Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for March 26, 1994

Lex Luger beats Dwayne Gill with the Torture Rack.

Diesel beats John Crystal.

During WWF Live Event News, we see footage of "Macho Man" Randy Savage as special guest sportscaster on Today, footage of Doink, Stan Lane and Todd Pettengill on Good Day New York and the WWF on the front of the New York Daily News.

We hear from Irwin R. Schyster, who tells us that all the little people have to pay their taxes, that people are dishonest are corrupt to the point that they are bad tax cheats, and that he will put the people's lazy kids to work and take their allowances if the people don't pay their taxes.

Tatanka vs. Kwang ends in a double count-out. During the match, Irwin R. Schyster shows up to tell Tatanka that he will pay the gift tax on his ceremonial headdress one way or another, and that he is no better than the rest of the tax cheats in the crowd. I.R.S. then puts his hands on the headdress, and Tatanka goes after him after tossing Kwang out of the ring. Referees and officials have to pull both men away from each other. Afterwards, I.R.S. tells Tatankka he just made the biggest mistake of his life and that he will pay the gift tax.

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett vs. Thurman "Sparky" Plugg: next week on Superstars!

Albert Dilts is the special guest ring announcer for the next match.

The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) beat Rich Myers and Jason Headings.

We hear from Yokozuna, Jim Cornette and Mr. Fuji. Jim Cornette calls Bret "Hit Man" Hart's WWF Championship win at WrestleMania 10 a grand heist, and that a miracle happened when he won it as it took every ounce of luck for Bret to take the title. He thinks special guest referee "Rowdy" Roddy Piper had something to do with Yokozuna slipping off the rope. Cornette says Bret has proven that miracles can happen, but tells him to enjoy the WWF Championship as he will not have it for long. We also hear from "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, who says that if Cornette and Yokozuna hate losing, then there is nothing he can do about it. He also tells them not to ask for his opinion of them, because he may not give them the answer that they want him to. We then hear from Bret, who is proud to be WWF Champion once again. As far as his brother "The Rocket" Owen Hart, Owen beat him fair and square and there are no excuses as Owen was the better man in that one match. He then says that the WWF Championship is everything he says he is and the excellence of execution. We then hear from Owen, who says Bret was lucky but that Bret will need more than luck, as they will fight again for the WWF Championship and he will win.

"The Rocket" Owen Hart beats P.J. Walker with the Sharpshooter.

During WWF Live Event News, we see footage from WWF Fanfest.

Next wee: Razor Ramon! Doink! Earthquake!

"Double J" Jeff Jarrett shows up, and says that when he is done with Thurman "Sparky" Plugg next week, he will feel like he just crashed at Daytona.