Saturday, September 4, 1993

Come As You Are (WWF Superstar) - Superstars recap for September 4, 1993

The show begins with a Japanese-language report on the events leading up to SummerSlam. We then see Yokozuna, Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette, with Cornette telling Lex Luger he blew his one chance at the WWF Championship, saying Yokozuna will be the WWF Champion forevermore. He says Luger may have won the match, but he has lost the war, and there will be absolutely no rematch due to the clause in the contract. Cornette says that if he and Mr. Fuji made one mistake, it was that they underestimated Lex Luger as they expected to face one man. He saw the adrenaline and the look in Luger's eyes that showed no fear, and says it felt like Luger drew from the spirits of the people he had garnered support from during the Call To Action Campaign. He goes on to say that he, Yokozuna and Mr. Fuji received no such support when Luger's padded forearm knocked Yokozuna out for 22 minutes and when Luger put his hands on him. He then reiterates that Lex Luger will never get another shot at Yokozuna and the WWF Championship, no matter what, as the reality is Yokozuna and the fantasies have been dashed on the rocks.

The Quebecers (Jacques and Pierre) beat Mike Khoury and Aaron Ferguson.

Vince McMahon interviews Lex Luger. Luger thanks everyone he met on the Lex Express and Call To Action Campaign from the bottom of his heart for all their support, as well as The Palace at Auburn Hills in Detroit, Michigan and the fans at SummerSlam and the fans watching at home. He says he felt their enthusiasm and belief in him and took it to the ring with him, and thanks them for that. He also says the spirit of the viewers watching from their homes was with them as well. He says it was an honor and a thrill to represent The United States of America and wrestle for the WWF Championship, and calls the match that it was the high point of his career. Yokozuna is still WWF Champion, but Yokozuna still lost. Luger says he feels he didn't lose anything, and says that all things for a reason. He says he hasn't lost any faith or belief in himself, his country and God, and hopes the fans have not lost any faith in him, as somewhere, somehow, someday, he will become WWF Champion.

Doink beats Mike Moraldo.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund advertises the Madison Square Garden supercard with a triple main event on Saturday night, September 25th at 8 PM. Yokozuna will defend the WWF Championship against The Undertaker, The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) will defend the WWF Tag Team Championships against Bam Bam Bigelow and Adam Bomb, and Shawn Michaels will defend the WWF Intercontinental Championship against The 1-2-3 Kid. Razor Ramon will take on "The Model" Rick Martel, Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) will take on Well Dunn (Timothy Well and Steve Dunn), and Tatanka faces Irwin R. Schyster. Okerlund then interviews Shawn Michaels (accompanied by Diesel) and Mr. Perfect for Face To Face. Shawn doesn't want to boast, but he is the cat with the most and he is still the WWF Intercontinental Championship. When he is done with The 1-2-3 Kid, The Kid will be a big fat zero. Meanwhile, Mr. Perfect will be facing Diesel. Perfect says Diesel has stuck his nose too far into his business, and now he must eliminate at Madison Square Garden. Diesel says that when his right hand meets Mr. Perfect's face, Mr. Perfect will be going down and he will never get a shot at Shawn Michaels. Mr. Perfect says that when he comes to Madison Square Garden, everybody knows something is going to happen, and once he eliminates Diesel, he is coming for Shawn Michaels.

Men on a Mission (Mabel and Mo) beat Mark Thomas and Russ Greenberg.

Bastion Booger beats Ralph Mosca.

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In a public service message from the World Wrestling Federation, we hear a poem from 4th grader Jasmine McNeill of P.S. 384 in Brunswick, New York, who says that there is no hope with dope. The Undertaker suddenly pops up after the poem is over, saying "There's no hope with dope."

Razor Ramon beats Reno Riggins.

Ludvig Borga goes to verbally crap on Labor Day, as America doesn't work and America is crumbling like a nearby house. He says that the rest of the American wrestlers in the WWF will crumble like the house when they get in the ring with him, and that they will all be destroyed. He tells America to have a happy Labor Day and choke on it.

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The Steiner Brothers (Rick and Scott Steiner) beat Fred Williams and The Brooklyn Brawler.

"Mean" Gene Okerlund re-advertises the Madison Square Garden supercard with a triple main event on Saturday night, September 25th at 8 PM. Mr. Perfect will be facing Diesel. Okerlund then interviews Yokozuna (accompanied by Mr. Fuji and Jim Cornette) and The Undertaker, who will square off in a match for the WWF Championship. Cornette says Yokozuna will put a worm in the Big Apple, and if the fans want to support The Undertaker, he and Mr. Fuji will make sure The Undertaker is dead and that he does not get up from the Banzai Drop. The Undertaker commends Yokozuna for his acquisition of Jim Cornette, for after September 25th, he will need a gifted speaker to give Yokozuna's eulogy. The Undertaker then vanishes, spooking Cornette.

Next week: Tatanka! Damian Demento! Adam Bomb! Irwin R. Schyster! Bastion Booger vs. The 1-2-3 Kid! Marty Jannetty and Virgil vs. The Headshrinkers (Samu and Fatu)!

The encore of SummerSlam is this Monday night on pay-per-view!

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