SummerSlam 2013 - The Results

Paul Heyman promises that Brock Lesanr will beat CM Punk, then says their match will be no-disqualification.

Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns of The Shield show up, and they and Dean Ambrose try to surround Rob Van Dam. Big Show and Mark Henry shows up to even the odds. Nevertheless, Rob Van Dam wins by disqualification after Reigns hits RVD with a Spear. Dean Ambrose still retains the WWE United States Championship.

The Miz shows up for official SummerSlam hosting duties. After talking about the two main events, Fandango and Summer Rae show up and dance.

Jojo sings the National Anthem.

Bray Wyatt beats Kane in a Ring of Fire match after Luke Harper and Erick Rowan cover one of the walls of fire with a blanket (yeah, figure that one out) to stop some of the fire and help Wyatt. After this match, The Wyatt Family (Wyatt, Harper, Rowan) kidnap Kane and take him to the back.

Cody Rhodes beats Damien Sandow.

Alberto Del Rio retains the WWE World Heavyweight Championship against Christian with the Cross Arm Breaker. After the match, Renee Young interviews Alberto Del Rio, who then considers himself someone for the Latinos to look up to all of a sudden.

The Miz interviews Maria Menounos, who teamed with Natalya to beat Brie Bella and Eva Marie at SummerSlam Axxess. Fandango and Summer Rae dance their way in, then Miz and Maria dance their way out. Literally.

Natalya beats Brie Bella with the Sharpshooter.

Ryback pours soup down a caterer's shirt...then pours the whole bowl of soup all over him.

Brock Lesnar beats CM Punk in a no-disqualification match.

Dolph Ziggler and Kaitlyn beat AJ Lee and Big E Langston.

Fandango and Summer Rae interrupt The Miz yet again. Miz levels Fandango.

Daniel Bryan beats John Cena to win the WWE Championship! Both men shake hands. Randy Orton shows up, but then walks away only for Triple H to inexplicably Pedigree D-Bry...then Orton slithers into the ring. Triple H lets Orton cash in his Money In The Bank briefcase on a downed Daniel Bryan...and Randy Orton becomes the WWE Champion!