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Thursday, January 2, 2014

Final Impact - TNA Impact Wrestling recap for January 2, 2014

Kurt Angle shows up and calls 2013 the worst year of his career. Bobby Roode shows up and asks Angle if he knows he hasn't got what it takes anymore, before wanting Angle to admit Roode is the better man. Angle challenges him to another match. Roode thinks it's a joke and declines on the grounds that he's beaten him every time they've met since December...but then accepts if something is put on the line. If Roode wins, Angle cannot accept a TNA Hall of Fame induction. Angle accepts for Genesis, and wants the match in a steel cage. Roode angrily accepts, then both men fight until the refs break it up. Rockstar Spud shows and tells both men to find a tag team partner, as they are now both in a tag team match against each other later tonight.


Dixie Carter gets a mystery note with no signature...

Gail Kim's next challenger is Madison Rayne.

Madison Rayne beats Gail Kim.


Chris Sabin threatens to dump Velvet Sky if she doesn't interfere for him in his X Division title defense tonight.

Kurt Angle's partner tonight is Gunner. James Storm is not impressed.

Chris Sabin wins the TNA X Division Championship back from Austin Aries after Velvet Sky stands at the apron and Sabin kicks Aries in the balls. After the match, Sabin thanks...himself.


Rockstar Spud gets a mysterious call from a 678 area code.

Samuel Shaw beats Norv Fernum by submission.


"The Cowboy" James Storm complains about Gunner chaning on him...and has plans for the guy.

"The Cowboy" James Storm wants to be Bobby Roode's partner tonight, one way or another.

If Bobby Roode's partner tonight is "The Cowboy" James Storm, then it's about to get a lot more interesting, according to Gunner.

Beer Money ("The Cowboy" James Storm and Bobby Roode) beat Gunner and Kurt Angle. Angle attacks Roode after the match.


Sting is here!

Ethan Carter III gloats about what's going on with Jeff Hardy...whom he's challenged to a match tonight via Twitter. Hardy doesn't show up, but Sting does. Sting gets on Ethan's case for dodging him again and again, and after being called a lapdog a second time, Ethan takes his challenge...albeit at Genesis.


Eric Young's experiment with Joseph Park continues with Park taking on Bully Ray. Bully tells Park it's not in his best interest to get in the ring with him tonight.

Bully Ray kicks Joseph Park in the balls, leading to Park winning by disqualification. Bully Ray then squirts lighter fluid all over him and tries to light him on fire. Mr. Anderson returns, running in to take on Bully only to get squirted as well. Bully leaves before either man can be set on fire.


The coronation of Magnus is about to being. After words by Rockstar Spud and Ethan Carter III, Dixie Carter comes out to play master of ceremonies. She introduces Magnus, who shows up in a suit. He thanks Ethan, Spud and Dixie before showing his true colors. All of a sudden, Gunner shows up with his Feast or Fired briefcase which gives him a shot at the TNA World Heavyweight Championship.

Gunnar intends to cash in, but gets beat up by Rockstar Spud and Ethan Carter III. Before Magnus can finish him off, AJ Styles shows up with his world title belt. It's soon just him and Magnus in the ring, and Styles says he's here because Dixie Carter screwed the fans over. He calls Magnus a farce, then challenges him to a match where the winner is the undisputed TNA champ. Much to Dixie's chagrin, Magnus goes against her and accepts the match for next week after AJ Styles says the challenge will go with him and that Magnus will doubt himself as a world champ if he declines.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for November 28, 2013

Dixie Carter shows up. She has a new Chief of Staff: Rockstar Spud. He's watching the roster carefully as he kissed up to Dixie. As for the World Title tournament, Kurt Angle vs. Magnus is a Last Man Standing match while Bobby Roode vs. Jeff Hardy is a Tables match. Also, tonight's winners get a turkey dinner while the losers get nothing. Dixie then introduces Ethan Carter III into the ring. Ethan calls his challenger for tonight his biggest to date, as he used to run roughshod over the the TNA roster.


Ethan Carter III's opponent? Curry Man!

Ethan Carter III beats Curry Man.


Kurt Angle thanks James Storm and Gunner for teaming with him...but Storm finds it hard to forgive Gunner.

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jesse Godderz) and their new DJ Zema Ion meet Eric Young, ODB...and two turkey suits! They have to take on Norv Fernum and Dewey Barnes...and the losers wear the suits!

Lei'D Tapa beats Velvet Sky.


The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jessie Godderz) beat Norv Fernum and Dewey Barners in record time in a Turkey Bowl match. Barnes and Fernum don the turkey suits and do the turkey dance...but they embrace it instead of feeling humiliated.


Dixie Carter sends a message to AJ Styles: you have one week to come back with the TNA World Heavyweight title...or else...


Bobby Roode has Chris Sabin, Christopher Daniels and Kazarian in his corner.

Rockstar Spud plans the turkey dinner.

Magnus is Kurt Angle's third partner. They know they have to face each other next week, but Magnus is helping Angle get his hands on Bobby Roode.

A mock funeral is held for Aces and Eights. Mr. Anderson pops out of the coffin to place in the coffin. He, Magnus, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, commentator Mike Tenay and Eric Young are involved. Bully Ray shows up and tells Anderson to sleep with one eye open after what happened last week.


Rockstar Spud is trying to get the turkey dinner done on time.

Team Roode (Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, Kazarian and Chris Sabin) beats Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Magnus, James Storm and Gunner) by disqualification after Angle hits Roode with a steel chair that Roode introducted into the match.


Team Roode (Bobby Roode, Christopher Daniels, Kazaian and Chris Sabin) celebrates their victory.

James Storm and Gunner don't seem to be on the same page.

Dixie Carter and Ethan Carter III leave early. Dixie puts Rockstar Spud in charge of the turkey dinner.

Rockstar Spud brings out all of tonight's winner for the turkey dinner. Chris Sabin's girlfriend Velvet Sky is thrown out because she didn't win tonight. All the winners say what they're thankful for, then Kurt Angle crashes the party with some friends of his own. Food fight!

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for November 14, 2013

Aces and Eights show up. Bully Ray laughs at the crowd, then accepts Mr. Anderson's challenge for next week, promising to put him through the stage. Anderson shows up, and says that if he wins, Aces and Eights won't ride again. But if he loses...Anderson will leave TNA and be a dad to the twins his wife is pregnant with back home. Bully thinks Anderson is crazy, and Anderson proves he's just that. He fights the club himself, and while he's overpowered for a while, he fights back and gets the steel chair from Bully's hands and clears the whole club out of the ring. Anderson then wants another member of the club to take his aggression out on right now. Bully sics Knux on Anderson.



Mr. Anderson beats Knux.



Joseph Park wants Christopher Daniels in a one-on-one match. Daniels and Kazarian think he's nuts, and Daniels is more than ready to put Park in his place again. We also see Bobby Roode in his new T-shirt from TNAShop.com.





Christopher Daniels beats Joseph Park with a low blow.



Bully Ray and Garrett Bischoff tell Knux "you win some, you lose some," and Bully says he's got Anderson next week.

Ethan Carter III beats Norv Fernum and Dewey Barnes in a handicap match.



Dixie Carter is ticked off that the "Friends of AJ" promo is airing on Impact.

Dixie Carter shows up. She patronizes the audience and complains about AJ Styles again, saying her lawyers will take care of him. She then brings out Bobby Roode, James Storm, Samoa Joe and Magnus. Roode and Storm will take each other on next week in a Bullrope match, while Joe and Magnus will go at it that same night in a Falls Count Anywhere match. Storm plans to win the TNA title, but Joe is ticked with Dixie and calls her out on her recent decisions concerning Styles. Magnus has to calm him down, saying the TNA title is the reason the Main Event Mafia has been put on ice.



Garrett Bischoff and Mr. Anderson brawl in the back. Anderson cuffs Garrett to some stage equipment.

Gail Kim and Lei'D Tapa show up for their open challenge from last week. Their opponent? Hannah Blossom of the Blossom Twins.

Gail Kim beats Hannah Blossom.



Joseph Park shows up. He knows he can't be the wrestler his brother Abyss is, but at the same time he still can't find him. He then issues an open challenge to his brother Abyss next week for the oddest of reasons.



Mr. Anderson uncuffs an unconscious Garett Bischoff and takes him...somewhere...

Bobby Roode shows up during Kurt Angle vs. Austin Aries.

Kurt Angle beats Austin Aries in a submission match with the Crossface, sticking it to Bobby Roode.



Mr. Anderson comes out after the main event with Garett Bischoff...and piledrives him into the top of the entrance ramp!

Turning Point is live and free on Spike TV next week!

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for October 31, 2013

Dixie Carter shows up and complains about AJ Styles walking out on her with the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. She then starts an eight-man tournament that will run for the next couple of weeks. She brings out Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, James Storm, Bobby Roode, Austin Aries and Chris Sabin. Bully Ray shows up before Dixie says that she will hold a gauntlet match later tonight to fill the eighth slot. Bully is livid and plays the blame game when Dixie tells him he lost not once but twice against AJ Styles...then Mr. Anderson runs in and starts a brawl with Bully!



Brooke and Bully Ray ambush Mr. Anderson backstage. Anderson's face is inexplicably blurred out as Bully tells him how his betrayal really feels.

The Bro Mans (Robbie E and Jessie Godderz) retain the TNA Tag Team Championships against "The Cowboy" James Storm and Gunner with some trickery. Robbie holds one of Storm's feet as he performs a suplex, causing Jesse to get the pin as Robbie keeps holding on to Storm's foot outside of the referee's vision.



Sting meets Dixie Carter, who wants to lift the ban on Sting getting a shot at the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Sting doesn't want it.

Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) are both dressed as Sherlock Holmes and are on the hunt for Abyss.

Ethan Carter III beats Norv Fernum.



Bobby Roode gets with one of the doctors to make Kurt Angle's life miserable.

As ODB is pumped to face Gail Kim and get the Knockouts title back, Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) show up to grill her about Abyss. Eric Young shows up and tells them to watch out for Abyss.



Magnus wins the gauntlet match to enter the TNA World Title Tournament.



The doctor tells Kurt Angle to take the night off...but Angle is medically cleared.

Dixie Carter is about to announce the breacker for the World Title tournament...and has something new coming called the "Wheel of Dixie."

Gail Kim retains the TNA Knockouts Championship against ODB after Lei'D Tapa provides the distraction.



Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) know the truth about Abyss, and are about to take it to the ring...

Bad Influence (Christopher Daniels and Kazarian) show up, saying they know that Abyss is underneath the ring. Daniels looks under the ring and pulls out a pumpkin. Eric Young shows up dressed like Joseph Park and sends them a message from Abyss by fighting them. Abyss shows up and gives Bad Influence what's coming to them.



The Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Sabin match next week will be Full Metal Mayhem.



Bobby Roode beats Kurt Angle by knockout after Angle performs a belly-to-belly suplex off the top rope.