3 Count (Evan Karagias, Shannon Moore, Shane Helms) are in the ring. As they are in the ring, the music slows down at random points. At first, only Shannon and Shane notice, but soon even Evan notices, and then it alternates between speeding up and slowing down. It is then revealed that "Screamin'" Norman Smiley has commandered the music from the production truck. When Norman's music plays, Norman says "Now that's music!"
"Screamin'" Norman Smiley beats Evan Karagias. Former NWA Junior Heavyweight Champion Danny Hodge is seen in the crowd cheering Smiley on after his win. After the match, Norman tells 3 Count that they have pushed his back against the wall and he is coming out fighting. He then challenges all three of them at once at SuperBrawl, where he says he will have lined up like Vegas showgirls before he does the big wiggles. He then says it's wiggle time in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
J. Biggs - now leads policemen into the locker room, telling them that Booker it in possession of some illegal contraband. The item in question is some sort of shirt.
A black limousine is seen in the parking lot. Out of the limousine comes a couple of women followed by "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair.
The New World Order (Scott Steiner, Acting WCW Commissioner Jeff Jarrett, Scott Hall, Ron Harris, Don Harris) show up along with a couple of women. The Harris Brothers say they are here to give a wake-up call to everyone in the back, as they are in the house. They tell everyone in the back to stay out of their way or they will get hurt, as they are the elite, and no matter how hard anyone tries, nobody will be able to get rid of them. Scott Steiner verbally craps on Tulsa, Oklahoma, then Midajah and Kim say that Scott Steiner is their Superman. Scott Steiner says that last week, he watched a 53-year-old man with more loose skin than a Sharpei puppy come out to the ring and say he is still the man. He says that Flair has been the butt end of all the jokes, and says Flair should have used his money to get a taxi and fixed his crooked, yellow teeth. He then asked himself "If WCW was going to hire Ric Flair, why wouldn't they hire Buddy Rogers?" He then says Flair's career is dead, but Flair is still stylin' and profilin', because Flair could steal Buddy Rogers' name, but not his class. He then says that just like him, the viewers at home changed the channel to watch WWF, because Flair and his friends got fired from there and Flair is "an old, jealous bastard." He tells Flair that there has never been a bigger "ass-kissin', butt-suckin' bastard" in the business and in life than him, and Flair belongs where he is at in WCW because WCW sucks and so does he. As for himself, he is just going to stay in the nWo for life. Jarrett then says that the nWo is in "slapnuts country," and since he is still Acting WCW Commissioner, he might as well get to work. He sends a message to Sid Vicious, saying he is not done with him yet. He has already hand-picked his referee, who will be referee Mark Johnson. He then adds a second stipulation for his match against Sid at SuperBrawl, and that the match is a no-disqualification match. At SuperBrawl, he will bring the World title back to the nWo and he proves that he has all the stroke around here. He has promised that Sid does not have to defend the World title against him, but until then, Sid will have to wrestle who he tells him to wrestle, and tonight, he will have to face Scott Hall in the main event tonight. Scott Hall does not like this, but Jarrett tells him he cleared him tonight, then tells Sid to be in good shape for SuperBrawl. He promises Sid that Hall will be "all up in [his] ass" tonight.
Booker and Midnight are backstage. Booker tells Midnight that "the new and improved Harlem Heat" (Stevie Ray, Big T, J. Biggs) will not take away his dignity.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews David Flair, Crowbar and Daffney backstage. David says that maybe this was meant to be, but tonight, he has to fight one of "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair's battles.
Booker's entrance music seems to sound like it comes from a 1950s sitcom, and his entrance no longer has pyrotechnics.
The Wall beats Booker. During the match, J. Biggs shows up with the two policeman, which distracts Booker to the point that The Wall beats Booker with the choke slam. J. Biggs has Booker arrested for assault and battery, cuplpable negligence, reckless endangerment and attempted murder.
An angry Brian Knobbs meets with The New World Order (Acting WCW Commissioner Jeff Jarrett, Scott Hall, Scott Steiner, Ron Harris, Don Harris), confronting Jarrett for double-crossing him last week. Jarrett says that if Knobbs had more money, he would have been wrestling Fit Finley. He then asks Knobbs if he wants to finish it with Finley tonight, and says he can consider it done. When Knobbs leaves, the nWo votes to put Knobbs in a match with Bam Bam Bigelow.
Backstage, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson asks Terry Funk if he is going to go through tonight's match. Funk says a man has got to do what a man has got to do, and he wants to know where Anderson stands. Anderson says he will see how the match goes, and then he will tell him where he stands. Funk feels betrayed.
Lenny Lane and Lodi plan on challenging The Mamalukes (Johnny The Bull and Big Vito) to a tag team match tonight.
Tank Abbott beats The Barbarian by knock-out. Tank Abbott's former bodyguard Big Al is seen in the crowd after the match.
The Demon's casket is seen backstage. Crowbar approaches it and examines the casket, then knocks on it before rocking out on his lead pipe. Crowbar says "Coming!" when he hears Daffney screams, then runs off.
We see Torrie Wilson on the Kid Cam. Kidman says he came to see her, then Torrie Wilson kisses the lens of the Kid Cam.
Oklahoma shows up. He thanks the fans for "the warm Oklahoma reception," then he gets booed. He stands before the fans tonight not just as a man, but in an official capacity. He announces that Acting WCW Commissioner Jeff Jarrett has named him to organize a new division in WCW that he was born to spearhead. He then announces that he is the General Manager of the WCW Women's Division. He says that women have no place in wrestling, and he has proved it time and time again, but some of them keep trying and trying and says "it's just adorable." He has decided to make it easy for these women and to look out for them. He plans to institute rigorous medical examinations for each and every woman on the roster, and he will be physically present for each and every examination. However, this is bad news for Medusa, and asks Dr. Heywood Jeter to come to the ring. Dr. Heywood Jeter shows up, and Oklahoma says he has discovered that Madusa is part of Dr. Jeter's clientele. Jeter admits he has done cosmetic work on Madusa's nose, eyes, lips, chest and buttocks. Oklahoma says that Madusa has no place in the women's division, saying she is not "a natural woman." Suddenly, Madusa shows up, and Oklahoma thinks that everyone is cheering for him. Madusa slaps Dr. Jeter and kicks him to the ground, then kicks Oklahoma in the gut that sends him out of the ring. She then breaks Oklahoma's clipboard on Dr. Jeter's head before kicking him in the groin. At this point, Oklahoma is getting out of the ring and heading to the back.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund announces that the WCW executive board has been in a closed-door session for a a couple of hours and that Terry Taylor is coming out of that meeting with big news that will be passed down to the fans shortly.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Terry Taylor backstage. Even though the WCW executive board cannot change participants in a match, they can change the stipulations. He announces that Mark Johnson will no longer be the special guest referee in Jeff Jarrett vs. Sid Vicious for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship at SuperBrawl. He also announces that Sid Vicious vs. Scott Hall will be for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship. Backstage, Acting WCW Commissioner Jeff Jarrett is irritated with Terry Taylor's announcement.
We look back at Terry Funk and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair's "I Quit" Match from 1989.
Before the next match, David Flair tells Crowbar and Daffney to head to the back. Terry Funk then asks David Flair if he knows that he is getting into an "I Quit" Match before giving him one chance to say he quits before the match goes any further. David Flair tells Terry Funk that he will go to Hell before he is quitting. Funk says he knows "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair is backstage, and dares Ric to face him in an "I Quit" Match, saying he won the WCW World Heavyweight Championship fourteen times and lost it fourteen times. As he continues to call Ric out, David Flair grabs a steel chair and smacks Funk in the back with it.
David Flair beats Terry Funk in an "I Quit" Match. During the match, Funk tells "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair to come to the ring and get David as he proceeds to piledrive David into bare cement floor before piledriving him again through a table and threatening to break his neck. Funk gives Ric Flair fie more seconds to get to the ring, and when he does not shot, Funk calls Ric Flair "a filthy bastard" before saying he does not have any chickens like Ric Flair at his "chicken ranch." He then says he does not need to beat on David any more, and says he will quit tonight before saying he will not quit against Ric. He then calls Ric Flair a "banana-nosed, pig-eyed, lyin', cheatin' evil bastard."
Backstage, Mike Tenay is watching the match on a television monitor when "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson shows up and asks Tenay if he has access to a camera crew. Tenay says he does, then says Terry Funk will have his answer in two minutes.
We see footage of David Flair being helped back to the back by referee Mickey Jay and a WCW medical doctor during the break.
Backstage, Mike Tenay interviews "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson. Anderson says that last Thursday, he said that guys like Terry Funk and "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair make him proud to call himself a wrestler. After tonight, he says that what happened earlier was one beating David Flair did not have to take, and he almost wants to agree with Scott Steiner right now, which makes him want to puke. He also says Terry Funk did not have to make an example out of David, and Ric did not have to let it happen. He says that Ric is dancing around trying to be "The Nature Boy" when he should have ran into the ring to stop this. For the first time in his life, he is going to bow out of both Flair's life and the human race, as what he saw made him sick and he wants no part of it.
Stevie Ray beats Disco Inferno. J. Biggs, Big T and The Mamalukes (Johnny The Bull and Big Vito) almost go at it, and referees have to be brought in to escort The Mamalukes to the back. Later on, Disco Inferno grabs at Stevie Ray's slapjack, but referee Charles Robinson snags it away from him. Stevie Ray then hits the Slapjack for the win.
Backstage, Acting WCW Commissioner Jeff Jarrett talks privately with Scott Hall, saying that the WCW executive board wants to split The New World Order (Jeff Jarrett, Scott Hall, Scott Steiner, Ron Harris, Don Harris) up. Scott Hall tells Jarrett he will soften Sid Vicious up for him and keep the WCW World Heavyweight Championship in the nWo.
Backstage, "Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews Sid Vicious. Sid does not care who Acting WCW Commissioner Jeff Jarrett or the WCW executive board throws in his path. He says that he has tricked The New World Order (Jeff Jarrett, Scott Hall, Scott Steiner, Ron Harris, Don Harris) every time, and says Scott Hall is temporarily back in the ring tonight to face final extinction and total oblivion, as he will end his career.
WCW reminds the fans to tune in to Thunder on Wednesdays at 9:05 PM Eastern on TBS.
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair leaves in the black limousine with his women. He says that he had something special for "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson" tonight, but now Anderson is in over his head.
Fit Finley is special guest referee for the next match, and he is seen screaming at Brian Knobbs, telling him to get in the ring. Bam Bam Bigelow then nails Knobbs in the head with a trash can to start the next match.
Bam Bam Bigelow beats Brian Knobbs to become the WCW Hardcore Champion after special guest referee hits Brian Knobbs in the head with a steel chair and makes a fast count to give Bam Bam Bigelow the win and the title.
Lenny Lane and Lodi mock The Mamalukes (Johnny The Bull and Big Vito), starting a brawl that referees and officials quickly gravitate towards in order to restore order.
Crowbar is seen rocking out to The Demon's entrance backstage before the next match.
Kidman beats The Demon. After the match, Crowbar runs into the ring and attacks Kidman. When The Demon gets back in the ring, Crowbar bows down to The Demon, but The Demon wants no part of him.
Sid Vicious is seen laughing and talking to himself backstage.
Backstage, Acting WCW Commissioner Jeff Jarrett tells the rest of The New World Order (Scott Hall, Scott Steiner, Ron Harris, Don Harris) that they have Sid Vicious under control tonight.
The Total Package and Miss Elizabeth show up with a steel chair with a "Hulkster" logo on one side and a white scorpion on the other. The Total Package talks about the return of Hulk Hogan last week on Thunder, then says Hulk Hogan made a mistake in questioning his track record in the sport of professional wrestling. He says Hogan was on the mountain top loking down at everyone else, but now he is the man of professional wrestling and Hogan will find that out the hard way at SuperBrawl when he puts him in the Torture Rack and breaking him in two. He says that he will get the last laugh, then calls out Jimmy Hart. Jimmy Hart shows up, and The Total Package gives Jimmy Hart credit for keeping the show running. Jimmy Hart tells The Total Package that if he wants info on Hulk Hogan, he asked the right person, as he is Hogan's best friend. He then calls The Total Package "a Hulk Hogan wanna-be" and that in his lifetime, he will never sell out as many arenas, sell as much merchandise, have as many fans, or earn as much money as Hogan has. He tells The Total Package that if he wants to send a message to Hogan, he can do it himself. The Total Package stops Jimmy Hart, then says the chants for Hogan made him sick and made him think he was in some sort of time warp. He then says he has one thing Hogan lacks: a vicious streak. He then kicks Jimmy Hart in the gut before putting him in the Torture Rack. Miss Elizabeth then puts Jimmy Hart's hand through the steel chair, then The Total Package stomps the chair to break Jimmy Hart's wrist before telling Hulk Hogan he will see him at SuperBrawl. Medical doctors then tend to Jimmy Hart.
Sid Vicious retains the WCW World Heavyweight Championship against Scott Hall. During the match, referee Nick Patrick gets caught in Scott Hall's fallaway slam to Sid Vicious, then Hall calls for Acting WCW Commissioner Jeff Jarrett to show up as Nick Patrick is down. Jarrett and Hall attack Sid, then Jarrett leaves as Scott Hall hits Sid with the Outsider's Edge. Jarrett looks back and sees this, then hits Hall with his guitar when he confronts him. He then lays Sid on top of Hall before reviving Nick Patrick. Scott Steiner and The Harris Brothers (Ron and Don Harris) show up, and Jarrett tells them they are either with him or with Hall.
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