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Monday, October 16, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 16, 1995

Dr. Isaac Yankem plans to ply the biggest set of braces on Bret "The Hit Man" Hart's teeth. But Hart calls Yankem and Jerry "The King" Lawler the tartar and abscess of the WWF, and plans on playin personal hygienist. Lawler says that Yankem will cure his gingivitis and overbite, and that "he'll soon look like his trenchmouth mother" as Yankem's victory is under lock and key.

It is announced that King Mabel and Dean Douglas have both been fined $7,500 for their roles in last week's vicious attacks in the six-man tag team match last week. Also, interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon will announce who King Mabel will face off against on Sunday, as The Undertaker has recently suffered a crushed face last week after King Mabel and Yokozuna repeatedly came down on his face.

Triple H beats Doink.

Barry Horowitz quizzes Hakushi on American culture...and Hakushi knows that Hank Aaron is the home run king, not Babe Ruth.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against PG-13 (J.C. Ice and Wolfie D). Before the match, interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon declares that Yokozuna will be the one to face off against King Mabel on Sunday. During the match, it is announced that The Smoking Gunns will be chatting live on America On-Line tomorrow night.

Bertha Faye defends the WWF Women's Championship against Alundra Blayze next week on Raw!

Last week on the WWF World Tour de Force, Dok Hendrix interviewed The British Bulldog and Jim Cornette. Cornette tells Diesel that last week was all part of a plan to get a shot of the WWF Championship, in which he turned his back on all his friends in WWE so that nobody could get in his way. Cornette then says that The Bulldog will take the WWF Championship from Diesel on Sunday. When Dok Hendrix says that rumor is going around that The British Bulldog couldn't beat Diesel without help, Bulldog is incensed and insists that he's beaten Diesel once and that will beat Diesel again.

We get a look at Ahmed Johnson, who talks about what honor really is.

Dean Douglas beats Joe Dorgan. It is announced that Shawn Michaels was beat up in an unprovoked attack in Syracuse, New York by ten individuals and battered in the face even after he lost consciousness, in which case he was rammed face-first into a parked car. His eyes are now swollen shut. (In reality, Shawn Michaels was beaten up by three Marines.) Vince McMahon interviews Shawn Michaels, who says that he's not looking good, but he will still be at In Your House somehow.

Dok Hendrix advertises the Two Dudes With Attitudes shirt with Diesel and Shawn Michaels on it. One size fits most, and it's only $20 with $3.95 shipping and handling and comes with a free classic WWF video cassette.

The WWF Tag Team Championships will be on the line at In Your House when The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) defend the titles against Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid. Also, Fatu takes on Hunter Hearst Helmsley on Sunday.

We hear from Goldust, who tells Marty Jannetty he's about to get a major makeover courtesy of Goldust.

Paul Bearer says The Undertaker may never look or be the same again after the attack from King Mabel and Yokozuna, but says The Undertaker will return soon and crush them both.

Next week: a 20-man over-the-top battle royal, where the winner gets a shot at the WWF Intercontinental Championship!

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats Isaac Yankem, DDS in a steel cage. During the match, it is revealed that Jerry "The King" Lawler has switched the cage door lock with a fake one when the referee can't unlock it. It is also mentioned that Option 6 has more information on the Shawn Michaels situation. Jerry "The King" Lawler tries to interfere by climbing up the cage wall and attacking Hart when Hart tries to climb out after putting Yankem in the Sharpshooter, and as promised, he is placed in his own cage that is then suspended high above the ring. Lawler hands Yankem the key to his lock, but Hart rolls Yankem up and hits him in the jaw before throwing the King's lock and key away, allowing the ref to apply the real lock. Nevertheless, he climbs out of the ring over the steel cage wall.





Jerry "The King" Lawler is still in the shark cage high above the ring as the show comes to an end.

Monday, October 2, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 2, 1995

Razor Ramon beats The 1-2-3 Kid. During the match, Dean Douglas shows up to take some brief notes from the aisle before leaving. After the match, The 1-2-3 Kid strikes Razor Ramon, and the two of them keep fighting. The referee gets the idea, and we have a match after the match. During the commercial break, Razor counters a top rope attack from The Kid intoa power bomb and gets a second pinfall victory, and the three of them have a third match before the show goes back on the air. Razor beats The Kid a third time with a small package. They shake hands, and Razor raises The Kid's hand, but The Kid goes for a schoolboy pin, starting what looks like a fourth match, but then The 1-2-3 Kid then gives up.

It is announced that Diesel is defending the WWF Championship against The British Bulldog at In Your House, while Shawn Michaels will be defending the WWF Intercontinental Championship against Dean Douglas. Also, Undertaker will take on King Mabel, and Goldust makes his WWF debut against Marty Jannetty.

Before the next match, the WWF holds its very own poll: Is O.J. Simpson guilty? At 50 cents per call, all proceeds benefit the National Exchange Club Foundation for the Prevention of Child Abuse, and the results will be revealed before the end of the show. (Available only in the Eastern and Central Time Zones.)

Hunter Hearst Helmsley beats Barry Horowitz after quite the effort from Horowitz. During the match, it is announced that last week's Raw was the most-watched episode ever.

Current USWA Tag Team Champions PG-13 (JC Ice and Wolfie D) beat Al Brown and Sonny Rogers. Before the match, we see pre-recorded comments from PG-13 where they call out The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn).

Yokozuna, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog take on Diesel, "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels and The Undertaker next week on Raw.

Dok Hendrix advertises the new signature Bret "The Hit Man" Hart T-shirt. For $16 plus $3.95 shipping and handling, you can get this shirt along with a classic WWF videocassette.

Bret "The Hitman" Hart beats Jean-Pierre LaFitte with the Sharpshooter. After the match, Jerry "The King" Lawler challenges Bret Hart to a fight. Hart knocks him over the barricade only to be attacked from behind by Dr. Isaac Yankem, D.D.S.

After the break, it is announced that due to Lawler's recent action, there will be a steel cage match between Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Dr. Isaac Yankem, D.D.S. on Raw in the coming weeks.

Jim Cornette says Yokozuna and Owen Hart are part of the six-man tag match next week to make things even when The Undertaker couldn't beat The British Bulldog by himself last week.

Diesel and "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels are part of next week's six-man tag team match because they want to be, not to help The Undertaker. Nevertheless, The Undertaker says that their team will be the vultures, and when night falls, so will Yokozuna, Owen Hart and The British Bulldog.

51% of voters in the O.J. Simpson poll say that O.J. is not guilty.