Sunday, December 7, 1997

In Your House 19: D-Generation X - The Results

Taka Michinoku beats "Too Sexy" Brian Christopher to become the inaugural WWF Light Heavyweight Champion in a match that sees Brian Christopher busts the bottom of his mouth when he lands chin-first into a security barrier. Taka is presented the title by Gerald Briscoe, Tony Corea and Pat Patterson as the Japanese press snap pictures. (In reality, the belt was created in 1981 during a partnership with the Universal Wrestling Federation and was defended in Mexico until 1996, when it was brought to New Japan Pro Wrestling after being won by The Great Sasuke and made part of NJPW's J-Crown - a combination of eight junior heavyweight, cruiserweight and light heavyweight titles from around the world - by El Samurai. It was then brought back to America in 1997 for the title to be "revived" after it was vacated by Shinjiro Otani at the behest of the WWF, who still owned the trademark to the title. With this act, the J-Crown would be dissolved, as Otani also returned five other titles that were left in the J-Crown back to their original owners. Perry Aguayo is the first person to hold the title, but his first reign all the way up to Shinjiro Otani's reign as part of the J-Crown are not recognized by the WWF, now WWE, and Taka Michinoku is considered by WWE to be the very first Light Heavyweight Champion.)
>br ? Los Boricuas (Miguel Perez, Jesus Castillo, Jose Estrada Jr.) beat The Disciples of Apocalypse (Chainz, Skull, 8-Ball) . Savio Vega is banned from ringside by referee Tim White before the match starts. During the match, Miguel Perez hyperextends his knee while coming down from a fist from the top rope. Vega tries to get in the match to replace Perez, but the referee will not let him. It soon becomes apparent that Perez is faking his injury, and when The D.O.A. fights Los Boricuas inside and outside of the ring, Perez suddenly gets in the ring and hits a somersault leg drop on Chainz as he goes for the pinfall, and Perez places Estrada on top of Chainz to allow Los Boricuas the win.

Dok Hendrix interviews "Butterbean" Eric Esch, his manager Art Dore and his trainer, former IBF Super Middleweight Champion Murray Sutherland. Even if he's not 100%, Butterbean says his adrenaline will push him through his match with Marc Mero. He can't even formulate the words when

Michael Cole interviews Sable, who was in Atlantic City, New Jersey for a match last night between "Butterbean" Eric Esch and Doug Phillips for the IBA Super Heavyweight Championship on the undercard of the Oscar De La Hoya fight. We first see a video package of the feud between "Butterbean" Eric Esch and Marc Mero, and we hear that Sable held the IBA Super Heavyweight Championship in the ring that night alongside Butterbean. When asked whose corner she is on, Sable says her heart is with Marc, then corrects herself and says "Marvelous Marc." Marc Mero shows up and asks her if he give her permission to do this interview or even to speak, then tells her this is his moment and that he is the star of the show and tells her to stop stealing his spotlight. He then says he will destroy "that fat tub of crap" Butterbean.

Before the next match, Marc Mero takes a sign held by a fan saying "Sable Who?" and lifts it up in the ring.

"Butterbean Eric Esch beats Marc Mero by disqualification in a Toughman contest. After the first round, Marc Mero gets a cheap shot on the back of Butterbean's head. When the second match begins, Marc Mero hits Butterbean in the back with a high knee and chokes him out with a rope of some sort. He then thumbers him in the eye as the referee is preoccupied with Butterbean's ring crew, blinding Butterbean and allowing Mero a few free shots to his back After the second round, Marc Mero drop kicks Butterbean from behind, hitting him in the neck. At the end of the third round, Butterbean knocks Mero out but is saved by the bell, and afterwards, Butterbean tosses the contents of his corner's spit bucket onto Mero. When the fourth match begins, Butterbean knocks Mero out again, but Mero answers with a low blow and hits him with a wooden stool. As Mero heads to the back, Butterbean chases after him.

Luna Vachon and Goldust show up, their appearance as out there as ever. Goldust reads Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss until Luna slaps him and drags him to the back with a chain.

Michael Cole interviews The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk). Animal says there is no way anyone can beat them fair and square, and calls "Road Dog" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn "sissies" as he tells them that they should be lucky they made it to the event tonight, as they have proven themselves the best the WWF has to offer. Hawk tells James and Gunn that they remind him of a deeply embedded booger right up his right nostril and his fingertip and its nail are just a little too short to get them, that he digs and digs for and finally gets, rolls around and flicks. He tells James and Gunn to be ready to get flicked, as they are the equivalent of their boogers. Hawk then says "Ohhhhhh...what a booger!"

Before the next match, "Road Dogg" Jesse James welcomes the crowd to Jurassic Park, saying he and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn are their tour guides as he calls The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) "dinosaurs." Hawk and Animal chase the tag team champs to the back, then the tag team champs come back after a bit of stretching. Once again, The Legion of Doom don't allow them to get in the ring, and James and Gunn retreat to the back only to be ordered into the ring by referees and officials. As James tries to make excuses, saying Billy Gunn is ill, The Legion of Doom hit James and Gunn from behind and get the match started.

"Road Dog" Jesse James and "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn beat The Legion of Doom (Road Warrior Animal and Road Warrior Hawk) by disqualification and retain the WWF Tag Team Championships after Henry O. Godwinn shows up and attacks Road Warrior Animal with his slop bucket. Hawk grabs the bucket and hits both James and Gunn with it, then swings it at the referee, forcing the referee to call for the bell.

Michael Cole interviews "Triple H" Hunter Hearst Helmsley and Chyna. Helmsley has a survival kit for surviving Sgt. Slaughter which contains a comb for combing Slaughter's hair, Metamucil, prunes to loosen Slaughter up and a bag of Depends. He says that this generation is not Slaughter's generation, it's D-Generation, and when he's done with Slaughter, there will be no hard feelings as he might take a swing by his house and let his wife "get a smoke of the peace pipe."

Jim Cornette interviews Sgt. Slaughter, who says he didn't come here tonight for a wrestling match. He's here to stomp a maggot who insulted his family, and while he's old, he's not dead. He says this old jarhead will beat "Triple H" Hunter Hearst Helmsley up and beat him up badly.

"Triple H" Hunter Hearst Helmsley beats Sgt. Slaugther in a Boot Camp Match. During the match, Helmsley knocks out timekeeper Mark Yeaton with the ring bell when he tries to keep Helmsley from using it as a weapon. Later, Chyna rakes Slaughter's eyes during a Cobra Clutch knocks out the referee and is about to hit Slaughter with a steel chair when Slaughter gets up and throws powder into her face. Sgt. Slaughter has Triple H in a Cobra Clutch when Chyna kicks Slaughter in the groin, and tosses the steel chair back in the ring. Triple H then hits Sgt. Slaughter with a Pedigree on the chair to get the win.

Michael Cole interviews Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett says tonight is the night where the cream rises to the top. He plans to start at the top, add The Undertaker to the list of superstars he's beaten and get closer to becoming #1 contender for the WWF Championship.

Jeff Jarrett beats The Undertaker by disqualification when Kane and Paul Bearer show up. Jarrett tells Kane to fight The Undertaker for him, but he gets a choke slam from Kane as a result. Kane and The Undertaker then stare down, then Kane slaps his brother. The Undertaker does not hit back, and Kane and Paul Bearer leave. As The Undertaker watches Kane and Paul Bearer leave, Jarrett attacks 'Taker and goes for the Figure Four Leg Lock, but 'Taker counters with a choke slam. After The Undertaker leaves, Jeff Jarrett celebrates his victory.

Michael Cole interviews "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry - who has not been seen in the WWF in quite some time - in the Milton Bradley rooting section. He announces that he is trying to get back in the ring as soon as possible. He expects "Stone Cold" Steve Austin to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship tonight.

Dok Hendrick interviews Rocky Maivia. "The Rock" says it's time to represent as "The People's Champion."

Before the next match begins, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin shows up in the Austin 3:16 pick-up truck. He is attacked by The Nation of Domination (Faarooq, D'Lo Brown, Kama Mustafa, "The Rock" Rocky Maivia) before the bell can ring, and after the attack, D'Lo Brown goes after Austin again only to be dropped on the windshield and given a Stone Cold stunner on the roof of the truck. After the match begins, he tricks Kama Mustafa into accidentally hitting Faarooq in the head with a steel chair before sending Kama into the truck.

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship against "The Rock" Rocky Maivia. Near the end, Austin knocks Kama Mustafa off the apron, then accidentally hits the referee with the Stone Cold Stunner when the referee tries to get him away from the ropes. The Rock tries to hit Austin with a brass knuckle, but Austin blocks the punch and hits him with a Stone Cold Stunner. Another referee has to run into the ring to make the three count.

Jim Cornette interviews "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock. Shamrock has a lot of experience in pay-per-view fights. He says that "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels is a good wrestler with great experience and good conditioning, but once he is in his zone, there will be a lot of hurting going on and that Shawn will be squealing like a baby.

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels says that he will show "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock why he is the #1 man in the WWF and the industry.

"The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock beats "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn MIchaels by disqualification after "Triple H" Hunter Helmsley and Chyna attack Shamrock as he has Michaels in the ankle lock. "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels retains the WWF Championship. After the match, Shawn is suddenly attacked - and put through a commentary table - by Owen Hart, who leaves through the crowd afterwards.

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