Layin 'da SmackDown! - SmackDown recap for May 17, 2013

It's Miz TV! The Miz's guests tonight are Randy Orton and The Big Show. Show says he doesn't need any weapons, but Randy says everyone will remember him beating Show at Extreme Rules in his hometown of St. Louis, Missouri. Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter show up, and Colter talks about how Swagger will become #1 contender for the World title. Alberto Del Rio and Ricardo Rodriguez show up, and Del Rio tells Colter it's not happening. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry showss up and says everyone will remember whipping Sheamus all across the ring and that he's the World's Strongest Man. Sheamus shows up and says "Why wait until Sunday to leave a memory?" Sheamus, Alberto Del Rio and Randy Orton clean house immediately.

Teddy Long shows up and puts Big Show, Jack Swagger and Big Show in a six-man tag match against Alberto Del Rio, Sheamus and Randy Orton in the main event tonight!

The Shield (Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns) beat The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso), then one of the Usos gets attacked by them and Dean Ambrose only for Kofi Kingston to delay and then prevent the seemingly inevitable after getting back in the ring with a steel chair. The Shield (Ambrose, Rollins, Reigns) retreat.

Teddy Long congratulates The Miz for his return and stirring the pot for the main event tonight, but Damien Sandow shows up and tells Miz to buzz off before pitching his own idea: "The Damien Sandow Show." Instead, he gets a match against Miz later tonight from Teddy. Ouch.

Tons of Funk (Brodus Clay and Tensai) beat The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil).

Chris Jericho beats Antonio Cesaro with the Walls of Jericho. Summer Rae tries to distract Jericho with Fandango's entrance as Fandango tries to attack Jericho from behind. He fails miserably, and Cesaro walks into a Codebreaker from Jericho.

Jack Swagger and Zeb Colter want to know why extreme things are happening and want to know the truth. Zeb then goes on to say that Swagger will come out on top, and that "real Americans" never quit.

Cody Rhodes guests on commentary for the next match.

The Miz beats Damien Sandow with the Figure Four Leg Lock after foiling Cody Rhodes's distraction attempt.

Kaitlyn beats Aksana.

Randy Orton, Alberto Del Rio and Sheamus beat Big Show, Jack Swagger and "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry.