Monday, December 8, 2014

Raw Deal - 2014 Slammy Awards Edition Raw recap for December 8, 2014

Tell Me You Didn't Just Say That: Insult of the Year - The Rock insults Rusev and Lana

When Lana and Rusev accept their Slammy, Lana says the only insult is America itself, and Rusev says that next time The Rock enters his ring, he will crush him.

Fan Participation Award - Seth Rollins, with "You Sold Out!"

Double-Cross of the Year - Seth Rollins turning on The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Rollins, Roman Reigns)

Animal of the Year - The Bunny

Best Actor - The Rock

Tag Team of the Year - The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso)

When The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) accept their award, they plan to take the tag titles back from The Miz and Damien Sandow on Sunday.

NXT Superstar of the Year - Sami Zayn

Anti-Gravity Moment of the Year - Seth Rollins leaps off the balcony at Payback

Faction of the Year - The Shield (Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, Roman Reigns)

Best Twitter Handle/Social Champion  - Dolph Ziggler (@HEELZiggler)

Breakout Star of the Year - Dean Ambrose (Ambrose cannot accept the award due to the attack he suffered from Bray Wyatt last week on SmackDown.)

Raw Guest Star of the Year - Hugh Jackman

Best Couple of the Year - Brie and Daniel Bryan

Rivalry of the Year - Daniel Bryan vs. The Authority (Triple H and Stephanie McMahon)

Hashtag of the Year - #RKOOuttaNowhere

Seth Rollins accepts the Hashtag of the Year Slammy, being the jerk that he is.

The show starts with Jerry Lawler introduces the guest host for the Slammy Awards, Seth Green. As Seth speaks, The Miz and Damien Mizdow show up. Miz wonders why Seth didn't meet him in his dressing room, and Seth says Mizdow is more awesome.

Seth Rollins beats Dolph Ziggler with the help of J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble).



Seth Green presents the "This Is Awesome" Moment of the Year Slammy Award.

"This Is Awesome" Moment of the Year - Sting appears at Survivor Series

When Seth Rollins finds out Sting wins the Moment of the Year Slammy, he is not happy at all. He "accepts" the award on Sting's behalf after cursing Sting for costing him the biggest victory of his career and putting Triple H and Stephanie McMahon out of power.



Kofi Kingston beats Stardust.

John Laurinaitis presents the "Surprise Return of the Year" Slammy Award. With Triple H and Stephanie McMahon, he proposes a return to "People Power."

Surprise Return of the Year - Ultimate Warrior

Seth Rollins and J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble) meet Paul Heyman, who expects Brock Lesnar to win all the awards he's nominated for. Rollins tells Heyman he'll beat

Natalya beats Charlotte in the latter's main roster debut appearance with a surprise roll-up.



Santino Marella presents the "OMG! Shocking Moment of the Year" Slammy Award.

OMG! Shocking Moment of the Year - Brock Lesnar conquers The Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania 30

Paul Heyman accepts the "OMG! Shocking Moment of the Year" Slammy Award on Brock's behalf.



Bray Wyatt shows up. Bray looks back at the destruction of Sister Abigail's rocking chair, and says Dean Ambrose destroyed a piece of him that he could never replace, so he tried to take something of equal value from Ambrose. He then reveals his hatred towards the WWE Universe, and plans to destroy Ambrose this Sunday on TLC. Suddenly, an ambulance shows up. Dean Ambrose shows up in a neck brace and pulls out a table, a ladder and a chair, then rips off the brace and brings the chair and ladder to the ring. The two of them brawl, and when Wyatt is able to escape, Ambrose taunts him. Wyatt falls for this, and Ambrose makes him pay big time. Ambrose then tells Bray to look at the ambulance, as it will be the only way he leaves the ring this Sunday, when Ambrose becomes the monster.

Jerry Lawler presents the "Diva of the Year" Slammy Award.

Diva of the Year - AJ Lee

AJ Lee accepts the trophy, saying you can be a nerd and a tomboy and still be the best Diva of all time. She hopes for an NXT Diva to take the award next year, but she's not through being queen just yet...



Renee Young interviews John Cena. He's got Big Show tonight, but on Sunday he plans to put Seth Rollins through a table and stay #1 contender to the WWE World Heavyweight Championship.

Erick Rowan beats Luke Harper by disqualification after Harper hits Rowan with a steel stepladder. The two brawl, but Rowan fights back and beats Harper down with the steel steps, causing Harper to make a hasty retreat.



Jimmy Uso finds out from Naomi that the agent that The Miz referred to her is legitimate, and that she's heading to Hollywood. She has a screen test in Los Angeles next week. Jimmy says he's going with her, as he still doesn't trust Miz. This drives a wedge between Naomi and Jimmy Uso.

Adam Rose presents the "LOL Moment of the Year" Slammy Award.

LOL Moment of the Year - Damien Sandow as The Miz's stunt double "Damien Mizdow"

The Miz speaks for Damien Mizdow as Mizdow accepts the award, because The Miz is a jerk.

Rusev is defending the WWE United States Championship against Jack Swagger this Sunday at TLC.

Rusev and Lana show up. Lana shows up and calls America the true LOL Moment of the Year. Jack Swagger shows up and says he's snapping Rusev's ankle. Swagger and Rusev brawl, and Swagger nearly destroys Rusev's ankle before officials break them up.



The TLC kick-off is official: The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E Langston, Xavier Woods) vs Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust).

Seth Green guests on commentary for the next match.

Ryback and The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso) beat Kane, The Miz and Damien Mizdow.



Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat presents the Slammy Award for Match of the Year.

Match of the Year - Team Cena (John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan, Big Show, Ryback) vs. Team Authority (Seth Rollins, Kane, Mark Henry, Rusev, Luke Harper) at Survivor Series

Dolph Ziggler accepts the Match of the Year award. He says he joined Team Cena because the WWE Universe stood by him for all of these years, and as he thanks the fans, he says that the WWE Universe deserves the award, not him.



AJ Lee beats Summer Rae with the Black Widow.



Rob Van Dam is back! He presents the Slammy Award for Extreme Moment of the Year.

Extreme Moment of the Year - Chris Jericho hitting the cross body off the top of the steel cage against Bray Wyatt

Fandango "accepts" the award on Chris Jericho. By "accepts," he means "steals."



Saint Mick-olas (and daughter Noelle Foley) advertise for WWEShop.com again.



Renee Young interviews Big Show. He plans to knock out John Cena tonight...and Erick Rowan on Sunday, saying the latter is out of his league.

Booker T presents the Slammy Award for Superstar of the Year.

Chris Jericho will be General Manager for the night next week on Raw.

Superstar of the Year - Roman Reigns

Roman Reigns shows up to accept his award. It's not the brass ring, but he'll accept it.



John Cena vs. Big Show ends after Seth Rollins and J&J Security (Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble) attack Cena. After a huge brawl that involves Rollins, Cena, Big Show, Erick Rowan, Dolph Ziggler, Luke Harper and Ryback, the show ends with Ziggler going through a table, John Cena being put through the commentary table, and the remnants of the Authority standing tall.

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