Showing posts with label The Pump Line. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Pump Line. Show all posts

Sunday, May 17, 2026

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for May 17, 2026

Backstage, Bryce Saturn and Evan Daniels make fun of Jonny Loquasto and his brown suit before he comes out of the nearby bathroom. It is then revealed that they are at Loquasto's office. This leads to them making fun of Loquasto's jacket and Loquasto making fun of Evan Daniels' star suit, then Bryce Saturn wants to know when they will get a tag team title shot. Loquasto says they need a winning streak first. Loquasto then brings up Evan Daniels hitting Jack Cartwheel with the UWN Television Championship at Sunday Night Slam. Daniels says he sneezed and he was allergic to something, which causes him to accidentally hit Cartwheel. Loquasto also brings up Evan Daniels being pinned by Ray Jaz. This causes Daniels and Saturn to walk off, which is no big loss to Loquasto.



Vinny Pacifico beats Che Cabrera. During the match, Pacifico gets a bunch of energy drink into his mouth, and Bad Dude Tito shows up. Che Cabrera nearly runs into Bad Dude Tito, and when Vinny spits the energy drink, Cabrera ducks and Tito gets blasted. Vinny shoves Cabrera into Tito and grabs the tights on the ensuing schoolkid pin to win.



We hear from Christian Rosenberg and Alex Ace. Rosenberg says everyone has taken on Alex Ace all over the world and failed, and now he is United Wrestling Network. Rosenberg says that Alex Ace has no conscience, and tells everyone to be aware that destruction is in their destiny.



LiveDanger (Livewire Charlie and Danger Ross) beat The Pump Line ("The Ultimate Nightmare" G4 and "The Solution" Antonio Rivers).



Jack Cartwheel vs. "Main Evant" Evan Daniels for the UWN Television Championship from April's Sunday Night Slam is replayed.



Backstage, Mathias says a few weeks ago saying he was ready for "One in a Million" Maximilien, but he came up short not because he was ready, but because Jordan Castle helped him win. He says that he is on a warpath and taking out anyone in his way on the way back to the Heritage Championship. Mathias says that Maximilien beat him, but he did not win.



"One in a Million" Maximilien retains the UWN Heritage Championship against Royce Isaacs with a schoolkid pin out of the corner with his feet on the rope for leverage. As per pre-match stipulation, Royce Isaacs cannot challenge for the UWN Heritage Championship ever again.





Sunday, October 5, 2025

Championship Gold - Championship Wrestling recap for October 5, 2025

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews Fidel Bravo. Bravos says his mask has always been a part of me and was just waiting to be awoken, and now it is his year and that Chris Nasty had better be ready.

Fidel Bravo beats Chris Nasty.

Backstage, Jack Farmer interviews "Poppin'" EJ Sparks. Sparks says he is back by popular demand and feeling great, and while his match with Johnny United was the biggest match of his career, he is focused on his title match with José the Assassin, who he has a history with, and hopes for a good clean match and a successful title defense.

Delirium (Slade and McCallion) beat The Pump Line (Boa "the Constrictor" Silva and "The Solution" Antonio Rivers).

Jordan Castle is in the ring. He says that he made it very clear that "One in a Million" Maximilien was to be treated with respect upon his return, and demands total and complete silence from the loudly booing crowd. He states that Maximilien has been spending the last month bathing in golden sun while still maintaining a body that the fans do not and never will have before coming back for the competition. Jordan Castle proclaims that Maximilien is not looking for "table scraps" and is demanding "real competition" before demanding that Nearly Average Wrestling owner introducing Maximilien to the ring. After Maximilien enters the ring, Nearly Average Wrestling owner Shane Hartline shows up and states that "Outlandish" Zicky Dice will not be here tonight as the fans know him due to the contract that Hartline forced him to sign while he was unconscious. He then says that Zicky Dice has gotten a tune-up and that this is not a "Fake Diesel situation" before introducing "A Better Zicky Dice." A random guy in a Nearly Average Wrestling T-shirt shows up to be Maximilien's opponent. Maximilien immediately puts him in the Max Factor for the submission victory. After the match, Jordan Castle is furious that "a C-list actor and a circus freak" was the best United Wrestling Network had to offer, then says Maximilien is now 7-0 - which is lucky for Maximilien and unlucky for the rest of the locker room - and that if Maximilien does not get what he deserves, then he and Maximilien will take it for themselves. Shane Hartline has to drag the man he brought out for the match to the back, and when the man comes to, he thinks that he won.

Backstage, we hear from Brandon Cutler, who says that since he has donned "The Dragon," he has been undefeated and conquered the ring to the point that it is now his lair. He says that his opponent is a defending champion to an undefeated challenger and asks if he can stop him, and that the thing he stands to lose is what dragons love most: gold. Tonight, he will reign and he will rise.

"Main Evant" Evan Daniels retains the UWN Television Championship against Brandon Cutler after using the referee as a human shield so he can rake Cutler in the eyes to get the win and retain his title.