Saturday, May 3, 1997

Vince's Got A Shotgun - Shotgun Saturday Night recap for May 3, 1997

The Hart Foundation (Owen Hart and The British Bulldog) retain the WWF Tag Team Championships against The New Blackjacks (Blackjack Bradshaw and Blackjack Windham) by disqualification after Bradshaw uses the WWF European Championship as a weapon. Brian Pillman antagonizes some fans and spends a few seconds with Owen and The Bulldog before the match.

This Monday on Raw, Goldust comes out of the closet...and it's not the kind you think it is!

"The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michael shows up. Shawn says that Vic Venom has only one opinion, and that is his own. He may have been sick, but he did not have a nervous breakdown. He says there has been a lot of negativity in the World Wrestling Federation, and a lot of it has come from him and a lot of it has been about him. He has thought about this negativity while sitting at home, and says it is getting wacky in the WWF these days. If you are not tough, you get run over. He has been run over plenty of times, but instead of getting upset about it like he has in the past, he has decided that nothing is going to keep him from keeping himself in a good mood these days. He says that part of a good mood is coming and going as he please, and he will soon be shaking his booty, slapping hands and doing what he has been doing for the last 13 years, which is having fun like nobody else's business. As he gets chummy with the fans, he says that the man who decides what is cool in the WWF is him, and if he says it is cool to have fun with the fans, then that is what he is going to do whether anybody likes it or not. True to form, he dances afterwards.

Vader beats Don Chota, then intimidates Jim Ross and some fans near the commentary table.

Before the next match, Ahmed Johnson tells Mike DeCero that the fans in the crowd are his family. He tells him to go ahead and leave, as he skipped off his Prozac and is in a really bad mood, and he does not want to see him when he is off his Prozac. DeCero slaps him, and Ahmed Johnson proceeds to beat him up.

Ahmed Johnson beats Mike DeCero.

The Nation of Domination (Crush and Savio Vega) beat Derek Stone and Neil Haley with the help of the rest of The Nation, which referee Earl Hebner fails to see.

Sunny shows up for Sunny Undercover. She talks about how Henry O. Godwinn broke his next week, and now Phineas I. Godwinn is looking for a new tag team partner. Meanwhile, Doug Furnas and Phil LaFon have been upset at the fans for not giving them the same support that other teams have gotten, as the fans have been brainwashed by flashy costumes and bright lights while Furnas and LaFon are a no-frills tag team who will need her help to jumpstart their career. She then talks about The Hart Foundation's (Bret "The Hit Man" Hart, Owen Hart, The British Bulldog) recent gold rush, and that a certain member other than Bret "who is the only man animal enough to please [her]" wants to sink his teeth into the title. She also announces she has completed a photoshoot that will let the fans' imaginations run wild, and if the fans have ever wanted to see her dripping wet, you will see that on the next issue of Raw Magazine.

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