Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for March 15, 2019

oVe (Sami Callihan, Jake Crist, Dave Crist) beats Rich Swann, Willie Mack and Tommy Dreamer after Sami Callihan grabs Tommy Dreamer with the groin claw prior to the piledriver as the referee is preoccupied with action going on outside of the ring.

Backstage, "The Machine" Brian Cage asks Johnny Impact if he is ready. Impact tells Cage to make sure he is ready.

We hear from The Rascalz (Dezmond Xavier, Trey Miguel, Zachary Wentz), who talk about their loss to The Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Fenix) Suddenly, Moose is with them, and Moose asks where the smoke is coming from before asking where the girls are. It soon becomes apparent that Moose is in there to confront them for making fun of last week, and Moose beats the crap out of them.

Before the next match, Glenn Gilberti says he does not see "The Smoke Show" Scarlett Bordeaux and asks somebody to "send [him] a clown." Kikutaro shows up to face Gilberti.

Glenn Gilberti beats Kikutaro after rolling out of the way of a top rope moonsault from Kikutaro.

Backstage, Rolando Menendez interviews Taya Valkyrie, who is very stressed out about Johnny Impact's World title match against "The Machine" Brian Cage as well as Johnny's neck.

KM and Fallah Bahh beat Reno Scum (Adam Thornstowe and Luster The Legend).

Backstage, The Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Fenix) are met by Konnan, who demands a date for their tag team match. Pentagon Jr. and Fenix don't give him a straight answer and disrespected Konnan, angering him.

Konnan tells Santana and Ortiz that their Street Fight with The Lucha Bros. (Pentagon Jr. and Fenix) is on after disrespect from The Lucha Bros., and that he will soon get their rematch.

Jordynne Grace beats Tessa Blanchard to become #1 contender for the Impact Wrestling Knockouts Championship. After the match, Tessa Blanchard is absolutely livid, and she takes her anger out on the timekeeper by tossing him into the ring and punching him in the face. Tessa then proceeds to beat him up, and Gail Kim has to get in the ring and pull Tessa off of him. Tessa tries to punch Gail, but Gail blocks it and beats Tessa up. Tessa is forced to retreat.

Backstage, Tessa Blanchard yells at Scott D'Amore for the attack on her by Gail Kim, who shows up and confronts Tessa. This becomes a shouting match, and D'Amore suspends Gail Kim for a week while Tessa laughs. The doctor then checks on Tessa.

The GWN Flashback Moment of the Week is Rob Van Dam vs. Sting for the TNA World Heavyweight Championship from Slammiversary 2010.

Backstage, Rosemary says Allie has a knack for getting into trouble, and Allie says "the bunny is dead" because Rosemary left. Rosemary tells Allie she was warned not to let the darkness consume her, but she did not listen. Allie tells Rosemary she looks pathetic, and Rosemary demands to know where Allie only to not get an answer.

We hear from Sami Callihan, who tells Rich Swann that he threw everything away and messed up the plan. He vows to take everything Swann loves away from him, starting with the X Division Championship next week.

Eli Drake and Eddie Edwards beat The Desi Hit Squad (Rohit Raju and Raj Singh) after Eddie hits Rohit Raji with Kenny the Kendo stick.

Before the next match, Killer Kross carries Johnny Impact - and a cinderblock - to the ring. Killer Kross pulls out a steel chair from underneath the ring, and security rushes into the ring only to be decimated. Kross then lays the cinderblock near Johnny's head - which is still in a neck brace - and is about to swing the steel chair into it when Taya Valkyrie brings Brian Cage to the ring. Taya then lays down on top of Johnny to protect him. Taya punches Killer Kross, but it has no effect. Brian Cage then rushes into the ring and fights Killer Kross off. Cage hugs Taya, then Taya hits Cage with a low blow before Johnny gets up and takes off his neck brace. Johnny hits Cage with Moonlight Drive before laying him out. He then grabs the cinderblock, lays it on Cage's face and swings a steel chair into it. Killer Kross is seen standing at ringside and laughing at what has transpired.

Here are the top five moments for tonight's show!

Final Impact - Impact Wrestling recap for November 22, 2018

Mackenzie Mitchell introduces everyone to tonight's show, which includes the second annual Eli Drake Gravy Train Turkey Trot: a ten-man tag team match where the person on the losing team who gets pin being forced to don the turkey suit. She then brings out the team captains: Fallah Bahh and Eli Drake. Fallah Bahh is not a man of many words, while Eli Drake goes on endlessly about Thanksgiving food before talking about tonight's show. We then see last year's Gravy Train Turkey Trot Match.

Mackenzie Mitchell and Fallah Bahh are at the tumbler. Fallah Bahh's first randomly chosen member is KM, who tells Fallah Bahh to focus on the food later and that tonight is all about teamwork.

Mackenzie Mitchell and Eli Drake are the tumbler. Eli Drake's first randomly selected partner is Katarina, who claims that her great-grandfather was one of the first Pilgrims to land on Massachusetts only to realize his mistake and come back home. Nevertheless, she shares his adventurous spirit. Eli Drake still is not impressed.

We see footage from the 2007 Turkey Bowl, courtesy of GWN.

Fallah Bahh and KM are at the tumbler with Mackenzie Mitchell. Fallah Bahh's second member is none other than Japanese comedy wrestler Kikutaro.

"The Smoke Show" Scarlett Bordeaux shows up after the stars of Sexxy Show strut onto the stage. We then see more videos that have been sent to in as part of Bordeaux's talent search.

Eli Drake knocks down a vase - and - as he randomly picks Jake Crist for his second team member. Jake shows up with Dave Crist and Sami Callihan, the latter of whom just wants this match over with. Eli Drake says that as long as nobody on his team ends up in the turkey suit, they will get along fine. Sami Callihan says that if Jake ends up in the turkey suit, he will be eating nothing but the onions while he and Dave Crist eat everything else.

We hear from members of the Impact Wrestling roster about their favorite Thanksgiving memories.

Fallah Bahh's third randomly picked team member is Dezmond Xavier, who has no idea what is going on and has to be reminded that he is on Fallah's team, not against them.

Eli Drake's third randomly picked team member - after Eli Drake is thankful for oVe (Jake Crist, Dave Crist, Sami Callihan) for getting Fallah Bahh to say "Every Bahh" in the last segment - is Rohit Raju. He shows up with Raj Singh and Gama Singh, with Gama Singh saying that he is glad that Rohit Raju got picked, and promised that Raj and Rohit will ruin Thanksgiving, with Raj adding "by any means necessary." Afterwards, Rohit Raju imitates Eli Drake and it does not go over well with Raj and Gama.

We hear from more members of the Impact Wrestling roster about their favorite Thanksgiving memories.

Fallah Bahh's fourth randomly picked team member is Alisha Edwards. KM has to remind Fallah Bahh that Alisha is married to Eddie Edwards, then they tell a Pilgrim joke that only they laugh at.

Eli Drake's fourth randomly picked team member is Glenn Gilberti, formerly known as Disco Inferno. Glenn Gilberti says he is in this to impress "The Smoke Show" Scarlett Bordeaux. He says that CGI - class, good lucks and intelligence - will be used to win this match, and afterwards, he wants Eli Drake to be his best man when he marries Bordeaux. Eli Drake and Mackenzie Mitchell then have a toast with two plastic cups with water in them.

It is announced that the Ultimate X match will return at Homecoming and that a new Impact Wrestling X Division Champion will be crowned.

Glenn Gilberti shows up and claims he invented the Ultimate X Match in 2003, saying it was his idea to have the X Division on top of a building and have them throw each other off, but Impact Wrestling said it was too dangerous and put wires across the ring instead. He says that Don Callis did not come up with it, saying that the last idea Callis came up with died of loneliness.

We look back on the history of Option C.

We see the turkey suit for the Eli Drake Gravy Train Turkey Trot, then we hear from Eli Drake. Drake says the only thing his team has to worry about is not having to wear the turkey suit. As everyone has their say and also has to calm Jake Crist down, "The Smoke Show" Scarlett Bordeaux shows up dressed as a sexy pilgrim and says that she is scouting for talent tonight, and hopes that Eli Drake's team is hungry to win. She also says she doesn't like turkey; she likes stuffing, and that Glenn Gilberti looks familiar.

We hear from Fallah Bahh, who takes the match seriously before cracking another Plymouth Rock reference on Alisha Edwards.

Before the next match, all of the members of Team Drake (Eli Drake, Katarina, Jake Crist, Rohit Raju, Glenn Gilberti) and Team Bahh (Fallah Bahh, KM, Kikutaro, Dezmond Xavier, Alisha Edwards) make an oath stating that they must wear the turkey suit if they are pinned or submitted in the match.

Team Bahh (Fallah Bahh, KM, Kikutaro, Dezmond Xavier, Alisha Edwards) beat Team Drake (Eli Drake, Katarina, Jake Crist, Rohit Raju, Glenn Gilberti) after Bahh pins Gilberti with a Banzai Drop. During the match, "The Smoke Show" Scarlett Bordeaux shows up and distracts everyone, and Glenn Gilberti follows her around before she sits on stage to scout talent during the match. The referee is also distracted until Kikutaro whips him around. After the match, Glenn Gilberti is forced to wear the turkey suit. Gilberti refuses, but is coaxed into wearing the suit by Bordeaux, who says that she loves a man who doesn't take himself so seriously. Bordeaux then tells Gilberti he looks like an absolute idiot and leaves, and Gilberti says she's just trying to play hard to get.

Here are the top five moments from tonight's main event!

Honor Roll - Ring of Honor recap for March 31, 2018

"The Villain" Marty Scurll guests on commentary for the next match.

The Briscoes (Jay and Mark Briscoe) beat Kenny King and Dalton Castle in a Champion's Challenge Match. Later in the match, "The Last Real Man" Silas Young shows up and distracts Kenny King, and though Kenny King fights back, he falls victim to the Jay Driller. After the match, Silas Young grabs the ROH World Television Championship and holds up while standing over Kenny King. "The Villain" Marty Scurll then gets in the ring with the ROH World Championship after Silas Young leaves and Dalton Castle checks on Kenny King, but instead of attacking Castle, he hands the ROH World Championship to him.

We hear from The Kingdom (Matt Taven, Vinny Marseglia, TK O'Ryan). Marseglia says that for one year, Ring of Honor has never given them a shot at the ROH World Six-Man Tag Team Championships. Taven thought Bully Ray would be their knight in shining armor, but instead, he is just another Melvin, and if Bully Ray thinks he can stop them from beating the conspiracy against them, he has another thing coming.

The Dawgs (Rhett Titus and Will Ferrara) guest on commentary for the next match.

Cheeseburger vs. Kikutaro ends with The Dawgs (Rhett Titus and Will Ferrara) attacking both men before double-teaming Cheeseburger. ROH Enforcer Bully Ray runs into the ring to make the save for Cheeseburger, whom he helps up.

Mayu Iwatani beats Deonna Purrazzo to advance to the semi-finals of the ROH Women of Honor Championship Tournament.

We see a run-down of the card for Supercard of Honor XII.

"The American Nightmare" Cody Rhodes shows up. He says that Bullet Club is fine, and then asks the crowd to name a Kenny Omega match that made them feel something that didn't involve a mega-star opponent, then says they cannot. He then says that the perception of Kenny Omega being the best wrestler today is false, as he is the one that truly dominates, as Kenny Omega has called him a reject from WWE when Omega was a reject of NXT. Cody also says that Omega had the gall to put his hands on Brandi Rhodes, and as soon as he mentions this, "The Cleaner" Kenny Omega shows up with the disembodied head of Berry The Drug-Free Bear. Kenny brings up Cody saing "Bullet Club is fine," but he should have considered bringing it up with him. As for Brandi Rhodes, when she forced herself on him and kissed him in the ring, he was confused, and he is even more confused about Cody's reaction as it is common knowledge that this is not the first time this has happened. He then says what's done is done, and says the kiss was so suspiciously long, he would not be surprised if she wanted to do it again. This starts a brawl between Omega and Cody, and ROH security, Flip Gordon and the rest of Bullet Club has to run in to separate both men. "Hangman' Adam Page and "The Villain" Marty Scurll are with Cody while The Young Bucks (Matt and Nick Jackson) and Flip Gordon are with Kenny Omega.