Layin' da SmackDown!
Welcome to Layin' da SmackDown, the SmackDown recap of the wrestling blog! What action happens out of the greatest two-hour wrestling show on TV today? Find out here!
Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) enter the ring. they have not gone soft. Also, Kane will win the Royal Rumble despite losing all 13 he's been in. He and D-Bry argue over who will win when Big Show enters the ring. He mocks them and says their plans should involve retiring, and calls Alberto Del Rio a "cockroach" before saying he'll squish him Sunday. He also threatens to squish Team Hell No if they don't leave the ring. Team Hell No won't budge, and Team Rhodes Scholars (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes) show up. They assure they will be the new WWE Tag Team Champions...then they propose an alliance with Big Show as they'll all be champions by next week. Before they can decimate Team Hell No post-haste, Alberto Del Rio shows up and evens the odds as he argues with Big Show. Booker T shows up and stop sit before it can go anywhere. Team Hell No and Alberto Del Rio will take on Team Rhodes Scholars and Big Show in a six-man elimination tag match tonight. Team Rhodes Scholars flees immediately, while Big Show walks away after taking on both his opponents and Ricardo Rodriguez.
Sheamus beats Wade Barrett.
Primo and Epico, The Great Khali and Hornswoggle all join in on commentary. The Great Khali confirms he'll be in the Royal Rumble.
Natalya beats Rosa Mendes with the Sharpshooter after Hornswoggle makes fun of Rosa's dancing.
CM Punk shows up with Paul Heyman. After gloating about how good he is, he mentions The Shield. Paul Heyman reads a letter by Vince McMahon stating CM Punk will be stripped of the WWE Championship if The Shield interferes Sunday. He's fixing this problem by calling out The Shield, then grabbing a chair and sitting down to wait uunitl they arrive. He doesn't even get a chance to sit down when The Shield's music and the three men - Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns - enter the ring from the audience. Punk tells them he's never asked them for anything, and his losing the WWE title would be a great injustice if they interfered. He's the best in the world. He'll do it himself, and if they stand for justice, then they'll never cross paths again. The Shield leave. CM Punk says "That's how a champ takes care of business!" then says he'll beat The Rock and calls the crowd "inferior." When Punk says he's the greatest of all time, The Rock shows up. The Rock calls Punk a liar who works for The Shield, and that he'll win Sunday.
Randy Orton beats Drew McIntyre by disqualification after Jinder Mahal. Jinder, Drew and Heath Slater all get RKO'd as a result.
CM Punk shows up with Paul Heyman. After gloating about how good he is, he mentions The Shield. Paul Heyman reads a letter by Vince McMahon stating CM Punk will be stripped of the WWE Championship if The Shield interferes Sunday. He's fixing this problem by calling out The Shield, then grabbing a chair and sitting down to wait uunitl they arrive. He doesn't even get a chance to sit down when The Shield's music and the three men - Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns - enter the ring from the audience. Punk tells them he's never asked them for anything, and his losing the WWE title would be a great injustice if they interfered. He's the best in the world. He'll do it himself, and if they stand for justice, then they'll never cross paths again. The Shield leave. CM Punk says "That's how a champ takes care of business!" then says he'll beat The Rock and calls the crowd "inferior." When Punk says he's the greatest of all time, The Rock shows up. The Rock calls Punk a liar who works for The Shield, and that he'll win Sunday.
Randy Orton beats Drew McIntyre by disqualification after Jinder Mahal. Jinder, Drew and Heath Slater all get RKO'd as a result.
Antonio Cesaro guests on commentary for the next match.
The Miz beats Darren Young with the Figure Four Leglock. Miz and Antonio Cesaro stare each other down after the match.
Team Hell No (Daniel Bryan and Kane) and Alberto Del Rio beat Team Rhodes Scholars (Damien Sandow and Cody Rhodes) and Big Show after Del Rio eliminates Big Show by count-out and makes quick work of Rhodes. Big Show then attacks Del Rio after the match, and topples the commentary table over Del Rio, much like Del Rio did to him two weeks ago. Big Show counts to ten in both English and Spanish before workers have to move the table off of Del Rio.
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