Ryback bails. John Cena also rushes in, and as D-Bry goes after The Shield, Ryabck whacks Cena with a steel chair.