We see footage from last Sunday, July 4th at The Stars and Stripes Challenge at the USS Intrepid. Many American pro athletes tried, and even a few Superstars, but none could slam Yokozuna. Crush came close but was forced to put him down, and even "Macho Man" Randy Savage could not do it. All of sudden, a helicopter lands, and Lex Luger - no longer a narcissist and dressed in blue jeans and an American flag shirt - climbs out and heads to the ring. Fuji tells Luger that the contest is over, he says that ever since King of the Ring, Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna have been under his skin. He says there is nothing wrong with America, but he says there is something with "blood-sucking leeches" like Mr. Fuji and Yokozuna putting American down. Fuji spits on Luger, then Luger grabs Fuji and tosses him out of the ring. After hitting him with the steel-plated forearm, Luger picks Yokozuna up and slams him into the mat to thunderous applause.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Rock Warner and W.T. Jones. During the match, it is announced that the newest issue of WWF Magazine - with Bret Hart on the cover and photos of The Smoking Gunns inside - will be available on newsstands this Tuesday.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises Monday Night Raw for July 19th at the Manhattan Center in midtown Manhattan, New York. Men on a Mission (Mabel, Oscar, Mo) will debut there, and "The King" Jerry Lawler will host an edition of The King's Court with special guest, singer and musician Tiny Tim. Also, The Undertaker will face Mr. Hughes one-on-one. He also advertises a show at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Friday, August 13, where Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against Bret "Hit Man" Hart in a Steel Cage Match. Hart and Yokozuna (with Mr. Fuji) are interviewed for Face To Face. Hart appreciates the fact that Yokozuna was slammed on the USS Intrepid, and says it proves anything is possible. He says that Madison Square Garden is like his backyard, and a Steel Cage Match, despite being very dangerous, has to work in his favor as 550 lbs. has a lot of trouble climbing out of the cage and a lot of trouble "getting that big butt through the door." Even better, Mr. Fuji can't stick his nose in his business, as he has Yokozuna all to himself. Mr. Fuji is angry with WWF President Jack Tunney booking this match, as all Bret has to do is run away to win the title. He promises that Bret will pay.
Before the next match, Doink appears on the video screen, saying Crush is so stupid that he does not know if there is one Doink, two Doinks, four Doinks or even sixteen Doinks. As Doink speaks, Doink pops up out of the ring and stands behind Crush. The Doink on the video screen says Crush should be concerned with the Doink behind him instead. The Doink in the ring gets a cheap shot, starting the next match.
Crush beats Doink by count-out. After the match, Crush tosses Doink out of the ring when he gets back in for more, and is kept out of the ring by the referee. As Crush watches Doink leave, another Doink pops up from underneath the ring and attacks Crush from behind with a stick. The real Doink gets back in the ring, and both Doinks take the boots to Crush as referees try to stop them.
The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) vs. Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) for the WWF Tag Team Championships: next week on Superstars!
Shawn Michaels beats Kevin Krueger. During the match, it is announced that an article featuring Shawn Michaels and Mr. Perfect is in the newest issue of WWF Magazine, available on newsstands this Tuesday.
On the SummerSlam Report, Bret "Hit Man" Hart tells "The King" Jerry Lawler that he wanted a fight and that Lawler had to start one with the Hit Man. He started a war, and he has now started a fire underneath him that only he can put out, and that Lawler started something only he can finish. Lawler may have assaulted him at King of the Ring and ruined the coronation ceremony, but when he steps in the ring with him at SummerSlam, Lawler will be in the ring with a totally different breed of cat. He will wipe Lawler out and destroy him, and he will take him to the gallows, where he will be excellently executed.
Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Chad Miller and Mitch Bishop in their WWF debut, which also debuts the rapping skills of Oscar.
"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises the show at Madison Square Garden in New York City on Friday, August 13. Mr. Perfect, Tatanka and Marty Jannetty meet Shawn Michaels, Diesel and Bam Bam Bigelow in a six-man tag match, while "Macho Man' Randy Savage will face "The King" Jerry Lawler. Back at the commentary table, Vince McMahon hypes the match up. Lawler says he has proved who the only king of the World Wrestling Federation and will prove it at SummerSlam, and says Savage will be a warm-up. Savage says there will be "rockin' and reelin' and dancin' on the ceilin'" at Madison Square Garden, but Lawler says he will be the party pooper. Lawler then tells all the New Yorkers to get down on their hands and knees and kiss his feet, and bow down to the real king of wrestling. He says Savage will be doing the same thing, and that he will stick his scepter so far down his throat, they will need a crane to pull it out.
Next week: Lex Luger! The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) vs. Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster)!
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Saturday, January 16, 1993
Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for January 16, 1993
Razor Ramon quickly beats Buck Zumhofe. During the match, it is announced that Mr. Perfect is on the cover of the current issue of WWF Magazine, and that there is an article on Razor Ramon inside.
It is announced that the official WWF Royal Rumble program will be on newsstands this Tuesday.
Slick says it's a shame how Harvey Wippleman and Kim Chee have abused Kamala. He knows he interfered, but he is a peaceful man and will not fight back, and he wants to help Kamala see the light just like he has, and asks the fans to embrace and reach out to him to help him down the righteous path. Harvey Wippleman says Kamala hasn't been the same since his Casket Match against The Undertaker at Survivor Series, and that he will never be the same once Kim Chee is done with him. He also says the WWF will never be the same after he drops the big bomb.
The Nasty Boys (Knobbs and Saggs) beat two unnamed wrestlers. During the match, the clown from earlier this week, now identified as Doink, shows up with his arm in a sling and interacts with some fans near the guardrail in the aisle. We also see pre-recorded footage of The Nasty Boys saying they want Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) at Royal Rumble, and that they are confirmed for the Royal Rumble match.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart is on the cover of WWF Wrestling Spotlight, available on newsstands this Tuesday.
Raymond Rougeau interviews "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. Shawn says that "Sensational" Sherri Martel will be in the corner of a guy who she is madly and passionately in love with - him, of course - and not in the corner of a man who viciously attacked her with a mirror like Marty Jannetty. As for Jannetty, everybody knows he is the man that carried the team and carried him through his entire career, and at Royal Rumble, he will be carried for the last time, and out of the building.
Crush beats W.T. Jones with the Cranium Crusher. During the match, Doink shows up again. We also see pre-recorded footage where Crush says he is training harder and stronger than before for the Royal Rumble match. After the match, Crush confronts Doink, who tries to hand him a flower and asks Crush not to hit him. Crush takes it and interacts with fans, then Doink rips off a cast and reveals there is a plastic arm underneath, and beats Crush with it from behind until he is unconscious. Referees and officials have to get Doink away from Crush and to the back. An EMT crew and ambulance is conveniently at the arena to place Crush on a stretcher.
Sean Mooney announces a show at San Jose State University on January 25th, where Earthquake will take on Yokozuna, Big Boss Man and Tatanka join forces against Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) for the WWF Tag Team Championships and Bret "Hit Man" Hart faces Bam Bam Bigelow. We then see pre-recorded comments from Bam Bam Bigelow, who knows that Bret is on a heavy schedule and that he has the brawn, the guts and the stamina to take the WWF Championship from Bret. Bigelow that says that the bigger they are, the harder they fall, but the smaller Bret is, the farther he will fly. We also see pre-recorded comments from Big Boss Man and Tatanka. Big Boss Man says that thinking about Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) makes his blood boil, but he's going to try to be calm and cool, as he knows Money Inc. can't buy him and Tatanka and that they will take the tag team titles from them. Tatanka says he and Big Boss Man represent law, truth and justice, which he believes in. He then says Money Inc. represents the government, which hurt his ancestors hundreds of years ago, and promises to avenge his ancestors by taking the tag team titles.
It is reported that Crush has regained consciousness on his way to a hospital.
Yokozuna quickly beats an unnamed wrestler. Before the match begins, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji, who says that Yokozuna will win the Royal Rumble match. After the match, it is announced that Crush is fully mobilized and that he is about to be placed in an ambulance.
It is announced that The Undertaker, The Beserker, Papa Shango, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Irwin R. Schyster, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The King' Jerry Lawler, Carlos Colon, Virgil, Bob Backlund, Yokozuna, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Tatanka, "The Model" Rick Martel, Earthquake, Brian Knobbs and Jerry Saggs, The Headshrinkers, Mr. Perfect, Typhoon, The Great Tenryu, "El Matador" Tito Santana, Repo Man, Damien Demento, Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart will all be in the Royal Rumble Match. Ric Flair says that he beat 29 of the best in an hour and ten minutes last year, and that he will repeat it again this year. Bob Backlund says that he and 30 other men all want to wrestle the WWF Champion at WrestleMania 9, but he has plans of his own and that he wants to be the one to do it. Damien Demento's voices tell him that he will win the Rumble. Big Boss Man tells Bam Bam Bigelow that he is 6'7" and 330 pounds of the meanest lawman to ever walk the earth and that he won't let him run roughshod over him. At Royal Rumble, he will make Bam Bam serve hard time. During the Royal Rumble report, we learn that Crush is finally placed in a waiting ambulance. It is noted that his left hand is moving, but not much else.
Tatanka quickly beats Tom Bennett. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments where Tatanka announce he is the first Native American to participate in the Royal Rumble, and he promises that he will win the Royal Rumble match and take on the WWF Champion.
Sean Mooney says that the responds on WWF Headlock on Hunger for the Somalia Relief Fund, with WWF making the cause public in a recent press conference at Madison Square Garden, where the WWF announced that they would donate a minimum of $100,000 to the cause. All proceeds from the January 29th event at the Garden will benefit the Somalia Relief Fund. Donations can be sent to the American Red Cross Somalia Relief Fund at P.O. Box 9131, Church St. Station, New York, New York 10256. It is also announced that WWF will perform at the Oakland Coliseum Arena on Saturday night, February 13th, and that more info on that show will be available next week. We then see pre-recorded comments from Razor Ramon, who says that he is the future WWF Champion. He says he's a nice guy and will give The Undertaker and Paul Bearer at the title if he wins, and tells Bearer to bring "that big, ugly stiff" to San Jose, California because everybody knows he's not just the WWF Champion, but the people's champion.
Next week: an update on the condition of Crush!
It is announced that the official WWF Royal Rumble program will be on newsstands this Tuesday.
Slick says it's a shame how Harvey Wippleman and Kim Chee have abused Kamala. He knows he interfered, but he is a peaceful man and will not fight back, and he wants to help Kamala see the light just like he has, and asks the fans to embrace and reach out to him to help him down the righteous path. Harvey Wippleman says Kamala hasn't been the same since his Casket Match against The Undertaker at Survivor Series, and that he will never be the same once Kim Chee is done with him. He also says the WWF will never be the same after he drops the big bomb.
The Nasty Boys (Knobbs and Saggs) beat two unnamed wrestlers. During the match, the clown from earlier this week, now identified as Doink, shows up with his arm in a sling and interacts with some fans near the guardrail in the aisle. We also see pre-recorded footage of The Nasty Boys saying they want Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) at Royal Rumble, and that they are confirmed for the Royal Rumble match.
Bret "Hit Man" Hart is on the cover of WWF Wrestling Spotlight, available on newsstands this Tuesday.
Raymond Rougeau interviews "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels. Shawn says that "Sensational" Sherri Martel will be in the corner of a guy who she is madly and passionately in love with - him, of course - and not in the corner of a man who viciously attacked her with a mirror like Marty Jannetty. As for Jannetty, everybody knows he is the man that carried the team and carried him through his entire career, and at Royal Rumble, he will be carried for the last time, and out of the building.
Crush beats W.T. Jones with the Cranium Crusher. During the match, Doink shows up again. We also see pre-recorded footage where Crush says he is training harder and stronger than before for the Royal Rumble match. After the match, Crush confronts Doink, who tries to hand him a flower and asks Crush not to hit him. Crush takes it and interacts with fans, then Doink rips off a cast and reveals there is a plastic arm underneath, and beats Crush with it from behind until he is unconscious. Referees and officials have to get Doink away from Crush and to the back. An EMT crew and ambulance is conveniently at the arena to place Crush on a stretcher.
Sean Mooney announces a show at San Jose State University on January 25th, where Earthquake will take on Yokozuna, Big Boss Man and Tatanka join forces against Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) for the WWF Tag Team Championships and Bret "Hit Man" Hart faces Bam Bam Bigelow. We then see pre-recorded comments from Bam Bam Bigelow, who knows that Bret is on a heavy schedule and that he has the brawn, the guts and the stamina to take the WWF Championship from Bret. Bigelow that says that the bigger they are, the harder they fall, but the smaller Bret is, the farther he will fly. We also see pre-recorded comments from Big Boss Man and Tatanka. Big Boss Man says that thinking about Money Inc. ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase and Irwin R. Schyster) makes his blood boil, but he's going to try to be calm and cool, as he knows Money Inc. can't buy him and Tatanka and that they will take the tag team titles from them. Tatanka says he and Big Boss Man represent law, truth and justice, which he believes in. He then says Money Inc. represents the government, which hurt his ancestors hundreds of years ago, and promises to avenge his ancestors by taking the tag team titles.
It is reported that Crush has regained consciousness on his way to a hospital.
Yokozuna quickly beats an unnamed wrestler. Before the match begins, we see pre-recorded comments from Mr. Fuji, who says that Yokozuna will win the Royal Rumble match. After the match, it is announced that Crush is fully mobilized and that he is about to be placed in an ambulance.
It is announced that The Undertaker, The Beserker, Papa Shango, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Irwin R. Schyster, "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, "The King' Jerry Lawler, Carlos Colon, Virgil, Bob Backlund, Yokozuna, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Tatanka, "The Model" Rick Martel, Earthquake, Brian Knobbs and Jerry Saggs, The Headshrinkers, Mr. Perfect, Typhoon, The Great Tenryu, "El Matador" Tito Santana, Repo Man, Damien Demento, Koko B. Ware and "The Rocket" Owen Hart will all be in the Royal Rumble Match. Ric Flair says that he beat 29 of the best in an hour and ten minutes last year, and that he will repeat it again this year. Bob Backlund says that he and 30 other men all want to wrestle the WWF Champion at WrestleMania 9, but he has plans of his own and that he wants to be the one to do it. Damien Demento's voices tell him that he will win the Rumble. Big Boss Man tells Bam Bam Bigelow that he is 6'7" and 330 pounds of the meanest lawman to ever walk the earth and that he won't let him run roughshod over him. At Royal Rumble, he will make Bam Bam serve hard time. During the Royal Rumble report, we learn that Crush is finally placed in a waiting ambulance. It is noted that his left hand is moving, but not much else.
Tatanka quickly beats Tom Bennett. During the match, we see pre-recorded comments where Tatanka announce he is the first Native American to participate in the Royal Rumble, and he promises that he will win the Royal Rumble match and take on the WWF Champion.
Sean Mooney says that the responds on WWF Headlock on Hunger for the Somalia Relief Fund, with WWF making the cause public in a recent press conference at Madison Square Garden, where the WWF announced that they would donate a minimum of $100,000 to the cause. All proceeds from the January 29th event at the Garden will benefit the Somalia Relief Fund. Donations can be sent to the American Red Cross Somalia Relief Fund at P.O. Box 9131, Church St. Station, New York, New York 10256. It is also announced that WWF will perform at the Oakland Coliseum Arena on Saturday night, February 13th, and that more info on that show will be available next week. We then see pre-recorded comments from Razor Ramon, who says that he is the future WWF Champion. He says he's a nice guy and will give The Undertaker and Paul Bearer at the title if he wins, and tells Bearer to bring "that big, ugly stiff" to San Jose, California because everybody knows he's not just the WWF Champion, but the people's champion.
Next week: an update on the condition of Crush!
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