Monday, June 21, 1999

Nitro-Glycerin - Monday Nitro recap for June 21, 1999

A black Hummer shows up, and "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Sid Vicious, Gorgeous George, Miss Madness and Madusa walk out. Meanwhile, a limousine parks nearby, and out comes Kevin Nash, who quickly goes after the Hummer, which quickly speeds away.

We see a performance by The Nitro Girls.

Lodi meets Lenny Lane backstage, who is picking between the purple and the yellow trunks, and Lodi says that he likes the purple trunks. Lenny Lane has a big match tonight against a big man in Meng. Lenny says he can last a long time and has great stamina, and that he can outlast Meng as Lodi gives him a shoulder massage. Lenny tells Lodi he has good thumbs.

Psychosis vs. Kidman ends after "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Sid Vicious, Gorgeous George, Madusa and Miss Madness show up and Sid choke slams Kidman before hitting Psychosis with a big boot to the ribs. Kidman and Psychosis end up being at the mercy of Sid and Savage, and Psychosis eats a powerbomb before Sting runs into the ring, causing Sid and Savage along with the rest of their entourage. Sting helps Kidman up before Kevin Nash walks towards the ring. Nash asks Sting why he didn't lay a hand on Sid and Savage, and says he watched him get out of a black Hummer and grab Rick Steiner last week. Sting tells Nash he was not driving the Hummer that night. Nash tells Sting he is not accusing him of anything, but if he finds out it is him, he will be dealing with him. Nash then leaves the ring.

Backstage, WCW President "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and WCW Vice President "Rowdy" Roddy Piper makes a match between the team of Sid Vicious and "Macho Man" Randy Savage and the team of Kevin Nash and Sting the main event of Bash at the Beach. Rowdy then proposes Sid vs. Sting for tonight. Flair loves the idea, and they head off to make the announcement.

Meng beats Lenny Lane by pinfall with the Tongan Death Grip after grabbing Lenny Lane with it from the top rope. During the match, Lodi shows up and watches the match from ringside. He ends up helping Lenny out of the ring after the match.

We see another performance by The Nitro Girls.

The No Limit Soldiers enter the ring for a birthday celebration. Master P says today is a special today, as it is is the birthday of his little brother, fellow hip-hop artist Silkk The Shocker. A fan with a fake afro is brought into the ring to sing "Happy Birthday." Suddenly, Curt Hennig shows up with a gift, and says that he comes in peace as The No Limit Soldiers block his entrance to the ring. Master P tells he had better not be playing any games. Hennig is allowed entrance into the ring, and tells him that he is terribly sorry about what happened and that he understands the message that he is sending to everyone. He has brought a present for the party to make amends, and allows Master P to open it. Master P tells Hennig to open it, which he does. Inside is a custom-made cowboy hat, which Silkk says he has always wanted before stomping on it. Master P then takes the birthday and throws it at Hennig, and when Hennig tries to get back in, he is pelted with another cake.

Eddie Guerrero beats Juventud Guerrera in his first match in months since being injured in a car crash. Before the match, Juvi welcomes Eddie back, but Eddie responds by slapping him in the face. Eddie wins the match by readying Juvi for a Gory Special before spinning him around and hitting a neckbreaker before going for a frog splash.

Before the next match, Ernest "The Cat" Miller allows Prince Iaukea five seconds before he shoves one of his red shoes...somewhere. Prince Iaukea hits The Cat with a forearm, and the match begins.

Ernest "The Cat" Miller beats Prince Iaukea with a roundhouse kick with the red dancing shoe.

Booker T beats Kanyon by disqualification after Diamond Dallas Page and Bam Bam Bigelow interfere. After the match, Kanyon hits Booker T with the Flatliner before referee Nick Patrick eats a Diamond Cutter and Booker eats an assisted Diamond Cutter.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund interviews WCW President "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and WCW Vice President "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, who are accompanied by Asya and "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson. Piper says nobody has ever called him a saint, but if he was on the New Orleans Saints, they might have had a chance at the Super Bowl. He says that he is here to stir some gumbo, and that the reality check is getting bigger all the time. He says he is here to deal with "the Y2K kid problem," and says that Buff Bagwell whines about why he is not the main event, and says he is as irritating as Austin Powers' front teeth. He says that he is a vampire and Buff has no wooden stake. He also says that Buff is a liar when he says that he beat Flair, and says he is getting awfully tired of his whining and lying, and if he comes around, he will slap the snot out of him. Until then, he and Flair will be partying in New Orleans, Louisiana. Flair says that either he has a lot of grandchildren in the audience, or they still want to ride Space Mountain tonight. Flair tells Buff that he represents what he detests, as he is a punk walking into the back door with his hand open looking for a free lick. Last week, Piper asked him if he could be President of WCW, and he told him that he has been told that at his age, he could drop dead at any time. Last night, Buff's girlfriend called him room and asked him why they call him "Space Mountain," and told that after he is done with the chicken and the Diet Cokes, he can show her why. He then goes on to boast that he almost died on Buff Bagwell's girlfriend that night, which leads to Buff Bagwell getting into the ring and forearming Flair before being ambushed by Piper. Flair punches Buff Bagwell in the gut, then chops him. Flair tells Bagwell that tonight, he has both him and Piper all by himself if he thinks he can beat him. He then declares that this is a match, and referee Mickey Jay rings the bell.

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper beat Buff Bagwell. During the match, Dean Malenko gets into the ring, and referee Mickey Jay allows Malenko to be part of the match, effectively making it a tag team match. Malenko is able to make his way in, but as Mickey Jay is dealing with Buff Bagwell, "The Enforcer" Arn Anderson tries to attack Malenko only to fall victim to the Texas Cloverleaf. Piper pulls an illegal object out of his trunks, put it over his hand and knocks out Buff as "The Enforcer" is still in the Texas Cloverleaf, then puts Flair's arm over Buff's chest for the three count.

We see another performance by The Nitro Girls.

Before the next match, Rey Mysterio Jr. gives a shout-out to the newest members of the newest members of The No Limit Soldiers, Brad Armstrong and Chase Tatum.

Konnan and Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Diamond Dallas Page and Bam Bam Bigelow for the WCW World Tag Team Championships ends when Curt Hennig, Barry Windham and Bobby Duncum Jr. show up and attack Konnan and Rey Mysterio Jr. "The Crippler" Chris Benoit and Saturn run in and go after DDP and Benoit, then the rest of The No Limit Soldiers and Master P rush in and clear the ring. Diamond Dallas Page and Bam Bam Bigelow retain the WCW World Tag Team Championships.

Sting beats Sid Vicious by disqualification. During the match, "Macho Man" Randy Savage shows up with Madusa, Gorgeous George and Miss Madness, and Savage talks strategy with Sid Vicious. Later on, Savage attacks Sting, then sends referee Johnny Boone out of the ring before he and Savage double-team Sting. Before Sid can powerbomb Sting, he and Savage run out of the ring after Lex Luger shows up and runs into the ring with a steel chair. Sid and Savage get steel chairs of their own, and Savage says Sting is lower than any snake that he ever seen in his life, while Luger is standing next to a dead man. He says that they are in his scope, and he and Sid will not stop until both of them are victims. Sid Vicious tells Sting and Luger they will feel the madness and believe him before it is over with, and they will become symbols of victory for both him and Savage.

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