WWE Survivor Series 2014 - The LIVE Results

Fandango, now with a new look (opened button-down shirt and black dress slacks), a new entrance and with Rosa Mendes at his side, beats Justin Gabriel in his first match in months at the kick-off.

The Miz and Damien Mizdow get ready for their match in the most hilarious way imaginable: The Miz looks in a "mirror," which is really Mizdow holding an empty picture frame and looking through it towards Miz, mimicking Miz's speech and actions.

Bad News Barrett is back in the first time in five months. He tells us all that everything is on the line between Team Cena and Team Authority, but he's got some bad news. If Team Cena loses, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon will make his life so hellish he'll wish they fired him...but tells Team Authority that the WWE will go on if they lose because he will usher in a new era...the Era of Bad News Barrett.

Byron Saxton interviews AJ Lee. She knows that with Nikki Bella using her sister Brie Bella as a "personal assistant," she's more or less in a handicap match...but she plans on retaining the WWE Divas Championship tonight.

Cesaro shows up. He says that he is supporting Team Authority. Zeb Colter and Jack Swagger show up, They're siding with Team Cena, and after that and Zeb Colter making it clear he and Swagger have a bone to pick with Cesaro, Cesaro and Swagger have a match.

Jack Swagger beats Cesaro with a Patriot Lock reversed from an attempted third consecutive German Suplex from Cesaro.

A long black limousine shows up...and Vince McMahon walks out of it.

Vince McMahon shows up. He promises the WWE Universe that they will witness a Survivor Series nobody will forget, then introduces Triple H and Stephanie McMahon. After the crowd is hyped up, Vince then introduces John Cena, and reminds him and Triple H of the stipulations if and when one of the teams lose. Triple H guarantees that if Team Cena loses, his teammates will be forgotten and ignored, as they are the ones with everything to lose. Stephanie McMahon tells Cena that they'll still be calling the shots at Global Headquarters, but Vince reminds her and Triple H that the stipulation only applies to the ring. Stephanie tries to suck up to Vince when he says that one person could bring them back to power if they lose, but Vince mentions who that person is anyway...it's John Cena. Vince then tells Stephanie not to let him down, then Stephanie tells Cena to wipe the smile off his face, as Team Authority only has more incentive to win. Cena spares Stephanie and Triple H the details: Team Cena is riding out victorious tonight.

The Miz and Damien Mizdow beat The Usos (Jimmy and Jey Uso), Gold & Stardust (Goldust and Stardust) and Los Matadores (Fernando and Diego) in a Fatal 4-Way Tag Team Match to win the WWE Tag Team Championships!

Adam Rose and The Bunny settle their differences with a WWE Super Strikers action figure match, and The Bunny wins. Suddenly, Slater-Gator (Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil) show up and talk trash to the both of them. Adam Rose challenges them to a match against him and The Bunny.

Team Natalya (Natalya, Alicia Fox, Emma and Naomi) get a clean sweep against Team Paige (Paige, Summer Rae, Layla and Cameron) in a 4-on-4 Traditional Survivor Series Divas Match.

Bray Wyatt beats Dean Ambrose by disqualification after Wyatt grabs the microphone and tells Ambrose what could have been. He then curses Ambrose for the path he chose, and throws some steel chairs into the ring. Ambrose grabs one, and after some hesitation, smacks it into Wyatt's gut, getting himself disqualified. Afterwards, Ambrose puts Bray Wyatt on a table and elbow drops him through it through the top rope before proceeding to punish Wyatt even further with another series of steel chairs, another table and...a steel stepladder that Ambrose stands tall on, but unfortunately can't topple onto a downed Bray Wyatt when several officals stop him from doing so. Will there be another match (of the TLC variety) between these two? Stay tuned!

Triple H and Stephanie McMahon tell Team Authority - Seth Rollins, Mark Henry, Luke Harper, Rusev and Kane - that they have to win, saying they'll gain the most from a victory tonight. Stephanie McMahon is the most shaken person in the room, nearly breaking into tears when she tells the team that they have to win. Triple H tells them that if they lose, their lives will be so hellish that they'll wish they were fired, regardless of whether or not they hold a championship.

Adam Rose and The Bunny beat Slater-Gator (Heath Slater and Titus O'Neil)...and The Bunny gets the pin! The Bunny is carried out to the back by The Exotic Express, and Adam Rose is shocked at what transpired.

Roman Reigns is live via satellite. He can't wait to get back, and if he were here, he'd "make it Reign in that bitch." As for Seth Rollins, he still has plans for him. Regardless of who is out at the end of Survivor Series, one thing is for sure: he won't be. He also says he'll defintely be at Survivor Series next year.

Team Cena convenes backstage. They know what they signed up for, and they know they have to win.

Nikki Bella beats AJ Lee in mere seconds to win the WWE Divas Championship! The match ends as soon as it begins with Brie Bella standing on the apron and kissing AJ, letting Nikki hit AJ with an elbow as soon as AJ turns around. After that, Nikki Bella hits the Rack Attack in what is probably the most shocking Divas match this year since SummerSlam. After the match, Brie Bella is smiling and holding up her sister's hand after the match, signifying that The Bella Twins are back together.

It's official: in three weeks, Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt have a rematch at TLC in a TLC Match.

Team Cena (John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Erick Rowan, Big Show and Ryback) beats Team Authority (Seth Rollins, Kane, Rusev, Mark Henry and Luke Harper), thanks to the surprise appearance of one man...Sting. The six-time WCW World Heavyweight Champion shows up in a WWE ring for the first time ever and stares down with Triple H. HHH swings but misses, and Sting hits the Scorpion Death Drop. He then takes Rollins, who was placed on top of Ziggler by Triple H (who attacked two referees as well as Ziggler himself before sending out Scott Armstrong, who gets knocked down by Sting), and rolls him away, placing Ziggler on top of Rollins. One of the knocked out referees is back up and counts the pinfall victory for Ziggler, the sole survivor of Team Cena. Also during the match, Big Show knocks out Cena with a Knockout Punch and walks out of the ring, turning on Team Cena and turning heel in the process. After the match, Stephanie McMahon loses it after realizing Team Authority lost.