Saturday, July 3, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for July 3, 1993

Marty Jannetty beats Tom Stone.

We hear from Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna. Fuji says the 4th of July is a nice day to issue an invitation for any and all American athletes to slam the now-550 lb. Yokozuna on the USS Intrepid. Mr. Fuji says that since Hulk Hogan has been defeated, he will never be seen again and that he is finished. He says nobody will succeed in slamming Yokozuna, and afterwards, he and Yokozuna will celebrate with the Emperor and his beautiful bride while Japan celebrates a beautiful over American and Hulk Hogan. Yokozuna says America and everyone taking the challenge is going down.

Former New York Giant Karl Nelson says one of his ex-NFL teammates will slam Yokozuna. Green Bay Packer James Campen says he's taken on grizzly bears in the off-season with his massive traps, and that he can slam Yokozuna. Former New York Giant Joe Morris simply states "Float like a butterfly, sting like a gnat. On the Fourth of July, I'm gonna slam Yokozuna flat!"

SummerSlam 1993 is coming to pay-per-view on August 30th!

"The Narcissist" Lex Luger beats Rich Meyers. (This proves to be the last televised match with the "Narcissist" gimmick for Lex Luger.)

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises The Stars and Stripes Challenge at the USS Intrepid in New York City, New York for tomorrow afternoon. We hear from Crush, who says that Sunday, he accepted the challenge for himself and his country, and that it will be a privilege to come out on the USS Intrepid and body slam Yokozuna in front of everybody. He says Yokozuna is going down this Sunday. We hear from former New York Giant, who says that 505 pounds on Yokozuna on the mat will be synonymous with hamburgers on the Fourth of July. Peter Taglianetti of the Pittsburgh Penguins says that Yokozuna has put down American athletes for long enough, and on July 4th, he will slam him. Yokozuna may be as big as a horse, but he smells like a camel. Bill Fralic of the Detroit Lions says every football player's dream is to play in and win the Super Bowl, and that this Sunday, every American athlete's dream is to slam the 550 lb. Yokozuna onto the mat, and he thinks he will be the one to do it for America. Kenny Anderson of the New Jersey Nets says he is used to dealing with big, bad guys. On his scale, a 505 lb. marshmallow does not even register. This Sunday, Yokozuna is going down. It is then announced that General Motors will award whoever slams Yokozuna to the mat tomorrow with a brand-new red, white and blue 1993 Chevrolet pick-up.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Barry Horowitz and Brian Costello. We see pre-recorded comments from The Steiner Brothers. Scott says that they will slam Yokozuna at The Stars and Stripes Challenge, and Ric says they are proud Americans and that there will be a celebration this Sunday. After the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler says The Steiner Brothers - and the "M" on their jackets - remind him of Mickey Mouse as he draws on the Magistrator, and calls them "Mickey Mouse champions."

We see a one-screen advertisement for tomorrow's Stars and Stripes Challenge.

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Reno Riggins in a match. Jim Ross guests on commentary for this match, which was taped before Monday Night Raw.

Next week on Superstars: Doink vs. Crush!

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Rudy Gonzales. During the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler leaves the commentary table to re-polish his crown.

Boni Blackwell interviews Bret "Hit Man" Hart. He says he doesn't concern himself about slamming Yokozuna, and knows he can't slam him but knows he can beat him. He says that Yokozuna would have been excellently executed with the Sharpshooter at WrestleMania 9 if it were not for Mr. Fuji, and he would have still been WWF Champion. He has one message for "The King" Jerry Lawler, whom he calls "The Dairy Queen," and promises that he will destroy him, wipe him out and obliterate every little bit of everything he stands for after what he did to him after the King of the Ring Tournament. He says Lawler will be excellently executed, as he is the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be and the King of the Ring.

We see another one-screen advertisement for tomorrow's Stars and Stripes Challenge.

We see a vignette for Men on a Mission (Mabel, Mo, Oscar), who are coming to the WWF next week on Superstars.

Adam Bomb beats Jay Sledge. Before the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler comes back to the commentary table, his crown re-polished.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises The Stars and Stripes Challenge at the USS Intrepid in New York City, New York for tomorrow afternoon. He then interviews Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji for Face To Face. Fuji says he and Yokozuna are celebrating their championship victory against Hulk Hogan by challenging American professional athletes to body slam the 550-lb. Yokozuna. Fuji says all these athletes will make a big fool of themselves when they fail to slam Yokozuna onto the mat.

Next week: Results from The Stars and Stripes Challenge! Shawn Michaels!

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