Sunday, April 28, 1996

In Your House 7: Good Friends, Better Enemies - The Results

"Wildman" Marc Mero beats The 1-2-3 Kid by disqualification on the Free For All after interference from Hunter Hearst Helmsley. During the match, Hunter Hearst Helmsley slowly chases Sable around the ring, but Mero notices and stops him, and another official orders Helmsley back to the back. This doesn't stop Helmsley from rushing back in and attacking Mero along with The 1-2-3 Kid. Helmsley then drives Mero into the mat with the Pedigree. All the while, Helmsley is occasionally seen giving the horns, and The 1-2-3 Kid does the same as he leaves along with Helmsley and "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase.

Dok Hendrix interviews The Ultimate Warrior, who says he has a mission to fulfill tonight and bring the spirit of the Warrior out of the Intercontinental Championship. Marlena shows up and blows cigarette smoke into the Warrior's face, which gets him all fired up.

Before the first match, Clarence Mason, Jim Cornette and Owen Hart show up with The British Bulldog with an official court document. Jake "The Snake" Roberts brings Revelations with him, but he finds out that he can't bring Revelations to the ring thanks to Clarence Mason. Roberts tears up the document and sic Revelations on Cornette, Mason, Owen Hart and The Bulldog. Unfortunately, he has to take Revelations to the back, but when he returns, he returns with Ahmed Johnson.

The British Bulldog and Owen Hart beat Jake "The Snake" Roberts and Ahmed Johnson after The British Bulldog whacks Roberts in the knee with Jim Cornette's tennis racket while the ref is distracted by Owen and Ahmed before putting Roberts in a leg lock.

"Wildman" Marc Mero and The 1-2-3 Kid can be seen talking on the WWF Superstar Line.

Goldust and Marlena come out with a big man in a suit and hat on their way to the ring. It is also noted that Goldust's knee is wrapped up.

When The Ultimate Warrior shows up, Goldust doesn't want to get in the ring with him. He, Marlena and the unknown guy in the suit - perhaps a bodyguard - try to leave, but Warrior plays mind games by smoking Marlena's cigar and sitting in Marlena's director's chair with Goldust's robe and wig draped on the back. Goldust grabs the mic and tells everyone that if they don't shut up, he'll kiss every single person there. The crowd responds by calling Goldust a "faggot." (The author wishes he was making this last part up.) Afer several minutes, Warrior gives Marlena her cigar back, then tries to hand Goldust back his robe, and Goldust puts it back on. He then lets Goldust sit in his chair, then Marlena lets Warrior have a drag on her cigar. Goldust tries to turn Warrior on, and when he extends his hand, Warrior places the burnt end of the cigar on the back of Goldust's hands. Goldust and Marlena retreat, and Warrior throws the director's chair out of the ring. Goldust is counted out and retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship, making The Ultimate Warrior the winner, then Warrior chases the bodyguard into the ring. The bodyguard ries to attack the Warrior, but the Warrior makes short work of him. Warrior then celebrates his victory while wearing Goldust's wig and the bodyguard's hat.

Dok Hendrix is in the back, where The British Bulldog and Owen Hart are trying to get into "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels' dressing room.

Vader beats Razor Ramon. After the match, Dok Hendrix tells Jim Cornette and Vader that Vader's next opponent at the next In Your House on May 26th is Yokozuna. Cornette tells Yokozuna he's walking into the danger zone next, and this time Vader will destroy Yokozuna's entire body.

Paul Bearer and The Undertaker are live on America On-Line.

Tonight's highlighted WWF store item is a sport shirt and hat set that comes in three variations: "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels, Ultimate Warrior and The Undertaker. Only $39.95 plus shipping and handling!

The Bodydonnas (Zip and Skip) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Godwinns (Henry O. and Phineas I. Godwinn) after Sunny distracts Phineas, Hillbilly Jim and the referee with a signed picture of herself, which almost gets Sunny slopped. During the distraction, Henry O. Godwinn fails to get the pinfall off the Slop Drop, and Zip and Skip switch places to pull the old switcheroo on Henry. The signed picture is placed in the slop bucket, but Phineas pulls it out and puts it in his overalls after the match.

In Your House is coming back to pay-per-view on May 26th!

"Wildman" Marc Mero will take on Hunter Hearst Helmsley at the next In Your House. He tells Dok Hendrix that Hunter Hearst Helmsley stuck his silver spoon where it didn't belong. He tells Hunter he has unleashed the beast within, and that he will find out what the Wildman is made of.

The first 2500 people who send in their proof of purchase of tonight's In Your House via their cable or satellite bill can win a phone card with five free minutes of long distance phone calling.

Mad Dog Vachon can be seen in the front row before the next match.

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels retains the WWF Championship against Diesel in a No Holds Barred Match. During the match, Diesel gets his hands on Mad Dog Vachon, rips off his prosthetic leg and tries to use it against Michaels, but Michaels hits Diesel with a low blow and turns the tables with the prosthetic leg before hitting Sweet Chin Music for the win.

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