Lex Luger and The British Bulldog beat The Blu Brothers (Jacob and Eli Blu) despite the Blu Brothers performing the old bait-and-switch. After the match, Uncle Zebekiah is angry that the match did not go his way.
Nicholas Turturro of NYPD Blue is in The Million Dollar Corporation's ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Tatanka, Bam Bam Bigelow, Nikolai Volkoff, King Kong Bundy, Irwin R. Schyster, Kama) locker room, but he is unable to be heard on the microphone due to technical problems.
The 1-2-3 Kid and Razor Ramon are backstage. The 1-2-3 Kid says that Razor Ramon is ready to take care of business, and if The Roadie gets involved, he'll put him in his place.
Razor Ramon beats "Double J" Jeff Jarrett by disqualification after The Roadie interferes. "Double J" Jeff Jarrett retains the WWF Intercontinental Championship. The 1-2-3 Kid goes right for The Roadie, but Jarrett attacks The Kid before putting him in a Figure Four Leg Lock. Razor Ramon beats up arrett, and The Roadie joinsin again. Officials have to break the fracas up, which ends with Jarrett receiving a bloody nose. Jarrett tells Razor Ramon he is nothing and that payback is a bitch.
We get back to Nicholas Turturro, who interviews Jenny McCarthy. Kama tries to get a piece of the action, as does Shawn Michaels, who says he can't wait to walk out with Pamela Anderson and the WWF Championship. Sycho Sid says Diesel is scared.
Todd Pettengill interviews fomer Chicago Bears player Neil Anderson. Anderson says Lawrence "L.T." Taylor knows what he's doing, and has good people to see to it that his match with Bam Bam Bigelow is fair.
Major League Baseball American League umpire Larry Young is the referee for this match.
The Undertaker beats King Kong Bundy. During the match, Paul Bearer and The Undertaker take their urn back, but Kama steals the urn back from Paul Bearer, and tells Jim Ross he will melt it down and turn into a chain he will wear around his neck.
Nicholas Turturro is at Pamela Anderson's dressing room. She and Shawn Michaels reportedly had a disagreement, and Pam stormed off. Meanwhile, Lawrence "L.T." Taylor's linebackers show up looking for Bam Bam Bigelow's allies. Also, Turturro walks into Johnathan Taylor Thomas and Bob Backlund playing chess. Backlund is distressed, first at the intrusion, then by Thomas answering all his questions correctly and beating him at chess.
"The King of Harts" Owen Hart's mystery partner for the next match is none other than a man who beat his brother Bret "The Hit Man" Hart for the WWF Championship...Yokozuna.
The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) call Yokozuna's sudden appearance as "The King of Harts" Owen Hart's mystery partner a surprise, but they intend to both enter and leave as WWF Tag Team Champions.
Yokozuna and "The King of Harts" Owen Hart beat The Smoking Gunns (Billy and Bart Gunn) to win the WWF Tag Team Championships!
Todd Pettengill interviews Bam Bam Bigelow backstage. He plans to take Lawrence "L.T." Taylor down tonight, and that he's not worried about any of L.T.'s allies.
The special guest referee for the submission match between Bret "The Hit Man" Hart and Bob Backlund is none other than Rowdy Roddy Piper.
Bret "The Hit Man" Hart beats Bob Backlund in a submission match with his own Crossface Chicken Wing. When interviewed by Jim Ross, Backlund says he "saw the light."
Nicholas Turturro still can't find Pamela Anderson, and that some celebrity changes have been made.
Todd Pettengill interviews Diesel. Diesel says he has Shawn Michaels figured out, and he plans to leave WrestleMania 11 as WWF Champion.
Jonathan Taylor Thomas is the special celebrity guest timekeeper for the next match, and Nicholas Tarturro is the special celebrity guest ring announcer.
Shawn Michaels is accompanied by Jennifer McCarthy before the next match, confirming that Michaels dumped Pamela Anderson for McCarthy. When Diesel shows up, however, Pamela Anderson shows up with him, much to Michaels' chagrin.
Diesel retains the WWF Championship against Shawn Michaels. After the match, an angry Sycho Sid says it's not over. Diesel invites both Pamela Anderson, Jennifer McCarthy, Jonathan Taylor Thomas and Nicholas Turturro to the ring.
Todd Pettengill interviews Shawn Michaels, who says he had Diesel right where he wanted him near the end. Sycho Sid says Diesel was close to losing his title, and that Shawn Michaels is not finished with him.
The All-Pro Team (Ken Norton Jr., Chris Spielman, Carl Banks, Rickey Jackson, Reggie White and Steve McMichael) nearly brawl with The Million Dollar Corporation ("The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase, Tatanka, Nikolai Volkoff, King Kong Bundy, Irwin R. Schyster, Kama) before the next match.
Salt 'n Pepa perform Whatta Man during Lawrence "L.T." Taylor's entrance.
Lawrence "L.T." Taylor beats Bam Bam Bigelow. After the match, "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase admonishes Bam Bam Bigelow for his loss.
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