My predictions for TLC: Tables, Ladders and Chairs 2015

Roman Reigns vs. Sheamus (c)

in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Poor Roman. No sooner does he finally win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in the title tournament does Sheamus cash in and Brogue Kick all of efforts away after five minutes of celebration. Now Roman is at square one...again...and now he has a face to put to the obstacle in front of his end goal. Can Roman Reigns survive the onslaught of wood and heavy metal, or will Sheamus somehow slither by with his world title reign intact?

My prediction: Sheamus is retaining.

Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens (c)

for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Dean Ambrose may not have won the World Heavyweight Championship, but thanks to a victory in a three-way dance, he has earned a shot at the Intercontinental title. But Owens won't give up the title that easily. With two guys this crazy and determined, will the history of the Intercontinental Championship become the Ambrose Asylum...or The Kevin Owens Show?

My prediction: Ambrose is taking the title.

The Lucha Dragons (Sin Cara and Kalisto)
vs. The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso)
vs. The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods) (c)

for the WWE Tag Team Championships

The New Day thought it was a bright idea to issue an open challenge for the tag titles...and then cancel it when it was answered by more than one team, both of whom were open for a triple threat match. Now the power of positivity is about to meet its biggest test...

My prediction: This is probably the wildest prediction I'm going to make...but the Lucha Dragons are taking the titles.

Paige vs. Charlotte (c)

for the WWE Divas Championship

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Paige gets a rematch against Charlotte for the Divas title, and bashes Paige even more as she does.

My prediction: Charlotte will retain.

The ECW Originals (Bubba Ray, D-Von Dudley, Tommy Dreamer, Rhyno)
vs. The Wyatt Family (Bray Wyatt, Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, Braun Strowman)

in an 8-Man Tag Team Elimination Tables Match

Now done with their war against Kane and The Undertaker, The Wyatt Family have re-focused their efforts on The Dudley Boyz. But the Dudleys have just gotten some back-up in the form of fellow ECW alumni Tommy Dreamer and Rhyno...and some tables with the Wyatt's names on them...
My prediction: Dudleys and Co. will win.

Jack Swagger vs. Alberto Del Rio (c)

in a Chairs Match for the WWE United States Championship

Jack Swagger is finally sick of Zeb Colter for betraying America and his values for creating the short-lived Mexamerica and teaming with Alberto Del Rio to take the United States Championship. But it's all going out the window and it's all gonna be personal, as Del Rio has finally kicked Zeb and his scooter to the curb.

My prediction: Alberto Del Rio will somehow retain.

Ryback vs. Rusev

Here's a match, because things happened. Yeah, I got nothin'.

My prediction: Rusev will win this one...somehow.