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Saturday, March 2, 2024

Collision Course - Collision recap for March 2, 2024

Before the next match can even take place, Buddy Matthews is attacked from out of nowhere by Mark Briscoe. Mark Briscoe hits Buddy with a chair and puts him through a table, then pulls out a spike. Brody King and Malakai Black show up and try to fight Mark Briscoe, but Brody King gets kicked in the groin as he goes for a choke slam and Malakai gets a kick blocked with a chair. Buddy stops Mark before he can use the spike on Malakai.Buddy and Mark fight their way to the stage, where Mark Briscoe blinds Buddy with the pyro before trying to burn him with it. Security and referees ultimately step in to stop Mark Briscoe.



In footage from after Dynamite, Swerve Strickland says that he does not let his guard down too often and that he paid for doing it, and that he will not let his eyes off "Hangman" Adam Pearce ever again. He says that he will not let "Hangman" Adam Page get the better of him, and that he will do what it takes to beat Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship.

Dante Martin beats "The Bounty Hunter" Bryan Keith and Penta el Zero Miedo in a three-way match to qualify for the All-Star Scramble at Revolution.



In footage from after Dynamite, "Hangman" Adam Page says that he is in the World title match and that he did what he had to do to weaken Swerve and make sure he will not win the title.

Mariah May beats Angelica Risk. After the match, "Timeless" Toni Storm shows up and demands to speak with "The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo, who shows up. Toni asks if this has gone too far and if this is what they have really trained for, now that their friendship is destroyed, and says from the bottom of the heart that she loves Deonna. She then says that there is only room for one, and it will never be Deonna. Deonna says she loves Toni, too, especially how she has her head so far up her ass that she will lose what started all this. She says that she is the best friend and the worst enemy, then says she hopes she has a bidet because it will be hard to wipe her ass when she breaks both of her arms. Toni says goodbye, then paints her lips with eyeliner and kisses her on the cheek. Deonna punches Toni, then Toni runs away. Mariah May gets in the ring to fight Deonna, but Deonna hits her with Storm Zero.



The Bang Bang Scissor Gang (Austin Gunn, "Platinum" Max Caster, Anthony Bowens) beats The Dark Order (Evil Uno, John Silver, Alex Reynolds) in a trios match. Before the match, the rest of The Bang Bang Scissor Gang keep "Platinum" Max Caster from doing his entrance rap.



Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Willow Nightingale, Stokely Hathaway and Kris Statlander. Stokely apologizes for his recent actions, and Willow says that they have to get on the same page and that she and Kris is going to kick Julia Hart and Skye Blue's asses.

Tony Schiavone interviews Wardlow in the ring. Wardlow talks about how two years ago, he won the Face of the Revolution map and choked out Samoa Joe last year, and says that he will face seven other all-stars for a shot at the world championship. He says that he does not care who he faces for the title, as he will slap "Hangman" Adam Page's mustache into the third row and he will kick the front door of Swerve Strickland's house down and kick his ass from the basement to the attic. He says that nobody will eat before him before telling Swerve to dance his way to the back of the line, as Swerve's house exists only in his world. Wardlow also says he is tired of the fans chanting for Samoa Joe and hopes that he does face him for the world title because Joe is in his spot, and this time, he will finish the job and beat Joe so badly he will be forced to sit at commentary where he belongs. Wardlow says he is him, has been him, and will always be him, and that he will prove he is still the face of the revolution and AEW's uncrowned king, for this is no longer wrestling; this is war. Suddenly, Chris Jericho shows up and wants to know what Wardlow is talking about before reminding him that they are both in the All-Star Scramble and that he is the best to ever do it. He says that Wardlow will not pass over him given his AEW accomplishments, then says it has been four years since he even had a chance to hold the AEW World Championship and that it is time to get back to where he can be. Jericho says he knows he is good enough, then asks Wardlow if he feels the same, as he complains so much about being overlooked and pushed aside, and says people stopped chanting his name because he was not good enough. After Jericho calls Wardlow "Mike," which leads to a chant, Wardlow says Jericho is absolutely right, as he was so close to the top of the mountain only to be forced to move backwards to the point that it ate at him inside. He then says that after three months with no phone calls and no work, he had to pick himself up off the floor and put himself back together and come back to AEW to remind the fans who he is, and he is done eating scraps. He then says that if Jericho thinks he is not good enough, he can come to the ring so he can show him. As Jericho approaches Wardlow, he is suddenly attacked from behind by Powerhouse Hobbs.



Backstage, Lexy Nair interviews Serena Deeb, who says that she is undeniable and unstoppable with every week since her return and that nobody has challenged her in the ring yet. She says the competition she has faced for so does not know the difference between a wrist lock and a wristwatch, and dares anyone who thinks she is the best to step into her dojo so she can prove why she is the final boss.

Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) beats "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels and Matt Sydal after Jeff Jarrett, Karen Jarrett, Sonjay Dutt, and Satnam Singh distract the referee so that Jay Lethal can hit Christopher Daniels with Lethal Combination and put Marq Quen on top of him. After the match, Jeff Jarrett and company celebrate with Private Party, cementing an alliance.



We see a video package for Eddie Kingston vs. "The American Nightmare" Bryan Danielson at Revolution.

Thunder Rosa beats Cassandra Golden.



The Patriarchy (Christian Cage and Killswitch), Roderick Strong and "The Machine" Brian Cage beat Best Friends (Orange Cassidy and Trent Beretta), Hook and Daniel Garcia in an eight-man tag match follwing a cheap shot to Trent Beretta from "The Prodigy" Nick Wayne. After the match, Christian and Killswitch gang up on Garcia and Trent Beretta while Matt Taven and Mike Bennett show up to gang up on Orange Cassidy alongside Roderick Strong. "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard gets in the ring to save Daniel Garcia from Killswitch, but Killswitch grabs him and choke slams him into the metal folding chair as everyone from both teams continue to brawl to end the show.



Friday, February 16, 2024

They're On A Rampage - Rampage recap for February 16, 2024



Sammy Guevara beats Jeff Hardy in a no-disqualification match. (During the match, Jeff Hardy takes a knee to the head as Sammy Guevara perform a top rope Shooting Star Press. The show skips ahead to Sammy hitting the GTS for the win after the replay.) After the match, Powerhouse Hobbs shows up and hits Sammy Guevara with a spinebuster followed by the World's Most Dangerous Slam as Don Callis watches.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Prince Nana and "The Machine" Brian Cage. Cage says it does not matter who is in his trios match, as all that matters is Hook, who does not belong in AEW and does not want to be there. He says Hook showed up as "fad flavor of the month" and admits it pisses him off that people cheer for Hook over him. He says he is what a real wrestler is and looks like and that he is tired of taking a backseat to him, and on Wednesday, he is getting his ass beat.

Backstage, Private Party (Marq Quen and Isiah Kassidy) re-introduce themselves. Marq Quen says they have been shooting straight to the top while putting the locker room on notice, and Isiah Kassidy says three things are certain: talking the talk, walking the walk and lighting the city up.

Backstage, we hear from The Blackpool Combat Club (Jon Moxley and Claudio Castagnoli). Jon Moxley says he and Claudio Castagnoli will ruin their reputation at this rate, and while one cannot fix stupid, one can choke it. He says FTR (Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler) is a benchmark for tag team wrestling night in and night out, but they know tag team wrestling, too, and they are every bit the artists FTR are. Moxley says he and Claudio can read each other's minds, then Claudio says that if you're good, you tell everybody; if you're great, they tell you. Claudio says they get results and take pride in what they do, and that they are not playing a team; instead, they are a tag team.

Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Ruby Soho when Saraya and Harley Cameron show up to forgive Ruby. Ruby says she is not sorry, then says she knows Saraya has been behind everything bad happening to her and that she needs space, especially from Saraya. Saraya and Harley plot to take care of Ruby Soho.

Dustin Rhodes and The Von Erichs (Ross and Marshall Von Erich) beat Romero Crews, Hitt and Shimbashi in a trios match.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews "Timeless" Toni Storm, Mariah May and Luther. Toni Storm laughs at "The Virtuosa" Deonna Purrazzo's words, then puts Mariah May in submission holds as she asks Deonna Purrazzo if this is what she wanted, then tells Deonna to piss off because nobody likes a drama queen.

We hear from Darby Allin, who says that The Young Bucks (Matthew and Nicholas Jackson) have no idea what they have gotten themselves into, and at Revolution, he and Sting will come for their blood.

Queen Aminata beats Anna Jay.



Backstage, Renee Paquette interviews Stokely Hathaway, Kris Statlander and Willow Nightingale. Willow wants to know what Stokely was doing in her match, and Kris says they should have had a team meeting and that this will never happen again. Kris has Willow and Stokely shake on it.

Backstage, Renee Paquette leaves Ruby Soho and "Cool Hand" Angelo Parker alone. Parker hands Ruby some Valentine's candy and admits that he has feelings for her. Ruby tells Angelo Parker she will see him Wednesday night for a drink.

The Bang Bang Scissor Gang ("Platinum" Max Caster, Anthony Bowens, "Daddy Ass" Billy Gunn, "Switchblade" Jay White, Austin Gunn, Colten Gunn) beat The Dark Order (Evil Uno, John Silver, Alex Reynolds), Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal and Satnam Singh in a ten-man tag match.