Wednesday Night's Main Event - Main Event recap from May 22, 2013

Alberto Del Rio beats Big E Langston by reversing the Big Ending into an Enziguri to the back of Langston's head.

John Cena will be back at next week's Raw.

Ryback shows up from the inside of an ambulance as The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) fight Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre of 3MB. He takes out Heath Slater and throws him into the ambulance as everyone else stares in disbelief. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre of 3MB.

Also, this is the shortest thing I've probably ever written. Heck, this is probably slightly shorter than those Saturday Morning Slam recaps. Let's celebrate with CM Punk!