Survivor Series 1994 - The Results

All of the Survivor Series teams have one last pep-talk before the start of the show.

The Bad Guys (Razor Ramon, The 1-2-3 Kid, Fatu, Sione, The British Bulldog) beat The Teamsters (Shawn Michaels, Diesel, Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart, "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, "Double J" Jeff Jarrett), with Razor Ramon the only survivor, after Diesel turns on Shawn Michaels after the third accidental super kick to Diesel's face. All the other members of The Teamsters try to calm Diesel down, but they all get beat up as Diesel chases after Michaels. This leads to all members of The Teamsters being counted out simultaneously.

Shawn Michaels tells Todd Pettengill he's through with Diesel, and says that Diesel is a zero without him before he speeds out of the arena, dropping one-half of the WWF Tag Team Championships on his way out.

Diesel is on the Survivor Series hotline, no doubt talking about how he's had enough from Shawn Michaels.

The Royal Family ("The King" Jerry Lawler, Sleazy, Queasy and Cheesy) beat Clowns R Us (Doink, Dink, Wink, Pink) without losing a single man with the dirtiest tactics imaginable. When "The King" Jerry Lawler takes full credit for the win and hogs the spotlight, the three of them defiantly raise their own arms in victory. Lawler chases after them for it, but when Sleazy, Queasy and Cheesy turn on Lawler, they are joined by Dink, Wink and Pink, and Lawler gets chased back to the back by six little people only to get pied by Doink.

Todd Pettengill interviews the new WWF Women's Champion, Bull Nakano...and has no idea what she's saying.

79% of Survivor Series opinion poll participants say that Bob Backlund's Crossface Chicken Wing is more devastating than Bret "The Hit Man" Hart's Sharpshooter.

Bob Backlund beats Bret "The Hit Man" Hart in a submission match to win the WWF Championship. During the match, The British Bulldog hits his head on the steel steps while chasing after "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, who regrets what has happened and checks on British Bulldog. Owen Hart starts crying, and and tells parents Stu and Helen Hart (who are in the front row for the match) that he did not mean for this to happen and asks them to throw in the towel on Bret's behalf as he cannot bring himself to do it. With Bob Backlund putting Hart in the Crossface Chicken Wing for over five minutes, and with Hart unable to break out of the hold, Helen Hart sadly throws in the towel after initial reluctance from Stu. Owen then runs away with the pink-and-black towel in his hands, and Bret Hart has to be helped to the back.

Todd Pettengill interviews "The King of Harts" Owen Hart, who is smiling at what has happened, revealing that this was all a set-up and that his own parents fell right into his own trap. Owen goes so far as to say that Bret "The Hit Man" Hart cheated to retain the WWF Championship, and calls Bret a loser and a nobody.

The Million Dollar Team (Tatanka, Bam Bam Bigelow, King Kong Bundy, Dr. Tom Pritchard, "Gigolo" Jimmy Del Rey) beat Guts and Glory (Lex Luger, Mabel, Adam Bomb, Billy Gunn, Bart Gunn) in a Traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series match, with King Kong Bundy and Bam Bam Bigelow surviving after Bundy hits a splash on Luger after an inside cradle pin on Tatanka. After the match, Bundy, Bam Bam and Tatanka attack Luger, only for Adam Bomb and Billy and Bart Gunn to clean house. Mabel seems to show up late, but Pritchard and Jimmy Del Rey show up only for Mabel to clobber them. Everyone then checks on Luger, who is able to stand up under his own power.

Todd Pettengill interviews Bob Backlund as they are surrounded by photographers. Backlund claims he has been champion since 1978, and beat "the man who represents your society" to take the belt back. He then plans to mold society back into what he wants it to be by putting morality back into them, and says he'll take on anybody to defend the title. He then says that he feels like God, raises the WWF Championship up, and leaves.

Thanks to special troubleshooting referee Chuck Norris from Walker, Texas Ranger, The Undertaker beats Yokozuna in a Casket Match rematch. King Kong Bundy and Bam Bam Bigelow try to interfere, and Irwin R. Schyster gets in the ring and attacks Undertaker (who he has been trying to audit) while the referees are distracted by them. He gets a sleeper hold on 'Taker and sends him into the casket before escaping into the crowd, but it's not enough to help Yokozuna win the match. "Double J" Jeff Jarrett tries to run in as Undertaker rebuilds momentum, but he gets swiftly roundhouse kicked by Norris. Undertaker then boots Yokozuna into the casket, snaps Mr. Fuji's Japanese flag in two and tosses it in with him, then closes the casket to win the match.