Saturday, April 30, 1994

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for April 30, 1994

Mabel beats Jim Massenger. During the match, it is announced that Mr. Perfect has been suspended indefinitely for not abiding by his contract and refusing to face Lex Luger. (In reality, Mr. Perfect's back issues have flared up again, stopping a feud between him and Luger from taking place.)

Diesel beats Razor Ramon to become the WWF Intercontinental Champion after Shawn Michaels removes a top turnbuckle pad and Diesel whips Razor Ramon into the exposed turnbuckle before hitting the Jackknife Power Bomb for the win.

"The King" Jerry Lawler draws a truck running Razor Ramon over on the Magistrator.

Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Tony DeVito. Nikolai Volkoff is seen in the crowd after the match.

On the very first King of the Ring, King of the Ring, which airs Sunday, June 19th, will feature the eight-man single-elimination King of the Ring Tournament. Eight qualifying matches will dictate who heads to the tournament, and the first one is Scott Steiner vs. Irwin R. Schyster on next week's Superstars.

We see a vignette for Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, who says he has a lot of cleaning up to do in the World Wrestling Federation. He tells the opposition to watch out, as he is coming to clean house.

The Heavenly Bodies ("Doctor" Tom Prichard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Delrey) beat Mike Khoury and P.J. Walker.

"The King" Jerry Lawler interviews Dink. Dink shows up with a hat on his head and a catcher's mitt and baseball in his hands, and Lawler keeps the microphone out of his hands as he proceeds to make fun of him. Suddenly, Doink shows up with a big red box in his hands, and inside the box is a pair of pies. Instead of pie facing Lawler, however, he pie faces Dink. Doink then sprays silly string into the crowd before spraying it at Dink, then pulls out whipped creams and gets it all over Dink as well. Dink falls off the interview platform, then Doink pulls off his wig and make-up to reveal that he is really "Double J" Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett tells Doink that he would take matters into his own and hands and take control of the situation, and that is what he just did. He then says that if Doink wants to make a joke out of him, then he can be the best clown of them all. He then says that who laughs last, laughs best.

Mike Colb is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Jason Headings. During the match, "The King" Jerry Lawler makes fun of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper's recent visit to the Hospital for Sick Kids in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

Shawn Michaels and Diesel are seen leaving the arena in a white limo, where they stick their heads out of the sunroof at the back of the vehicle.

We see a traffic cop talk about a coffin falling out of a funeral procession vehicle and The Undertaker coming out of it.

Next week: "The Rocket" Owen Hart! The Heartbreak Hotel with special guest "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase! The 1-2-3 Kid! "Double J" Jeff Jarrett! Lex Luger! Scott Steiner vs. Irwin R. Schyster in a King of the Ring Tournament Qualifying Match!

Monday, April 25, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 25, 1994

Razor Ramon beats "Double J" by disqualification when Diesel shows up and attacks Razor Ramon, who is currently dealing with Shawn Michaels, who shows up to berate and mock Razor. Both Michaels and Diesel attack Razor some more, and Diesel even takes some time to stand on Razor as Michaels hands Diesel the Intercontinental title. Diesel takes the title and tells Razor he's coming for the belt before throwing it down on Razor's face.

Shawn Michaels says that Diesel is the real WWF Intercontinental Champion, and he's going to prove it. As for attacking Razor Ramon...why not? He plans to walk out of Superstars this week as Intercontinental champ.

Bam Bam Bigelow beats Tony DeVito. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews WWF President Jack Tunney via telephone. He plans to conduct a thorough investigation on Shawn Michaels and Diesel's recent actions. He also declares that The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) will be defending the WWF Tag Team Championships against The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) next Monday night on Raw.

Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) are not happy with WWF President Jack Tunney's decision.

Stanley Esposito, Mayor of Stamford, Connecticut, announces that WWF has raised $60,000 for the benefit of Stamford's Ferguson library during a wrestling event held in Stamford at the Terry Connors Ice Rink.

The Heavenly Bodies (Dr. Tom Pritchard and "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Ray) beat John Paul and Jason Headings. It is announced during the match that Mr. Perfect has been suspended indefinitely for failure to appear after recently backing out of Lex Luger's challenge by simply not showing up.

It's time for The King's Court. "The King" Jerry Lawler's guest this week is Nikolai Volkoff, who climbs over the barricade. Lawler mocks Volkoff's career and bad financial decisions of late, and Volkoff has to remind him he's an American citizen and that he still has his health and that he'll take him on anytime, and that he doesn't have to do it for the money. Lawler commands Volkoff to admit he's a broken down, old bum and to get on his knees and beg for a job, but Volkoff considers himself a honest, hard-working man, and tells Lawler he'd rather be behind the barricade with the crowd than in the ring with somebody like him.

The 1-2-3 Kid beats Duane Gill.

The Undertaker was sighted at a grocery store in the deli section. Is the Undertaker still alive?

King of the Ring is coming to pay-per-view on June 19th.

"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats Rich Myers with the Sharpshooter.

"Captain" Lou Albano is happy that the tag team title challenge is official, but Johnny Polo shows and tries to rain on his parade. That comes to an end when "Macho Man" Randy Savage gets his hands on Polo so Albano can get a free shot on him. The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) rush in to check on Polo to end the show.

Monday, April 18, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 18, 1994

Bret "Hitman" Hart beats Kwang with the Sharpshooter. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews "The Rocket" Owen Hart via telephone. Owen says he's beaten his brother Bret once, and he knows that he can beat his brother Bret again on the WrestleMania Revenge tour, especially for the WWF Championship.

Rye Playland Skating Rink got a visit recently from Joe Morris, Doink and Dink.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett beats PJ Walker.

Captain Lou Albano wants an answer from WWF President Jack Tunney on whether or not The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) take on The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.

The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Barry Hardy and Mike Khoury.

We get our first look at a garbageman named Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, who says he's coming to the WWF.

It's time for The King's Court. This week's guest is WWF Women's Champion, Alundra Blayze. Blayze comes out with a paper crown with the message "Lawler is a loser" on the face end. After some jokes at "The King" Jerry Lawler's expense, as well as Lawler noticing that Blayze is not wearing her championship belt, Lawler says he has a surprise for her: Luna Vachon. Vachon shows up, and while she may be the Authoress of Evil and the Princess of Mayhem, she isn't a thief and the WWF Women's Champion...though if she was champ, she'd have the belt with her. Blayze calls Luna a "closet champion" and kept the belt at home as that's the only way she could be champ. Blayze then challenges Luna to a match, right here, right now. Lawler adjourns the Court when it becomes obvious he doesn't want a catfight on his show, and tells Alundra Blayze to get out. As Blayze leaves,

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett takes on Razor Ramon next week on Raw.

Earthquake beats Mike Bell.

Irwin R. Schyster beats Major Yates with the Penalty.

Johnny Polo says The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) must not face The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) for the WWF Tag Team Championships.

Next week: Bam Bam Bigelow! The 1-2-3 Kid! "The Rocket" Owen Hart!

"The King" Jerry Lawler says he'll bring Nikolai Volkoff to "The King's Court" next week, even if he has to drag him out of the audience.

Monday, April 11, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 11, 1994

The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke), Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) ask the fans to vote for them to give them a shot at The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) and the WWF Tag Team Championships tonight.

"Macho Man" Randy Savage guests on commentary for this week.

Diesel beats Virgil.

"The King" Jerry Lawler shows up, sitting on a throne carried to the ring by Dwayne Gill, A.C. Connor (the future D'Lo Brown), Mike Khoury and Major Yates. Just before they go to break, they accidentally topple the thrown and The King comes tumbling down, hitting his forehead on the mat below.

After the break, "The King" Jerry Lawler threatens to slap the smile off of someone's face if they point and laugh one more time, but the crowd responds by doing just that. He almost calls The King's Court off out of embarrassment when Lex Luger shows up laughing at Lawler just as much as the crowd themselves. When Lawler asks Luger to sit down, he sits down in Lawler's throne instead of the bench (which he never sits in, as he stands the whole time along with Lawler). Luger says that Mr. Perfect's actions at WrestleMania 10 speak for themselves, and while he's made mistakes and owned up to them, says Perfect should have settled their beef before the match. He dares Perfect to put some action where his mouth is, so he can take him out once and for all.



Thurman "Sparky" Plugg beats Barry Horowitz. During the match, Vince McMahon interivews Mr. Perfect via telephone, and Perfect takes the time to vehemently defend himself.

Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) harass the staff at the WWF Hotline Headquarters, while The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke), Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) and The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) argue over who's going to face The Quebecers by popular vote.

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) find out they are defending the WWF Tag Team Championships against Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo).

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) when Mabel is preoccupied with Johnny Polo.

Bret "Hitman" Hart takes on Kwang next week on Raw!

Bill and Hilary Clinton host the annual White House Easter Egg Roll...and Doink and Dink are part of the proceedings along with The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke). Even Socks the Cat gets a lick from Butch and Luke.

Irwin R. Schyster shows up to tell everyone they have four days left to pay their taxes. He also warns Tatanka to pay the gift tax on the headdresses he was recently awarded.

We look back at "The King' Jerry Lawler falling off his throne from earlier tonight.

Monday, April 4, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for April 4, 1994

Adam Bomb and Earthquake had a heated verbal altercation before the show.

Gorilla Monsoon guests on commentary this week.

Earthquake beats Adam Bomb.

Lex Luger calls out Mr. Perfect for taking his grudge against him out on him at WrestleMania 10 and costing him the WWF Championship.

Gorilla Monsoon introduces and interviews Mr. Perfect, asking him to explain his actions at WrestleMania 10. He claims to have nothing against Lex Luger or Yokozuna, but says Lex Luger kept him from doing his job as the referee of the match. He says that if anyone has a problem with how he called, they're the ones with the problem. He then tells Lex Luger that if he touches him, he's gonna pay for it. Monsoon reminds Mr. Perfect that before all is said and done between Perfect and Luger, there will be a "Made In The U.S.A." stamp on the front of him just like how the back of his jacket says "Mr. Perfect."



Razor Ramon beats Austin Steele. During the match, it is mentioned that Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) won the WWF Tag Team Championships from The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) during the recent UK tour only to lose them back to The Quebecers two nights later.

Johnny Polo and The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) say they'll defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against anybody. Viewers get a chance to vote on who The Quebecers defend their titles against next week: The Bushwhackers (Butch and Luke), Men on a Mission (Mable and Mo), or The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn).

WrestleMania 10 will be available on Coliseum Home Video on May 4th.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett, Irwin R. Schyster, Samu, Fatu and "The Model" Rick Martel beat Tatanka, The 1-2-3 Kid, Thurman "Sparky" Plugg, Billy Gunn and Bart Gunn in a ten-man tag match originally scheduled for WrestleMania 10.



Shawn Michaels and Diesel introduce us to the Heartbreak Hotel, the hottest show in town where are there no vacancies and the place is booked solid. "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels calls himself sole proprietor and Diesel is the manager, and that there will be no pilfering of towels or five-fingering of ashtrays, or else someone will answer to Diesel. Michaels then focuses on Razor Ramon, telling him that he and Razor are just getting started, and says that Diesel wants to challenge Razor for the WWF Intercontinental Championship and bring it back to the Heartbreak Hotel. Michaels tells Razor that he can check out of the Heartbreak Hotel, but he can never leave.



Yokozuna beats Scott Powers.