Saturday, January 5, 2013

Saturday Morning Slam Masters - Saturday Morning Slam recap for January 5, 2013

Natalya interviews Daniel Bryan and Kane backstage. Kane says they are the tag team champions, but Daniel Bryan wants to know who 3MB is, as he has never seen them play a single musical instrument. Kane unenthusiastically says that he is ecstatic to be on Saturday Morning Slam, and Daniel Bryan says he can never tell when Kane is kidding. When Daniel Bryan asks Kane if he didn't get enough sleep, Kane says he doesn't sleep, then Daniel Bryan says he is thrilled to be here and that he will be watching Kane backstage. When Daniel Bryan asks if Kane will do the same for him, Kane responds "maybe," and Daniel Bryan asks what else there is do on a Saturday morning. Kane says "the usual" - scaring people and creating havoc - then leaves.

SmackDown General Manager Booker T guests on commentary this week.

Kane beats Jinder Mahal. During the match, 3MB (Heath Slater, Jinder, Drew McIntyre) try to execute the same strategy they implemented in Heath Slater's match against John Cena, but this time Daniel Bryan shows up and stops it. Slater, McIntyre and Daniel Bryan all get off the apron when told to by referee Scott Armstrong, then Kane hits the clothesline from the top rope for the win. Slater and McIntyre confront Daniel Bryan and Kane after the match, and Scott Armstrong has to keep both sides apart.

Daniel Bryan tells us: Don't Try This.

Daniel Bryan beats Heath Slater with the No! Lock.

Natalya interviews Damien Sandow backstage. Sandow says that he is usually a "post-meridian Superstar," but he will perform on Saturday Morning Slam in the ante-meridian to clean up the "rubbish" he has seen on Saturday morning, and says that anyone who owns a television set should be embarrassed by it. Therefore, he will be in the ring and bringing school to Saturday Morning. Randy Orton shows up and gives Sandow a spelling lesson: RKO. He tells Sandow he will see him in the ring next week.

Now go watch 3MB call out The Rolling Stones!

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