Sunday, August 21, 2016

SummerSlam 2016 - The LIVE Results



Tom Phillips interviews Jeri-KO (Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens). They apologize for getting Tom's name wrong yet still get it wrong, Jericho announces that he became a "Certified G" for the low, low price of $89.99, and Kevin Owens reveals that he got a 96 in Chemistry. They say they are going to take everything Enzo Amore and Big Cass' family and friends have, but before they do, they're going to get "it."

The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso), American Alpha (Jason Jordan and Chad Gable) and The Hype Bros (Zack Ryder and Mojo Rawley) beat The Vaudevillains (Aiden English and Simon Gotch), The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor) and Breezango (Tyler Breeze and Fandango) during the pre-show after Jey Uso tags himself in, much to the confusion of American Alpha.



During the pre-show, Baron Corbin says that Kalisto not only cost him the IC title, but also money because Kalisto is not medically cleared. Their match is therefore cancelled.

Sasha Banks is in the Social Media Lounge. She says the best thing about being Women's champ is that she is the best. She plans to beat Charlotte like she did the first time, and she knows Charlotte will have something up her sleeve. She says she is not scared of Charlotte, and that she was born to do this.

Charlie Caruso interviews Cesaro, who insists he never said he was undervauled. Nevertheless, he considers it important to win the first match against Sheamus to assure physical dominance, as he and Sheamus are evenly matched.

Sami Zayn and Neville beat The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von Dudley).



Sheamus beats Cesaro after a thumb to Cesaro's eye to win match #1 in their best of seven series. Sheamus leads 1-0.



Before the next match, Enzo Amore and Big Cass says that the dream has become reality and namedrop Frank Sinatra and The Notorious B.I.G., before saying that Jeri-KO (Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens) aren't one of their 99 problems.

Jeri-KO (Chris Jericho and Kevin Owens) beat Enzo Amore and Big Cass with a double team Codebreaker.



SmackDown Live Commissioner Shane McMahon and SmackDown Live General Manager Daniel Bryan meet up with Raw General Manager Mick Foley backstage. John Stewart and his son Nate show up, and when John complains about Raw Commissioner Stephanie McMahon, Stephanie confronts him and asks what good power is when you can't abuse it. The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) show up, say Stephanie is just misunderstood, and then John and Nate leave with The New Day after everyone gets some Booty-O's.



Charlotte beats Sasha Banks to become the WWE Women's Champion after Charlotte after rolling back Sasha during the Banks Statement to turn it into a roll-up after weakening the back of Sasha Banks.

AJ Styles joins Gallows & Anderson (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson) backstage as they make "ringpostitis" jokes and brags about beating up John Cena. Finn Balor shows up, but he doesn't do the "Too Sweet" hand signal with everyone else and leaves.

The Miz retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship against Apollo Crews.



AJ Styles beats John Cena. After the match, John Cena leaves a "Never Give Up" wristband in the center of the ring before heading to the back, as if to leave a piece of himself in the ring.





Two fans - Alisha Ingram and Corey Norris - won the WWE SummerSlam Sweepstakes. They met several WWE Superstars and even sat ringside for NXT TakeOver: Brooklyn II and SummerSlam.

Jon Stewart shows up, saying he's glad some idiot didn't interfere by hitting John Cena or AJ Styles with a chair during the last match, and says to tuck your shirt in before an Attitude Adjustment in case your belly pops out. He then announces he will join The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) in Big E's stead for the next match.

Gallows & Anderson (Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson) vs. The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Xavier Woods) ends with the return of Big E after Jon Stewart nearly becomes the next test(es) subject for Gallows & Anderson's ringpostitis studies. After Big E lays Gallows & Anderson out before drinking from the largest "ringpostitis" jar, all three members of The New Day - who retain the WWE Tag Team Championships - and Jon Stewart celebrate in the ring.





SmackDown Live Commissioner Shane McMahon and SmackDown Live General Manager Daniel Bryan are in the ring before the next match, and they keep Dean Ambrose and Dolph Ziggler from going at each other's throats before their match can begin.

Dean Ambrose retains the WWE World Championship against Dolph Ziggler.



We see the craziness of SummerSlam weekend in Brooklyn.

Eva Marie cannot make it due to exhaustion, frustration and stress with the WWE fans and is taking a vacation in the British Isles. Taking her place is Nikki Bella, who has not been in a WWE ring in almost a year.



Nikki Bella, Natalya and Alexa Bliss beat Becky Lynch, Naomi and Carmella.

Maria Menounos has a special interview with Rusev and Lana. Rusev is still furious with Roman Reigns for all he's done to him. He says he is the greatest United States champion, and that he will crush Roman Reigns into dust.



We get our first look at the WWE Universal Championship before the next match. Raw commissioner Stephanie McMahon and Raw General Manager then sit at ringside for the next match.

Finn Balor beats Seth Rollins to become the inaugural WWE Universal Champion!



"Colonel" Dolph Ziggler and The Miz dressed as a chicken advertise the Chicken Little from Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Roman Reigns vs. Rusev for the United States title ends before it can begin with Roman and Rusev brawl before the bell can ring. Roman beats Rusev down to the point that medical personnel have to tend to Rusev and it has to be announced that Rusev cannot even compete. Roman Reings comes back and Spears Rusev.

Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton is stopped when Lesnar pounds Orton in the head to the point that Orton suffers bleeding. Brock Lesnar beats Randy Orton by TKO, then continues to attack Orton. Shane McMahon shows up to tend to Orton, but Lesnar won't let him, and hits him with an F5 to end the show.

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