My predictions for WWE Money In The Bank 2015

R-Truth vs. King Barrett

At least R-Truth has a match.

My prediction: King Barrett will probably win this one.

John Cena vs. Kevin Owens

One win is in Kevin Owens' belt. Now the rematch is occurring. Can Cena tie it up, or will Owens dominate again.

My prediction: Owens will get a second win.

The Money In The Bank Ladder Match

Neville vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Sheamus vs. Kane vs. Roman Reigns

It's that time again: the one time every year where a bunch of big, sweaty men try to climb a ladder and grab a briefcase after 30 minutes of outlasting getting beat up by everyone else in what looks like a cross between a glorified brawl with ladders and what would look like competitive light bulb replacement to someone who doesn't regularly watch wrestling and is handed a screenshot of such a match with absolutely no context. There, there's your creative description for this match because WWE has done three PPV-style presentations in six weeks and it's making it harder to do these. Heaven forbid they do another one between now and SummerSlam.

My prediction: Roman Reigns will get the briefcase.

Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins (c)
in a Ladder Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Deano's stolen another belt. Not content with the fact that Seth Rollins retained the World Heavyweight Championship by disqualification after Elimination Chamber even after he had the match won, he's been running around with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. Will he hold it for real this Sunday?

My prediction: Seth Rollins will probably retain.

The Prime Time Players (Darren Young and Titus O'Neil)
vs. The New Day (Kofi Kingston, Big E, Xavier Woods)
for the WWE Tag Team Championships

The Prime Time Players have recently earned the right to be #1 contenders to the tag team titles. With at least one person in the corner of The New Day, two heads will be definitely be better than one when it comes to taking the titles from them.

My prediction: New Day will probably retain.

Big Show vs. Ryback (c)
for the WWE Intercontinental Championship

Big Show is back after being knocked out by Roman Reigns and taken out of action. No longer with The Authority, he now sets his sights on Ryback to become Intercontinental Champion for only a second time in his career.

My prediction: Ryback will retain.

Paige vs. Nikki Bella (c)

Finally! It happens! Also, The Bella Twins are suddenly heels again after their feud with Naomi ended, because writing for the Divas is bottom of the barrel. Whee.

My prediction: Paige will probably take the title.