Monday, October 16, 1995

Raw Deal - Raw recap for October 16, 1995

Dr. Isaac Yankem plans to ply the biggest set of braces on Bret "The Hit Man" Hart's teeth. But Hart calls Yankem and Jerry "The King" Lawler the tartar and abscess of the WWF, and plans on playin personal hygienist. Lawler says that Yankem will cure his gingivitis and overbite, and that "he'll soon look like his trenchmouth mother" as Yankem's victory is under lock and key.

It is announced that King Mabel and Dean Douglas have both been fined $7,500 for their roles in last week's vicious attacks in the six-man tag team match last week. Also, interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon will announce who King Mabel will face off against on Sunday, as The Undertaker has recently suffered a crushed face last week after King Mabel and Yokozuna repeatedly came down on his face.

Triple H beats Doink.

Barry Horowitz quizzes Hakushi on American culture...and Hakushi knows that Hank Aaron is the home run king, not Babe Ruth.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against PG-13 (J.C. Ice and Wolfie D). Before the match, interim WWF President Gorilla Monsoon declares that Yokozuna will be the one to face off against King Mabel on Sunday. During the match, it is announced that The Smoking Gunns will be chatting live on America On-Line tomorrow night.

Bertha Faye defends the WWF Women's Championship against Alundra Blayze next week on Raw!

Last week on the WWF World Tour de Force, Dok Hendrix interviewed The British Bulldog and Jim Cornette. Cornette tells Diesel that last week was all part of a plan to get a shot of the WWF Championship, in which he turned his back on all his friends in WWE so that nobody could get in his way. Cornette then says that The Bulldog will take the WWF Championship from Diesel on Sunday. When Dok Hendrix says that rumor is going around that The British Bulldog couldn't beat Diesel without help, Bulldog is incensed and insists that he's beaten Diesel once and that will beat Diesel again.

We get a look at Ahmed Johnson, who talks about what honor really is.

Dean Douglas beats Joe Dorgan. It is announced that Shawn Michaels was beat up in an unprovoked attack in Syracuse, New York by ten individuals and battered in the face even after he lost consciousness, in which case he was rammed face-first into a parked car. His eyes are now swollen shut. (In reality, Shawn Michaels was beaten up by three Marines.) Vince McMahon interviews Shawn Michaels, who says that he's not looking good, but he will still be at In Your House somehow.

Dok Hendrix advertises the Two Dudes With Attitudes shirt with Diesel and Shawn Michaels on it. One size fits most, and it's only $20 with $3.95 shipping and handling and comes with a free classic WWF video cassette.

The WWF Tag Team Championships will be on the line at In Your House when The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) defend the titles against Razor Ramon and The 1-2-3 Kid. Also, Fatu takes on Hunter Hearst Helmsley on Sunday.

We hear from Goldust, who tells Marty Jannetty he's about to get a major makeover courtesy of Goldust.

Paul Bearer says The Undertaker may never look or be the same again after the attack from King Mabel and Yokozuna, but says The Undertaker will return soon and crush them both.

Next week: a 20-man over-the-top battle royal, where the winner gets a shot at the WWF Intercontinental Championship!

Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats Isaac Yankem, DDS in a steel cage. During the match, it is revealed that Jerry "The King" Lawler has switched the cage door lock with a fake one when the referee can't unlock it. It is also mentioned that Option 6 has more information on the Shawn Michaels situation. Jerry "The King" Lawler tries to interfere by climbing up the cage wall and attacking Hart when Hart tries to climb out after putting Yankem in the Sharpshooter, and as promised, he is placed in his own cage that is then suspended high above the ring. Lawler hands Yankem the key to his lock, but Hart rolls Yankem up and hits him in the jaw before throwing the King's lock and key away, allowing the ref to apply the real lock. Nevertheless, he climbs out of the ring over the steel cage wall.





Jerry "The King" Lawler is still in the shark cage high above the ring as the show comes to an end.

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