Monday, May 2, 1994

Raw Deal - Raw recap for May 2, 1994

The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu) beat The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) to win the WWF Tag Team Championships with both "Captain" Lou Albano and Afa in tow. During the match, The Quebecers and Johnny Polo flee, but are forced to hastily return when it is announced that if they do not return to the ring, they will lose the match as well as the tag team titles.

This week on Superstars: Scott Steiner and Irwin R. Schyster compete for a spot in the King of the Ring tournament. Also, Razor Ramon and Kwang square off for another spot in the tournament next week on Raw. Baltimore Orioles legend Art Donovan will also be on hand as a special guest analyst.

Chief Jay Strongbow tells Vince McMahon and "Macho Man" Randy Savage that Tatanka is on the warpath, and that we'll see it in the ring tonight.

Tatanka beats Derek Domino. During the match, Vince McMahon interviews Irwin R. Schyster via telephone, who insists that Tatanka owed a gift tax on his headdress and did not pay it. He cannot wait to take Tatanka down for good. After the match, Tatanka and Chief Jay Strongbow shake hands.

It's time for The King's Court. Lawler mocks the career of and calls a "has-been." He also mocks Razor Ramon, saying he is also a "has-been" for becoming the ex-Intercontinental Champion. He then introduces this week's guest and the new WWF Intercontinental Champion, Diesel, fresh off his championship win on Superstars the previous week. Lawler asks if he can call him "Cool Daddy," but Diesel tells Lawler he can call him "Big Daddy Cool" if he likes. Lawler notices that Shawn Michaels is absent from tonight's proceedings, due to Shawn Michaels sacrificing himself to help Diesel win the belt. Diesel says that Michaels will be back, and he is glad to have someone who is willing to sacrifice himself for him before telling the crowd they haven't seen a dynamic duo like this since Batman and Robin. As for Razor Ramon, he gives credit where it's due, but says he wasn't quite bad enough last week on Superstars. Lawler then asks Diesel what's next for him, and Diesel says that while the Intercontinental Championship is nice, the WWF Championship looks a little better, and says he'll go for that. Lawler wishes Diesel luck on getting a match with Bret "Hitman" Hart, calling Hart "a gutless wonder." Diesel responds by saying that Hart can run, but he can't hide, and says that the WWF Championship will soon be around his waist.



The Undertaker was recently sighted near an auto shop, near an elementary school, around a burning house, and at a jeweler.

Yokozuna beats Scott Taylor and Mike Davis in a 2-on-1 handicap match. After the match, Yokozuna hits Scott Taylor with two more Banzai Drops before Earthquake shows up, staring Yokozuna down until Yokozuna leaves the ring.
Earthquake tells Vince McMahon and "Macho Man" Randy Savage that he is sick and tired of hearing about Yokozuna and being asked when he's going to take him on...so he challenges him to a one-on-one match to determine who is the biggest and best man in the World Wrestling Federation.

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